Funniest thing you ever saw at a Disney park.

[Katzateer]

When my oldest daughter was about 5 (and her name is Michelle) she looked just like the Olsen twins on Full House.

We were saying at Dixie Landings and a little girl came over to us while we were in the pool and asked my daughter what her name was. She told her "Michelle" and the girl swam back over to her mom yelling "I knew it was her!!". All week little girls were staring at my daughter and some would bravely come up to her and ask about the TV show. It was really funny and I think Michelle enjoyed being a celebrity for a week!

[WDWCrazyKaren]

Many years ago, I was at MK on Halloween night for the MNSSHP with my 2 DD's. We'd been on Space Mountain a few times already that night, but they really wanted to go again. I decided to sit it out and let them go. I was waiting for them in the shop by the exit, as was another woman about my age, obviously waiting as well. I asked her if she was also waiting for her kids to get off the ride, and she rolled her eyes, leaned heavily against the wall and sighed "No. I'm waiting for my mom". Disney magic knows no age!

[MarkC]

I've heard several of the years but a good one happened last week. I was in front of the castle watching the fireworks on January 1st, so it was jam packed. A young girl of about 16 was talking to one of her friends on the phone who was elsewhere in MK. She told her to meet them --her friend asked where-- and she replied "by the castle". Knowing there were only about 10,000 people there and it was dark, I had to chuckle. I'm guessing her friend did too.

[mickey_M_lvr]

It may have been a "You had to be there moment", but...I had stopped by the ladies room in the Poly on our way out of breakfast. From the next stall I hear in a very small voice "Mom, do you remember the barrett that was in my hair?" Mom says "Yes, why?" Little voice" Well it's now going down the toliet. I told you it was loose and going to fall out but you didn't listen to me." The look on the mother's face was priceless.

[MushuGrl]

I may have told this before but it's still my all-time favorite WDW story.

During my last trip in January 2010, my sister and I did the Mickey's Magical Milestones tour. Our group, which consisted of about 7 adults, were finishing up our Mickey meet -n- greet, and were getting ready to head back out for what would be our last walking tour of Toon Town. Before we left, our tour guide spent a second chatting with the cast member in the Judge's Tent, and soon our attention went to this ADORABLE little girl, looked about 6-7 years old, wearing a Cinderella dress, and a pair of sneakers, waiting to meet Mickey. The CM turned to the little girl and told her how pretty she looked, and said "just make sure you don't lose your shoe. You lose your shoe here, you end up getting married."

The little girl looks up at the CM with big, huge eyes, then just begins to WAIL. I mean BAWL. "I DON'T WAAAAAAAAAANNNNAAAAAA GET MAAAAAAAAAAARRIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEED!" It took all of us, the people in line, the CMs, and Mickey and Minnie to calm this little girl down. I have never fused over a pair of shoes so much in my LIFE. "Those are GOOD shoes. You don't EVEN have to worry about losing them! You are GOOD to go with those shoes. Cinderella had those shoes she's STILL be single."

For the rest of the tour, somebody in our group, usually the tour guide, would bust into a giggle fit thinking about that little girl. The last thing he said to the CM before we left the tent was "don't make anymore children cry today, okay?"

[NJDad]

My old story that I tell in threads like these:

Years ago I was having a tease-filled conversation with a young British lad in one of the pools at ASMovies.

I asked him if they drove over, he said NO!

I asked him if he took a train, he said NO!

I asked him, well, how did you get here...and he shouted in his posh British accent..."I came on a big Virgin!"

[c&d]

I think this falls into the cute but it's also struck me as funny. We were on the bus to the MK and 2 boys got on. The older brother about 13 and his younger brother about 6 or 7. The older brother sits down looking completely put out by the fact that he has to take his brother to the park. He's doing everything in his power to look cool and his brother is asking all kinds of questions about MK. As we go under the bridge by the Contemporary they both get their first look at MK and the older brother sits up. He starts talking really excitedly, look at the Castle, I can see space mountain and the boats. As we got off the bus I looked at DH and said good thing none of his friend saw that. That would be so uncool getting excited about Disney.

[CanadaLovesDisney]

Our family was waiting for a bus for what felt like forever on a Saturday night around 5pm on an MK extra magic hours night. Of course there were several other families lined up at this particular CBR resort bus stop all patiently waiting. A MK bus finally arrived and so did a family who had not been waiting. It was a party of four and one of them remarked "there's no way we are not getting on this bus" (the bus was already half full) so as soon as the front and back doors opened the family bolted through the back doors of the bus but not before the mother could get through the bus driver began to shout and close the back door on her butt! There she stood with her backside pinched in between the doors. And her husband was screaming "help my wife is stuck" from inside the bus. It was one of the funniest things ever because they got exactly what they deserved for trying to cut those who had been waiting! We did get on the bus and we all just kept laughing and glaring at the greedy family.

[PAYROLL PRINCESS]

We were on our way into Animal Kingdom one time. My son was wearing a Red Sox t-shirt. Out of nowhere we heard, "If you're a Red Sox fan, why are you wearing white socks?" It struck us so funny because we weren't expecting it! Do they still have talking trash cans?

Yep, they still have Push, usually over by Tomorrowland.

[A Big Kid]

We justngot back and I saw soemthing that was perfect for this post:

Walking in the Japan pavilion, there was a dad and his daughter seated near the quick service. The daughter (probably 3.5 - 4 years old) was eating ice cream and asked her dad if he wanted some.

