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Hello all you happy intercot peeples
Greetings from the Jungle, My name is Albino Pygmy and I'll be your skipper, aligator wrestler, lion tamer, snake charmer, ballet tap teacher, cruise director, square dance caller, and if you don't laugh at any of my jokes, quite possibly your swimming instructor. All questions are to be addressed at the end of the tour, submitted it written form and only in Pygmese, English is not accepted. There is also a suggestions box should you wish to submit any suggestions or comments about your cruise today. Unfortunately Ole' Smiley has swallowed the box, but fear not, you can still submit your suggestions, because the box itself is lodged in the back of his throat. Just reach in and drop off your comment card. Oh, by the way we'll be passing the most realistic looking animals ever found in a plastic jungle that nobody seems to notice because they're all focused on their most handsome and dashing skipper, oh wait, that's me!
Skipper's General Warning!
Reading of this signature might result in the following:
Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion,
Upset Stomach, Diarrhea, and may Complicate Pregnancy.
Consult a physician if read thoroughly.
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Re-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-eally?
Wonderful "introduction" (that was an introduction, right?) and puh-leased to meet ya!
I'm envisioning a little white Pygmy piloting one of the Jungle Cruuse boats now... How does a Pygmy reach the steering wheel anyway?
AKA: FlyingIceman - Ice Rocker
DLR every Summer from '67 - '76
WDW Feb. '02
DLR Oct. '02
WDW Jan. '04
WDW Christmas '04 (ASMusic)
WDW Christmas '06 (Pop Century)
DLR Oct. '07 (Paradise Pier)
WDW Sept. '08 (ASMovies & PO French Quarter)
Next Trip? Christmas '10
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Simple. Just stand on a bunch of dinosaur coloring books we borrowed from Dr. Cornelius Bifocal, famous paleontologist, but I never had to do that since I was the tallest one in my class
Skipper's General Warning!
Reading of this signature might result in the following:
Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion,
Upset Stomach, Diarrhea, and may Complicate Pregnancy.
Consult a physician if read thoroughly.
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I laughed so hard i about fell of my chair. Thank you so much for brightening my day!
Last edited by badkitty; 12-19-2008 at 07:17 PM.
Reason: computer had a mind of its own and posted before i was ready
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I loved it. Welcome to you.
Your attention please, the Walt Disney World Railroad is now boarding for a trip around the Magic Kingdom
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Originally Posted by badkitty
I laughed so hard i about fell of my chair. Thank you so much for brightening my day!
Aww, I love you already. Would you stay up in the front of the boat for the rest of my shift please? It's bad enough I have to do this thing again and again all by myself
Skipper's General Warning!
Reading of this signature might result in the following:
Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion,
Upset Stomach, Diarrhea, and may Complicate Pregnancy.
Consult a physician if read thoroughly.
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to Intercot!!!
I am going to pop this over to the Water Cooler where you can meet more of the the Disney crazy people who reside here or is that just crazy people
Jeff (aka JPL)
Former VMK alias figgiefig
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