Just Questions: Extreme Resort Makeover.

[tinkerbellybutton]

Are you not sure if you are zoned for me or if I'm zoned for a duck?



Why? Is the duck sensitive about his webbed feet?




Hmmm.. a cow and two ducks... what do you call it?

Well, are you zoned for a duck?

He's self-concious, afraid to get his feet wet

Ummm, nope, have no idea. What do you call a cow and two ducks?

I've got a joke that my God-son told me. Why didn't the skeleton cross the street?

[MissStyles]

Ummm, nope, have no idea. What do you call a cow and two ducks?

I've got a joke that my God-son told me. Why didn't the skeleton cross the street?

1) You missed the answer, look back a page!

2) He didn't have the guts to cross?

What did the cow use to cut his grass?

[drummerboy]

Anybody mind if I duck out of this conversation? I've got some bills to take care of and then I've got to check the web.

[Natazu]

What'd everyone have for lunch?

A Tapenade tria, Penne pasta in a garlic cream sauce with scallops, lump crab, & shrimp, and crab stuffed mushrooms. Michele Chiarlo Barbera "Le Orme"

Anybody got a couple spare bottles of scotch?

I have a bottle of Famous Grouse no one's poured in a year or two.

Got any oreo's ?

Cakesters?

Do you need a set of earphones to go with that scotch then?

to listen to a scotch tape?

Does anyone what 6K means ?

A "6K" is an SEC filing form submitted to the US Securities and Exchange Commission used by certain foreign private issuers to provide information that is, required to be made public in the country of its domicile, filed with and made public by a foreign stock exchange on which its securities are traded, and are distributed to security holders. Duh!

[pogo]

to listen to a scotch tape?

Do you wear a kilt while listening to it ???

[MMouse6937]

A Tapenade tria, Penne pasta in a garlic cream sauce with scallops, lump crab, & shrimp, and crab stuffed mushrooms. Michele Chiarlo Barbera "Le Orme"

Boy I just had Panda Express

Just got back from dinner with my parents, nice of them to invite me.

Now, I'm just hanging with the pups.

Blythe, sorry about your patient's baby, that sure is sad.

What's everyone else doing? Chasing ducks? How fast does a duck run anyways?

Night all

[disneydeb]

Anybody mind if I duck out of this conversation? I've got some bills to take care of and then I've got to check the web.

Can I quack you on that?

[Caroleh]

Do you think we all have gone a little quackers?

[pogo]

What's up with all the duck jokes ????

[Caroleh]

What's up with all the duck jokes ????

We needed a change from possums?

[Kisobel]

can we play duck, duck, possum??


work is busy tonite. and i don't feel like posting much after .............


kate

[disneydeb]

What's up with all the duck jokes ????

We needed a change from possums?

can we play duck, duck, possum??


work is busy tonite. and i don't feel like posting much after .............

kate

I guess you can't have your possum and eat it too, right?

[Dsnygirl]

can we play duck, duck, possum??

Do we have to hit everyone on the head, or run over them w/ our car???

[Marilyn Michetti]

Duck'n Doughnuts!!!

What do you call a cow and two ducks?

Good one. I would have guessed ANYWHERE THEY SERVE QUACKERS!

How did we get on this topic?

[tinkerbellybutton]

How did we get on this topic?

It involved a spare bottle of 21 year old scotch, scotch tape, duct tape, a plunger, two ducks, a set of headphones, a kilt and a pair of galoshes, need I say more?

[BronxTigger]

It involved a spare bottle of 21 year old scotch, scotch tape, duct tape, a plunger, two ducks, a set of headphones, a kilt and a pair of galoshes, need I say more?

Is that like a Go Bag?

You know, your emergency evacuation kit that all New Yorkers are supposed to have in case of a terrorist attack/hurricane/earthquake/tornado/flood/...?

Creating my go bag has been on my to do list for THREE YEARS now. Oops. Better get on that... At least now I know what to put in it: spare bottle of 21 year old scotch, scotch tape, duct tape, a plunger, two ducks, a set of headphones, a kilt, and a pair of galoshes!

[Kisobel]

It involved a spare bottle of 21 year old scotch, scotch tape, duct tape, a plunger, two ducks, a set of headphones, a kilt and a pair of galoshes, need I say more?

monty python anyone?


kate

[tinkerbellybutton]

Is that like a Go Bag?

You know, your emergency evacuation kit that all New Yorkers are supposed to have in case of a terrorist attack/hurricane/earthquake/tornado/flood/...?

Creating my go bag has been on my to do list for THREE YEARS now. Oops. Better get on that... At least now I know what to put in it: spare bottle of 21 year old scotch, scotch tape, duct tape, a plunger, two ducks, a set of headphones, a kilt, and a pair of galoshes!

Exactly! Have you been taking packing lessons from pogo again? Just remember to put the scotch on top, you may need it to subdue the duck.

monty python anyone?
kate

[Natazu]

Do you wear a kilt while listening to it ???

only when I'm kilting at windmills

What's up with all the duck jokes ????

AFLAC!

Do we have to hit everyone on the head, or run over them w/ our car???

monty python anyone?


kate

Spam, spam, spam, spam.


Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate commercials that says "Not available in all states"?

[disneydeb]

Good one. I would have guessed ANYWHERE THEY SERVE QUACKERS!

How did we get on this topic?

It involved a spare bottle of 21 year old scotch, scotch tape, duct tape, a plunger, two ducks, a set of headphones, a kilt and a pair of galoshes, need I say more?

Is that like a Go Bag?

You know, your emergency evacuation kit that all New Yorkers are supposed to have in case of a terrorist attack/hurricane/earthquake/tornado/flood/...?

Creating my go bag has been on my to do list for THREE YEARS now. Oops. Better get on that... At least now I know what to put in it: spare bottle of 21 year old scotch, scotch tape, duct tape, a plunger, two ducks, a set of headphones, a kilt, and a pair of galoshes!

And that is the how the hilariousness begins here at the old forum that shall not be named.
A running joke starts and it is continued..... like all good ideas...until it gets squashed.

I thought "go bag" was a bag you kept to through in your suitcase to take to Disney.isn't it?

Have a great day all!

Love the unlovable!