Whoa! Who left boiled eggs all over the runway? Sorry about the veering folks, didn't want to crush any of those pretty Easter eggs.

Vera, cleanup at seats 6 and 6A! Was anybody besides Nat and Scott having coffee when we landed? We have some complimentary DDPTs (Drummerboy Discount Paper Towels) available. Just fill out these simple requesition forms.

Okay. Hope everybody has a wonderful weekend, and as usual, thanks for flying DDA.
[Give 'twisting lightbulb' wave and says, "Buh bye"]