Dad told her, "no, honey. I want you to enjoy it."

Daughter replied, " ok dad. And I want you to enjoy your happiness."

[ronandjulie]

To me, the funniest thing is all of the Brazillian tourists following their flags all around the World. That would be an awful vacation.

[ronandjulie]

Many years ago, I was at MK on Halloween night for the MNSSHP with my 2 DD's. We'd been on Space Mountain a few times already that night, but they really wanted to go again. I decided to sit it out and let them go. I was waiting for them in the shop by the exit, as was another woman about my age, obviously waiting as well. I asked her if she was also waiting for her kids to get off the ride, and she rolled her eyes, leaned heavily against the wall and sighed "No. I'm waiting for my mom". Disney magic knows no age!

Best story ever!

[A Big Kid]

To me, the funniest thing is all of the Brazillian tourists following their flags all around the World. That would be an awful vacation.

I always thought about hiring someone to carry fake flags to lure the the BTG's away from whatever attraction I am heading to.

[Mickey 101]

About 5 years ago on a trip, my family was standing in Frontierland watching people on Splash Mountain. DH was thoroughly enjoying his time laughing at everyone getting very wet. Suddenly though, a seagull flew overhead and decided to leave a little present right on DH's head! Needless to say, he stopped laughing!

[frog14]

On our first trip to Disney my dad and my little sister were waiting at the bottom of splash mountain to catch a pic of my mom and sister plunging down. We had been waiting almost 2 hrs to see them! WE had no clue that due to a lady jumping out of a log that the ride had been evacuated! At this point my dad was getting really nervous!! So to make him happy i yelled "there they are!" and snapped a picture of a random log filled with people we didnt know! I did this repeatedly until my dad caught on. To this day we have about 6 photos of random people riding splash mountain!

[Erica9901]

Several years ago, we went to Disney with my (large) family - it was a group of 14. My neice, then about 12, was raised on a farm, here in TX (big animal lover, now running her own farm breeding & selling many different types of farm animals and she's still in HS)

So, we're all walking along and she sees some ducks. She runs over, squats down and starts trying to get the ducks to come over to her. Everyone else in the family is buying icecream a ways away, but we're watching her. There's this nice elderly couple on the bench near us, saying, awww, look at her! look how sweet she is, she's trying to feed that duck... Well, when it gets close enough, she quickly swipes her hand out and grabs it! (the way you catch a duck is grab it around the neck, then pull it in and adjust till you're holding it around its body) The duck is squawking and flapping she's trying to get it to calm down. The couple watching her jump up and scream. My neice stands up and yells to us and her smaller cousins & siblings, come see the duck! Then to the couple freaking out: No, No, I'm not hurting it! Its fine! but no one can hear her over all the commotion of the duck and a CM who is sprinting- all out, like hurdling benches, and screaming in this high pitched shrill voice, oh my god! put the "Duckie" down! Put the duckie down! AHHHH!
So, she gently puts the duck down and we get the situation calmed down. It wasn't funny until a little later though. At the time, we were all really
But, she'd never hurt any animal and that poor CM probably thought she was going to kill it or something!
We still tease her about it....

[dizneydeb22]

I've posted this before...but I thought this would fit in:
My family and I, 8 people total had spent the EMH at EPCOT and were headed back to the POP at around 12:30am. YMCA come on the "radio" and my husband started singing, followed by me, the the rest of the crew. Eventually almost everyone on the bus was singing. After we got home, my neice and one of her customers discovered we were all there at the same time at the POP. When my niece asked her if she had a good time, the customer replied yes, except for one night a bunch of idiots started singing YMCA and got the whole bus singing and woke up her daughter!

[MrPeetrie]

All great stories. I have a couple of cute stories, but nothing fall-on-the-floor hilarious.

1.) DW and I are in Hall of Presidents, watching show. It's very quiet when Abraham Lincoln stands up to speak. A little boys asks: "Mom, is that Jesus?"

2.) A mom takes her little boy to the fountain in UK in World Showcase.
"Make a wish."
"I wish I had more ice cream!"
"Well, that's a good wish."

3.) DW and I are in car for Tower of Terror. DW is on my left. To my right is a strange woman and her friend. It's their first time. When car moves out of elevator, the young woman instinctually grabs my right hand. When car drops, she reaches with her right hand and grabs my upper arm and holds on for dear life, leaving imprints later. When ride is over, she is still clutching my arm. After a moment, she realizes she hasn't let go and doesn't know me. Embarrassed, she apologizes.
"That's ok. I had his other arm," my wife said."He wasn't going anywhere."
She was a good sport.
Trust me, the woman had a death grip on my arm.

[Pocahontas]

Last October my DH and I took our daughter, niece and nephew (7 years old)to WDW. We were watching the show at the Hall of Presidents and when the curtain rose to show all the Presidents on the stage, my nephew grabbed my arm and stared at them with his eyes large and his mouth hanging wide open. After all the presidents were announced, he looked at me and said in disbelief, "I don't understand - I thought all those presidents were dead!"

Oh the innocence of a child.

[PAYROLL PRINCESS]

Last October my DH and I took our daughter, niece and nephew (7 years old)to WDW. We were watching the show at the Hall of Presidents and when the curtain rose to show all the Presidents on the stage, my nephew grabbed my arm and stared at them with his eyes large and his mouth hanging wide open. After all the presidents were announced, he looked at me and said in disbelief, "I don't understand - I thought all those presidents were dead!"

Oh the innocence of a child.

This one REALLY made me laugh!