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Twas the Night Before a Florida Christmas
T'was the night before Christmas and all through the town,
no noses were frozen, no snow fluttered down,
no children in flannels were tucked into bed,
they all wore shorty pajamas instead.
To find wreaths of holly, t'was not very hard,
for holly trees grew in every back yard.
In front of the houses, Dads and Moms were
adorning the bushes and coconut palms.
The sleeping kiddies were dreaming in glee,
hoping to find water skis under the tree.
They all knew that Santa was well on his way,
in a Mercedes-Benz, instead of a sleigh.
And soon he arrived and started to work,
he hadn't a second to linger or shirk.
He whizzed up the highways and zoomed up the road,
in a S-L 300, delivering his loads.
The tropical moon gave the city a glow,
and lighted the way for old Santa below.
As he jumped from the auto he gave a wee chuckle,
he was dressed in Bermudas with an Ivy league buckle,
There weren't any chimneys, but that caused no gloom,
for Santa came in through the Florida room.
He stopped at each house....stayed only a minute,
emptying his sack of stuff that was in it.
Before he departed, he treated himself
to a glass of papaya juice upon the shelf.
He turned with a jerk and bounced to the car,
remembering he still had to go very far.
He shifted the gears and stepped on the gas
and up Highway 536 he went like a flash.
And I heard him exclaim as he went on his way,
"MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL, I WISH I COULD STAY!"
Average Banjo Picker. Pretty-Good Sailing Master. Newly Ordained.
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LOL Very Cute!! This made me chuckle on this crazy busy day that I'm embarking on!!
Thanks!!! Merry Christmas!!!!
April
Up Next: April 19-26th 40th Birthday
Past trips:
Dec./Jan.2001/2002 OP (engaged @ Castle!)
Oct. 03 YC (6mos pregnant)
May. 05 BC (DD 1st trip)
April/May 06 DL (1st trip
Oct. 07 BWI (DD2 1st trip)
Oct. 08 WL (Grand Gathering)
Dec. 09 Timeshare
2011, 2013 POFQ
Mar/Apr 2014
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thats brilliant - I love it
Dragongirlx (AkA Ruth)
Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup
2004 - offsite
2006 - Dolphin
2007- WL
2008 - Poly
2009 - WL
2010 - GF
2012 - WL
2013 - WL
2014 - WL
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Those of us in the wintry north, thank you - I think. (It is really cute.)
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This was really cute. We live in Florida so it was
special to us. Nothing beats the lights at DHD!
We just got back and loved every minute of
Christmas at Disney.......
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Originally Posted by TheRustyScupper
T'was the night before Christmas and all through the town,
no noses were frozen, no snow fluttered down,
no children in flannels were tucked into bed,
they all wore shorty pajamas instead.
To find wreaths of holly, t'was not very hard,
for holly trees grew in every back yard.
In front of the houses, Dads and Moms were
adorning the bushes and coconut palms.
The sleeping kiddies were dreaming in glee,
hoping to find water skis under the tree.
They all knew that Santa was well on his way,
in a Mercedes-Benz, instead of a sleigh.
And soon he arrived and started to work,
he hadn't a second to linger or shirk.
He whizzed up the highways and zoomed up the road,
in a S-L 300, delivering his loads.
The tropical moon gave the city a glow,
and lighted the way for old Santa below.
As he jumped from the auto he gave a wee chuckle,
he was dressed in Bermudas with an Ivy league buckle,
There weren't any chimneys, but that caused no gloom,
for Santa came in through the Florida room.
He stopped at each house....stayed only a minute,
emptying his sack of stuff that was in it.
Before he departed, he treated himself
to a glass of papaya juice upon the shelf.
He turned with a jerk and bounced to the car,
remembering he still had to go very far.
He shifted the gears and stepped on the gas
and up Highway 536 he went like a flash.
And I heard him exclaim as he went on his way,
"MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL, I WISH I COULD STAY!"
As a "cracker" I am LMAO!!!!!!
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but Rusty, as much as I can't stand it.....its making the grass grow like Springtime!! Job security in my business!!
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That was great! Thanks for the laugh!
șoș Tiffany șoș
Many trips offsite growing up
2/08 CBR
10/09 Pop/POFQ
12/09-1/10 POR/CR
10/10 POLY
12/11 POFQ
Next Up:
POFQ 10/14 - 11/14
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Very Funny!
șoș David, Lisa, Aaron and Allison
98-PO
00-CB & ASMo
01-Swan
02-CS
03-POR
04-POP
05-PO / CR
07-PO / CR
08-ASMu
09-AKL
10-CR, CS & PP DL
11-NB DLP & SSR
12-BLT & BLT
13-GC DL & BLT
15-Aulani & BLT
16-ASMu & GC DL
17-BWI, THV, CSR, BLT
18-BLT, OKW, OKW, CBR, GF & BLT
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Rhonda
Trips to WDW: Priceless
Impossible is not a word.
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șOș Dianne șOș
You must make a Choice to take a Chance or your life will never Change
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That was cute! Thanks for sharing!
Soarin' to tower: We are ready for takeoff!
1986 - Royal Plaza
1987 - Disney Inn (Now SOG)
1990 - CR
1993 - POFQ
1994, 1997 - Travelodge (now Best Western LBV)
2001, 2002 - WL
2004 - GF
2007 - POR
2008 - CSR
2009 - Pop/Poly
2010 - VWL
2011 - Cruise on the Dream
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