10 Funniest Things Heard at Disney

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i love rereading these.
a couple more....

1. my sister tells this. She is in the restroom and a mom is cleaning her daughter up who had just "wet" herself. she was maybe 4 or 5. and the mom said "why didn't you just tell me you had to go". and the girl said "tommy and i have a pack that who ever goes to the restroom first the other gets to punch them...and he hits harder than me". t he mom said "well next time you have to go, just squeeze my hand 2 times, i'll say i have to go and take you with me, let's see him hit me!". lol

2. my all time favorite.
my sister and i were on the bus on the way back to the resort after a long day of fun. a little boy, 9 or 10ish comes on and plops between us and says "sisters, who needs them". my sister looks down at him and says "hey, i'm a sister, that's my brother right there" and points to me. the kid looks up at me and says "you know what i'm saying" and we both gave knuckles. he looks across the bus to a girl that is seated accross the bus and she throws a piece of paper at him. he says "that's my aunt, she's not any better. Must be a woman thing" i said "kid it doesn't get much better as you get older." then he mumbles to himself "women. they just have a black heart". to this day when ever my sister and i disagree on something, i tell her she has a very black heart.

[ANG]

sorry if this is gross...

We were standing in a mass of people- side by side-- waiting for Honey, We Shrunk the Audience in 2008 when my 6 year old daughter started counting. When she got to 13, she paused and looked up at me. I said "13???". She said, "Yeah, I farted 13 times". I could've died from embarrassment. She was so proud of her accomplishment. I wanted to hide... but we were shoulder to shoulder with others. We couldn't even walk away.

This is HILARIOUS!!! Thank you so much for sharing

[Gator]

We were walking in the World Showcase and a boy was walking toward us with a giant cookie. Just then, a seagull swooped in from behind and grabbed the whole thing from his hands. He then started screaming in tears, "Tinkerbell stole my cookie!"

[LudwigVonDrake]

1) While waiting on line for the Haunted Mansion a family in front of us was making plans to ride "Splash Waterfall" after they rode the Mansion.

2) On a very hot day in DHS, a man to his wife while pointing to their daughter, "We've got to get her on one of the water rides before we do anything else..."

[figgie]

My favorites:

Many years ago, we took another family to Disneyworld for their first visit. After our first "potty stop" with our 6 kids my friend comes out and says, "Oh my goodness, even the music in the bathroom is in sinc with the park music!"

Same friend, after waiting in line to see Winnie the Pooh, says to the escort person, "It is so hot, does he have an airconditioner in his head?" The CM has a cute wispering conversation in Pooh's ear. After Pooh wispering back, the CM says, "No lady, but we'd like to know if you do?"

While walking to our car at Magic Kingdom/TTC one night, we were approached by a family who were looking for their car. They asked us where the "Energy" lot was! We had to direct them to EPCOT!

[Imalismom]

Just got this one in email:

... a great overheard guest conversation that took place in world showcase:

SMALL CHILD (POINTING TO THE FRANCE PAVILLION): Look mommy! Is that the real Eiffel Tower?

MOM: No silly, the real one's in vegas!.

[Arielfan98]

As me, my older sister, and parents are waiting on the LONG line for Soarin, a guy around my sister's age goes, "Are those Nikes?" And as if that pickup line wasn't bad enough, the kid decides to show my family his X-ray pictures of his broken foot

[EeyoresBestFriend]

A couple of trips ago, we were on the bus to AK. There was a father in front of us with a little girl about 8 in full Princess regalia.

"I want to meet the Princesses in this park"
"Princesses don't go to Animal Kingdom. The Yeti will eat them."

I had to laugh when I mentally did a tally and realized that you DON'T see alot of princesses there. Smart Father!!

[MissMaryPoppins]

My brother and I were in the Magic Kingdom around the holidays watching the castle being lit up and there was a couple next to us with their little girl. She asked her father if she could have one of those huge balloons with the princesses on them. He sighed and said "Well honey, it's either the balloon or a college education, your choice." my brother and I couldn't help laughing, neither could her parents and the little girl got her balloon.

