Will I be teased for wearing Jorts to the parks?

[Babe the Blue Ox]

The original Jorts thread is three years old today.

The Jorts thread now needs a ticket to enter the parks.

However, the Jorts thread cannot accumulate FastPasses as that is no longer acceptable behavior.

The Jorts thread always goes to the 2nd showing of Fantasmic because the wait time is only about 10 minutes and it doesn't like long waits.

The Jorts thread likes to ride Midway Mania, but only late in the evening when most other threads are waiting in that long line for the 1st Fantasmic.

The Jorts thread has never made an ADR and eats lunch/dinner wherever it wants, just at non-typical times.

The Jorts thread always rides the Resort Monorail when leaving the Magic Kingdom.

The Jorts thread does not like Boarin', well just because.

The Jorts thread also does not like Festival of the Lion King, but adores Beauty and the Beast.

The Jorts thread was once teased by CMs for wearing a Disneyland shirt to WDW. That wasn't very nice.

The Jorts thread sometimes wanders over to Universal and then wonders why.

The Jort thread doesn't miss Horizons but does miss Mister Toad.


There. That should do it.

[Main Street Jim]

[Mrs Bus Driver]

Now I have to go and read the original jorts thread all over again.

[WDW-Geek]

[TinkerbellT421]

Now I have to go and read the original jorts thread all over again.

Ditto! lol

[DVC2004]

Fannie Doolee loves puppies but she hates dogs.

[TinkerbellT421]

Haha! Found the old Jorts thread and now I remember the first time DBF saw it back then and looked at me and said "Wait, jorts are not in style?" with this complete look! lol