Hate to say this, (well...no I don't, LOL) and I know gueli's gunna kill me, but why aren't the Jets one of the choices?

~ Haven't been to a Superbowl since 1969
~ Have only made the playoffs 10 times in the 40 years since.
~ Have finished above .500 only 16 times in their 49 years of existence.
~ Won/Loss record of 331-401, which means they could go undefeated for the next FOUR years straight and STILL have a losing all time record.
~ Have had only ONE coach (Bill Parcells) out of 16 with a winning record. (You can't count Al Groh, that was one season)

If that isn't futility, nothing is!

And gueli, before you even TRY to bring up the Dolphins...

~ Finished above .500 29 times in their 43 years
~ Were last in the superbowl in 1984
~ Have made the playoffs 22 times since 1969
~ Have a won/loss record of 380-272.

You can't win this one.