I was taking the bus back to Saratoga Springs from Downtown Disney and a little girl gets on all decked out in her princess gear with her mom and grandma. They sat across from me and the little girl asked me if I was on vacation too. I said I was and asked her if she was having fun on her vacation. She nodded and said "Oh yes, I really like being at Taratoga Springs."

[sacandjac]

My friend was in Disney a couple of years ago and was in stand-by line for Soarin. Two ladies in front of her were talking about the people in the Fast Pass Line as they were passing by. One lady said, why do they get to go in front of us? Her friend said, you know that's the line where all them people pretend they are cripple! Clueless!!

[MissMaryPoppins]

On my mom's first trip to WDW (she was 58 at the time), we were on the safari ride at AK. Toward the end of the ride, she leaned over and whispered to me, in all seriousness, "How do you suppose the poachers got IN here?"

I had a funny moment on the safari ride too. My cousin, who was 16 at the time, took her first Disney trip with my family. We were on line for the safari and my cousin noticed a sign that said "out to lunch". I suddenly hear her sigh and say "Great, how long is that going to take?" I asked her what she meant and she pointed to the sign. I told her it was just a prop and started laughing at her as did the couple behind us. Her face turned bright red, she laughed and said "how would I know that? I've never been here!"

[MstngDrvnDsnyLvr]

Overheard in a bathroom stall at Epcot during our recent trip..."But why do YOU need to pee Mommy?" " Well Hun, why did you need to?". No answer from the little girl, but then I hear, "It isn't purple Mommy. What isnt purple? Your pee - Daddy said you poot rainbows, pooh skittles, and pee Grape juice."
How does one NOT die laughing at that one? Girl was probably around 4 yrs old.

[GroovyTeach]

I once saw a kid get a huge spanking by his dad, followed by his dad saying, "I thought this was supposed to be the happiest place on Earth!"

[Skippy]

Guest at Hollywood Studios: "How far is it to the Back to the Future ride?"

CM: About 10 miles (disney point) that way and 10 years back

Guest: huh?

[PirateLover]

On our last trip, I got a few laughs on Star Tours. During the ride, a kid who was obviously a big Star Wars fan was very excited by our ride. And I quote "BOBA FETT?? BOBA FETT!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE!!! AHHH!!! IT'S THE DEATH STAR!!!!"
Then, coming out, one young girl says to another "Wow, I can't believe you are a rebel spy!"

[Wolf]

On our last trip, I got a few laughs on Star Tours. During the ride, a kid who was obviously a big Star Wars fan was very excited by our ride. And I quote "BOBA FETT?? BOBA FETT!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE!!! AHHH!!! IT'S THE DEATH STAR!!!!"
Then, coming out, one young girl says to another "Wow, I can't believe you are a rebel spy!"

As a huge star wars geek I <3 this!!!

[MommaMouse]

I have no idea if anyone will find this as funny as my husband and I thought it was but here goes. While on our honeymoon we were strolling around Epcot during the Food and Wine Festival. There was a family of four appearring to have a discussion about where to eat dinner. The son, about 10yrs old starts pointing towards the Italian pavilion. His father looks at him and says in a perfectly British accent, "Do you know anything about Italian food? Right then shutup!" That cracked us up because the kid was pointing towards our favorite restaurant-Alfredo's at the time. Poor kid, his dad had no idea what they were missing out on.

[riley1129]

We're not doing all the parks, just Disney World.....(I assume they are refering to MK)

i have heard this so many times its actually frightening!!!

[Tigerinvestigator]

My favorite was from Jack Sparrow who was standing in Adventureland when my DD6 and DD9 walked by wearing pink pirate costumes and DD9 had on a pink pirate eye patch. Jack jumped and said "don't worry luv, it will grow back." He then turned to my DD6 and whispered "I don't think it's going to grow back."

And listened to a woman who hadn't been to WDW since the 1970's say she liked the old Haunted Mansion better. She said it was "much better as a boat ride". I think she has some jumbled up memories lol.

[phillydan]

On the monorail approaching the Comtemporary:
Dad to son "Look - there are the new hotel rooms they just built; they call them Bailey Lake Towers".
Son "who is Bailey?"
Dad "Silence".
Me "Guffaw".