Which doll????

[Ed]

Hang in there, Queen Maytag - - reinforcements are on the way !!! (Just as soon as I find my keys...)

<JimmyC(the guy, not the cat), get out of that restroom !!! >


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[MinnieMe]

Hi . . .

my name is MinnieMe . . .

and I'm . . .

a member of . . .

*Secret Readers Anonymous*

Beth, I feel your pain.

My question . . . is the topic "Which doll?" or "Witch doll!"

[Ed]

Hi, MinnieMe !

You know, there's a Twelve Step Program for that.

And the answer to your question is... YES.



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[Ozarker]

More brave souls should step forward and admit it....

The air has cleared somewhat... my eyes have stopped watering enough to read again. Yet another failed attempt...

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[Aurora]

They really crossed the line with that one!! Beanie Weanies?? It's extremely difficult to mount a defense with those!! Lucky your anti-Weanie antibodies were on the job. And FYI, thanks for the offer, but I DON'T WANT A CAT. Or a dog, or even a fish. Not that I mind animals, I just like them a whole lot when someone else has to take care of them.

What? Hold on...
Tigger, I told you to go downstairs!!!! No, wait, hey!!! Who's that? Hmphdfsdf....

[Ozarker]

I'll say!! Lucky me that I had my Anti-beanie weanie booster shot!

[Jeff Handshaw 100+visits]

A 12 step program, I though there was just a book?

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Anyway, Fred and I are hanging here (well I'm on top of SE and he's sitting on the Effel Tower), waiting for the word to go. Our air jets are full (yes I filled Fred's too), and they dragged the last park visitor out hours ago. Nice view, although I'd rather not have Mickeys hand up my dress.

[Eeyore]

My cat has been swatting at my leg as I walk by. I've noticed that people are slowly dissappearing from this board. Every canadian with a cat must read this aloud, while holding your cat in the smoke of a white candle:

C-eh-A-eh-T-eh ,yo! I'll turn your thoughts as pure as clean snow. Don't you bite cause then we'll fight and send fred n' jeff on their flight. Cats cats cats you smunko little rats! Let this evil come from you just release, don't be a foo.

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-Eeyore
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[JimmyC]

False alarm with the gas attack. The dolls are not to blame.
Chester the Chipmunk just called to apologize. He was eating broccoli earlier while on duty to protect Queen Maytag.

Jeff and Fred, fly over to Chicago, I think Aurora's in trouble!!!! Also stop at Goose Island Brewery and pick me up a case of their Hex-Nut Ale.

Hey, where'd my cat go?


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[thedreamfinder]

Hey, I was just thinking about something this morning... There used to be a few floats in the Main Street Electrical Parade that had the IASW dolls on them, but when I went back this last time those floats were gone! :O I wonder what happened to them.

The Dream Finder

[thedreamfinder]

And for cats... I don't know why but mine is starting to sedate me by putting her butt in my face.. I really need to give her a bath.


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[Ed]

Ozarker -
What a relief! Glad you're safe, 'cuz I still couldn't find my keys. Recruited a 12 year old and went out to the airport, and lo and behold, the Warthog was GONE !! All I could find where it was parked was a trace of catnip, a few hairballs (ugh!) and a lot of paw prints. And to think that I took the cheap route when I bought it, and chose not to have Lo-Jack installed! Now I'm looking at having to pay out the deductible - $1.5 million! Air Traffic Control tells me that radar tracked it heading due north late last night, and when they tried to raise the pilot on the radio, the only response they got was "Meow, eh?"
I'm depressed. (What's new?)
I'm going home, then to PlaneMax to see what they have on the used lot.

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[JimmyC]

TiggTigg5,
See if you can pick up one of those old DC-3's with the mini-guns. Puff the Magic Dragon was it's nickname

[JimmyC]

Thedreamfinder, be careful of the cat. Especially if you smell beanie wienies on it's breath.

I think they may be converting the float into a helo-platform. I'm going to send the flying squirrels to investigate.

NEWS FLASH:
I will be leaving at around 3-4pm today for secret negotiations with the British and German IASW dolls. This will take place at Camp Bottleopanr in a secluded section in the Northern area of the Enchanted Mitten. I will try and work a deal to break-up the IASW Pact.

I do not trust the dolls, and plan on back-up.

Wish me Luck. Watch your cats. Beware of lawn decorations that move.

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[Ozarker]

JimmyC:
Good Luck, good friend! Do not forget there are giant cats as well as a rumored tribe of native cave-dwelling dolls in the secluded forest of the Enchanted Mitten. We expect a full report on Monday. May the force of Queen Maytag go with you!!

To All:
I am very worried about JimmyC. Does anyone know if it's Troll Open Season????

[Ed]

Fear not... if JimmyC sticks to a diet of beanie-weanies and bourbon, as well as his daily ration (and I use the word loosely) of beer, a force field will develop that will surround him for a distance of about 2 meters, effectively protecting him from *anything* ! Under certain lighting conditions (such as the glow from burning dolls), the force field will have a definite purplish tint to it.
Getting worried about the replacement for the Warthog; on my budget, only thing I've found so far is a 40 year old Cessna 152, but at least it has a new rubber band on the propshaft. Armament consists of a pea shooter and a box of navy beans.
(Now that I think about it, it also had rubber bands holding the doors on, keeping the seats attached to the floor, and a big wad of chewing gum keeping the windshield in place. Hmmmmm... maybe it's not such a bargain after all.)

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[Ozarker]

TiggTigg5- Now I'm worried about YOU!! You're not test flying these things are you???

Gee, keeping you two in line is a full time job!

[MinnieMe]

Just attended first "Twelve Step" meeting along with other secret readers. I'm happy to announce I was elected secretary. While taking meeting minutes, an unusually short attendee made a motion that we should honor Disney's Millennium celebration with a Banquet O'Beanies. When everyone over 2 feet tall voted no, an odd squirrel in camouflage chased the attendee from the building . . . *weird*
I (who by the way am in no way addicted to reading this board)made a motion that in honor of the big 2000 on SE, we should encourage 2000 posts for "Which doll?" by Jan. 1, 2000. In a unanimous vote, the motion passed.

. . . so much for Step 1.

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[Ed]

MinnieMe - Sounds like a plan to me! We only need about 1670 more... John, order up another drive for the server!

Ozarker - Test fly? Of course! I'd have to be crazy not to test fly them! (Ah, ah - - no nasty comments!) The one referred to above made it almost as far as the Wright Brothers did at Kitty Hawk!

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[Ozarker]

I gave up nasty talk a few pages ago. (meow)

And since he's gone.... it's time for a JimmyC joke.......


How does JimmyC and two crazy people get through the forest?????



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