Are You A Thread Killer?

**Marceline** · 01-31-2009, 03:14 AM

Does the killer of this thread win some sort of prize?

Wait....nobody answer that.

**betteratmk** · 01-31-2009, 07:56 AM

And i thought it was just because I'm new here

**DisneyFreak23** · 01-31-2009, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by Marceline

Does the killer of this thread win some sort of prize?

The Title!!! Of Ultralord of the Thread Killers!!!

**Ian** · 01-31-2009, 08:49 AM

There once was an INTERCOT member
Who's posts could be ... less than tender
Some threads he would kill
Just for the thrill
Thus they called him "Exalted Thread Ender"

**mouseketeer mom** · 01-31-2009, 08:51 AM

OK..I'm in. I'm a little 'fraid, but I'm in.

**DisneyFreak23** · 01-31-2009, 08:53 AM

Originally Posted by Ian

There once was an INTERCOT member
Who's posts could be ... less than tender
Some threads he would kill
Just for the thrill
Thus they called him "Exalted Thread Ender"

Not fair! Your using Limericks!...Gues this just means i have to bring out my haikus

Killing the poor threads
that met a horrid demise
She is ultra killer!

**Ian** · 01-31-2009, 08:56 AM

Originally Posted by mouseketeer mom

OK..I'm in. I'm a little 'fraid, but I'm in.

Be afraid ... be very afraid ...

**mouseketeer mom** · 01-31-2009, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by DisneyFreak23

Not fair! Your using Limericks!...Gues this just means i have to bring out my haikus

Killing the poor threads
that met a horrid demise
She is ultra killer!

I'm going to bring out my hyperboles!!!
I told you a MILLION TIMES! I WILL NOT BE A THREAD KILLER!! Top that.

**Ian** · 01-31-2009, 09:23 AM

Don't make me go all simile on you two!!

The joy of killing threads is like sunshine on a warm summer's day!

**Jeff G** · 01-31-2009, 10:56 AM

I'm in!!! Killing threads is my specialty so having the title of exalted thread killer would be an honor.

**DisneyFreak23** · 01-31-2009, 10:58 AM

Bring out the Metaphors!!!!

Thread killing is a beautiful art, practiced by many.

(hope i did that right...im not so good in the grammar department...)

**Marceline** · 01-31-2009, 01:21 PM

How about some supposition and conjecture?

If I kill THIS thread, certainly I shall forever more have the power to kill all threads and when I speak it will be the final most glorious answer to answer all questions ever asked hence and unto me shall the threads bow and tremble in the wake of my strokes writ by keyboard for all the days and months and posts that follow!!!

This is more of a decree and run on sentence actually.

**Ian** · 01-31-2009, 01:25 PM

Okay ... I didn't want to have to do this to you all, but it's sonnet time ...

Shall I compare killing threads to a summer's day?

**beksy** · 01-31-2009, 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by Ian

Okay ... I didn't want to have to do this to you all, but it's sonnet time ...

Shall I compare killing threads to a summer's day?

C'mon Ian, you can't leave us hanging here! You start off with a beautiful poem and now we don't know how thread killing and a summer's day relate. I don't know if I can stand the suspense!

Bring on the Shakespeare!

**the other micki** · 01-31-2009, 02:19 PM

Never fear, Beksy! It is I, the other micki, here to save the day! (All right, now someone else post, quick!)

**DisneyFreak23** · 01-31-2009, 03:06 PM

Im out for refrences, but for all required purposes, I SHALL REIGN SUPREME!!!!!

**Ian** · 01-31-2009, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by beksy

C'mon Ian, you can't leave us hanging here! You start off with a beautiful poem and now we don't know how thread killing and a summer's day relate. I don't know if I can stand the suspense!

Bring on the Shakespeare!

Uh ... let me see if my English lit is still hiding in there somewhere:

Shall I compare thread killing to a summer's day?
Thread killing is more lovely and more temperate.
Rough thread killing do shake the darling buds of May and thread killing's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometimes too hot the eye of thread killing shines
And often is its gold complexion dimmed
And every fair from fair sometimes declines,
By chance or thread killing's changing course untrimmed.

I think that's pretty close. I had to memorize that poem senior year in high school and I still remember most of it. I know there's a bit at the end, but that's gone the way of ... well ... all the threads I've killed!!

**elmjimmlm** · 01-31-2009, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by Marceline

Does the killer of this thread win some sort of prize?

Wait....nobody answer that.

or does it just mean that you are the biggest loser?

**the other micki** · 01-31-2009, 11:01 PM

How 'bout a little onomatopoeia?

Watch me kill this thread...BAM, POW, ZAP!

**tinksmom02** · 01-31-2009, 11:10 PM

Originally Posted by brad192

I wondered about this as well! Several times I've posted to a thread and it dies a quick & ugly death.

Makes me feel kind of sad & guilty.

Maybe nobody likes me, maybe I posted something inappropriate, maybe I need to wear more deoderant

....you get the idea.

Hopefully, I won't be the last poster here!

I've felt exactly the same way on more than one occasion. I try to tell myself that I just got in on the end of the post, it would've died anyway, but I always wonder if it's me.

Guess we'll find out with this thread

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