The One Month Countdown

[Gary's Column]

Aww...Column, that's so sweet. Don't you know though, you have always had a family here!

Right. The family who, when told where to find me said, "What thing in the middle of the UK? Oh yeah. I just usually walk right past it."

I have ears, you know.

Well, not really. But I have protuberances coming out of each stone face and they are very sensitive.

How am I even typing this? Gotta go. There's a kid trying to climb me.

[Dopey's Girl]

Right. The family who, when told where to find me said, "What thing in the middle of the UK? Oh yeah. I just usually walk right past it."

I have ears, you know.

Well, not really. But I have protuberances coming out of each stone face and they are very sensitive.

How am I even typing this? Gotta go. There's a kid trying to climb me.

I never pass you by Column. You're my favorite place in Epcot to enjoy a beer!