The I am not going Pre Trip Report

[SgtTigger]

The I am not going Pre Trip Report

Yes you read that right this is a Pre Trip Report about me not going on a trip…..
Kind of different huh????

Well let’s see how we get things going here….

Cast
Mrs. SgtTigger Sherrie
Here We Go Again Angel
MsMin Beth

On arrival meeting up with Piglett822 Jeannie
Also Teay Terri

This is going to be an all girls trip. I believe this means No SgtTigger ( me ) Bret.

They are going to leave on April 4th through the 9th. They will be staying at the All Star Music which will be interesting since everyone has been staying in DVC for the last couple of trips. I am sure they will do ok though.

They plan to visit 4 parks in the 4 days they are at WDW One will be Magic Kingdom till 2am on Beths Birthday. What number birthday is it????? Also on the agenda is a couple of restaurant stops. One will be Kona Café and Sci Fi Dinner at Disney Studios.

Funny as I was typing this report…. I came across this on the boards……

As the “Disney World” Turns… with “a hop, a skip, and a jump”.
The Plan….

What Beth does not know is there really is no plan……….

Beth has been working hard to get a plan but that she has failed to plan for is…… She is going with Angel…… the queen of no plans……. And Sherrie who makes her own plans as she goes along….. So I am wondering who will be surprised the most???? Also where does this leave the planner since she cannot relax in WDW…. She must go commando and never has had a plan before in Disney……….
So planning is a interesting topic……….

What is not covered in this plan is all the phone calls I will be getting here at home… Right, home not in WDW…….

See Angel must call me at least 5 times on a regular trip how many times do you think she is going to call me this trip????? Then we have my wife who I am sure will not be thinking about me very much since she will be under the influence of Evil Angel and Good Beth…….

Although Beth is taking Sherrie without me…… hummmmm……

OK so there will be more to this report as the phone calls start….

I will post as things progress……… or as the saga continues……………

[RedheadWriter]

Sings 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' and feeling a little jealous at this all girls trip!

[Here we go again...]

Poor, Poor Bret... I ALMOST feel sorry for you.

[kakn7294]

Poor, Poor Bret... I ALMOST feel sorry for you.

Yeah, me too. I want to know how they are getting out without you. See my post in Beth's thread...

[kakn7294]

Oh, never mind - I just went back and read the conversation on Beth's thread. I have to say, it's a pretty good threat but I still like the stun gun idea (never hurts to have a backup plan!).

[MsMin]

Bret you know I will be thinking about you working to protect us while we are laughing and enjoying your favorite place. You are right it's going to be a tough trip and you should be thankful you can stay home and rest...

[disneydrmr]

Poor poor Brett.. he works hard, putting his life on the line to protect his fellow man.. and here he is getting left behind and not being allowed to join in on a trip to his favorite place in the world.... such injustice! To get your wife back for this horrible mistreatment.. don't do any housework while she's gone... that's what my dh did to me when I left him home alone to take a trip to Disney without him... bothered me for all of ... hmmm... well.. actually it didn't bother me at all...my many Disney suvenears kinda distracted me from the whole 'the house is a mess' issue...

[Teay]

What is not covered in this plan is all the phone calls I will be getting here at home… Right, home not in WDW…….

See Angel must call me at least 5 times on a regular trip how many times do you think she is going to call me this trip????? Then we have my wife who I am sure will not be thinking about me very much since she will be under the influence of Evil Angel and Good Beth…….

It's amazing some of the weirdest places I've been with Angel when she suddenly shouts, "We have to call Bret!" I can't IMAGINE how many times he'll be getting calls this trip!

And I'm verrry interested to see how the gals will handle All Star...couldn't you at least have picked MY old home, Pop Century?
Where I could truly show everyone how to be The Green Light?!

[Here we go again...]

It's amazing some of the weirdest places I've been with Angel when she suddenly shouts, "We have to call Bret!" I can't IMAGINE how many times he'll be getting calls this trip!

And I'm verrry interested to see how the gals will handle All Star...couldn't you at least have picked MY old home, Pop Century?
Where I could truly show everyone how to be The Green Light?!

I tried to pick your old home...they were booked. Almost everything is booked. I am sure they have a green light at All Star.

I figure 1 or 2 calls... per park... per person... per day should be good. oh yeah, and with each Monorail ride!

So you see Bret, you would not want to be there anyway... it is going to be much too crowded.

[MsMin]

I figure 1 or 2 calls... per park... per person... per day should be good. oh yeah, and with each Monorail ride!

Angel, I can't call Bret and aggravate him You know I have to maintain my image. But we can ask Sherrie about his "favs" and do that

And HEY MISTER SgtTigger.... if your wife is the one who doesn't do anything WHY does she want to do ITTBAB???? I hear there is a lot she wants to see... Wait til she finds out that her mid day nap @ WDW consists of sleeping in the Hall of Presidents or the French Movie!

[SgtTigger]

It's amazing some of the weirdest places I've been with Angel when she suddenly shouts, "We have to call Bret!" I can't IMAGINE how many times he'll be getting calls this trip!

Finally someone who will back me up on this subject........ ANGEL is EVIL

I figure 1 or 2 calls... per park... per person... per day should be good. oh yeah, and with each Monorail ride!

Phone off...........problem solved......

Angel, I can't call Bret and aggravate him You know I have to maintain my image. But we can ask Sherrie about his "favs" and do that

Evil influence at work........

And HEY MISTER SgtTigger.... if your wife is the one who doesn't do anything WHY does she want to do ITTBAB???? I hear there is a lot she wants to see...

I am not sure who you all are talking about because Sherrie is the one that wants to be at gate opening and leave at park closing........

[Nascfan]

Bret, I actually truly do feel sorry for you. I can't imagine being left home while my wife went to WDW, so I feel your pain right along with you buddy.

Hey, maybe we should all get together and have a guys trip sometime!

[BluewaterBrad]

Brutal getting calls from someone at WDW and your at home. Hang in there!

[daparish]

Ladies, I would double check the hotel reservations to be sure they were not mysteriously cancelled ......

[SgtTigger]

Ladies, I would double check the hotel reservations to be sure they were not mysteriously cancelled ......

Gee Lori that is a good idea......

Thanks..............

Hello Disney reservations

[Here we go again...]

Gee Lori that is a good idea......

Thanks..............

Hello Disney reservations

Melissa at Magical Journeys has those reservations locked down... even I can't touch them. So I know you can't.

[TinaT]

Thanks for all the different views on this trip. I am really going to enjoy reading the trip reports from each person.

[Piglet822]

Bret, I've got you on speed dial

[faline]

Let me see if I've got this straight. You will NOT be in Disney World. Your wife and other Intercotees WILL be in Disney World. AND, the person not there will be reporting on the trip to the rest of us??!! I think I need to go rest my head now!

[Here we go again...]

Let me see if I've got this straight. You will NOT be in Disney World. Your wife and other Intercotees WILL be in Disney World. AND, the person not there will be reporting on the trip to the rest of us??!! I think I need to go rest my head now!

Trust me, with all the phone calls, emails and videos he will be receiving he will be able to post a trip report.
Of course it will be his "oh poor pitiful me, I was left out" version.