What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

[disneycutie165]

What is the worst movie you've ever seen? It can be Disney or non-Disney. Here's just a few of mine:
Ratatouille
Black Beauty
Sound of Music

[scoot241]

The Master of Disguise

[EditReject]

ratatouille huh? wow.

Mine is Date Movie. 80 minutes of my life I will never get back.

[PirateLover]

Your list leads me to believe you are somewhat young (no offense) and have not seen many truely bad movies in your lifetime. Mine would be "Mom and Dad Save The World," "From Justin to Kelly"(couldn't make it past 15 mins), and "Showgirls" (which has become a cult classic in the it's so bad it's good kind of way... but I still think it's just bad)

[medic9016]

Napoleon Dynamite

[crazykids]

I will definitely second From Justin to Kelly! Another bad one was the 1st Incredible Hulk movie.

IMHO Sound of Music is a classic & this is the first I've ever heard anyone call it bad * Ratatouille was ok, it's probably on the bottom of my list in the Pixar category, my kids refuse to watch it!

[mrsgaribaldi]

Here's some of mine:

Don's Party
In Praise of Older Woman
Pollack
In The Cut
Narc

[mreinventtt]

Napoleon Dynamite?? I love that movie.
I named my dog Napoleon cuz of that movie.
The worst movie I have ever seen was "The Crying Game".
Missy

[amd780]

I don't care for The Notebook. It's my best friend's favorite movie though, so I had to get past her watching it in the living room of our apartment a couple times in college! lol

[WDWFREAK101]

Sound of Music

Wait a minute. You mean THE Sound Of Music with Julie Andrews? That is seriously one of the greatest movies ever made. Obvioulsy you don't understand the rich history and back story behind that masterpiece. I'm more of an action person (Die Hard, Smokin' Aces, Pirates) but I would watch that film ANY day! I have it on DVD! Julie Andrews is amazing!
Anyway, mine are...

Juno (I don't care how many people liked it. I COULDN'T STAND IT! Not funny and 90 minutes I'll never get back.)

Norbit (Again. NOT FUNNY)

Meet The Spartans. (Do I REALLY need to comment? Cheaped me out of 8 bucks.)

One Missed Call

Are We Done Yet? (More then I can say for this movie!)

Happily N'Ever After ()

From Justin To Kelly (I had to turn it off in the first 10 minutes because of the absolutely AWFUL dialouge.)

Zoom

The Number 23

Premonition

Ratatouillie isn't the WORST film I have ever seen but it is my least favorite Pixar film. I think it is just too long.

Dudley Do Right (Branden Frasier... Why?)

The Villiage (The surprise ending was just some moron director that said "Hey watch this! Everybody will be shocked at the ending" but every one just came out saying "Come on are you kidding?")

Dracula: Dead and Loving it (Not funny at all. I had to turn it off after the first half hour. Why is Leslie Nielsin in it? It isn't funny at all.)

Anything that Mel Brooks has done. He isn't funny and his movies aren't funny.

The Impossible Elephant (I have never even heard of this movie untill tonight. I didn't see it untill just now and I have to say, I COMPLETELY understand why nobody has heard of it. NOBODY famous is in it and the dialouge and acting in this awful mess is TERRIBLE! I CAN'T STAND THIS FILM!!! It is independant and with little to no imagination put into it. I'm usually alright with kiddie movies but THIS took it WAY over the edge!)

There are PLENTY more films that I can't stand but it would take me years to write.

[AdventurerKim]

Dazed and Confused and Dedication (with Mandy Moore) are movies I hope never to see a scene from again! I didn't care for Sideways either because Paul G's character made his own misery, Thomas H. Church's character was a jerk, and I hated how the ending left you hanging. About five minutes of that movie was worth seeing because I laughed uncontrollably, but otherwise, it was a waste. If you've seen Sideways, you know what five minutes I'm talking about.

Ratatouille and The Sound of Music are classics!! I love both!

[Mousehead35]

The two that pop into my head are:
Hook
Monster Hunter

[SurferStitch]

Eyes Wide Shut...absolutely the worst movie I've ever seen. I can't believe I wasted money and time watching that piece of trash.

The Village...I was so mad when the monsters were nothing more than people dressed up in costumes. I left the theater very ticked off.

I'm sure there are others, but those two jumped out at me.

[ChipnDaleGal]

Raging Bull
Duddly do Right
The Grudge

All were stinkers for me.

As a moderator in this forum, I do want to remind everyone that movies are a very personal thing. We are all intersted in different things and one person's most beloved movie could be on another's worst list. Doesn't mean anyone is right or wrong. So please don't belittle anyone else's opinions. Thank you.

[SBETigg]

American History was just sickening. It's a movie by the South Park creators featuring marionettes. It truly made me physically ill.

Also,
The Libertine. I had high hopes because it's a Johnny Depp film, and he's one of my favorite actors. And a historical subject. I love historicals. But wow, this one was a stinker for me. Two hours plus of gore, blech, no plot, and despicable characters commiting tawdry acts.

[Mickey052501]

Waterworld

[Ian]

Boy, you people haven't seen many really bad movies, have you??

My Dad was the king of dragging us out to see some of the worst films ever made.

Some memorable ones:

The Keep - This movie is so bad, that I guarantee less than 10% of the people who check into this thread have even heard of it. Suffice it to say that part of the plot involved a hand grenade with a cross for the pin. Terrible, horrible, awful, rotten garbage.

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid - Yes, I am among the 4 people in the world who actually paid to see this movie in the theater (although in fairness it was on a double bill with E.T., so ... ). Indescribably terrible.

Invasion U.S.A. - I love 80's "Here Come the Russians/Free the POW's/Let's go Get the Russians" war movies. Except this one. Chuck Norris ... bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. Makes Rambo look like an Academy Award winner.

More recent stinkers I've seen ...

Bram Stoker's Dracula - How can you mess up a vampire film? Well these people figured it out. The first 10 minutes had a boat, a dog running through the woods, some smoke, and a toothpick (okay, not really a toothpick) ... it was so impossible to follow and ridiculously melodramatic that I literally walked out 15 minutes in. To this day it stands as the only movie bad enough for me to actually walk out on.

The Village - It truly pains me to list an M. Night film on here, because I love most of his other films, but this was horrid. Just horrid. Almost laughably so, really. I was embarrassed for him after it ended.

[scoot241]

American History was just sickening. It's a movie by the South Park creators featuring marionettes. It truly made me physically ill.

You're thinking of Team America: World Police.

I liked Team America, but I can see how others would not.

[Ian]

You're thinking of Team America: World Police.

I liked Team America, but I can see how others would not.

No, she's got it right. American History is a Trey Parker film. It's just old ... back in '92, so most people don't know it. I actually think he did it as one of his college films.

I've heard it's as typically offensive as most of Trey Parker's films are. But Team America was pretty funny ... then again I think South Park's funny.

[SBETigg]

No, Scoot241 is right. I had to Google to recall the title and I got the wrong one.

Wow, the Team America movie was so beyond offensive to me that I'm shocked anyone got through it. We only rented it and I had to shut it off midway through the endless marionette hanky panky scene. Just too much for me, and not funny. For me. But sure, others could feel differently.

Ian, you haven't seen The Libertine, clearly. If you thought Bram Stoker's Dracula was bad (and it was, I agree) then do not even attempt The Libertine. Ewwww.