///CHOAKING HAZARD/// Intercot contains small parts, this end up, under age 3 Intercot available upon request, If you are late making a post, any introductory/special rate on posts and thread transfers will terminate and the standard APR will apply to your post and thread transfers. If your standard APR for posts is less than 19.99% and you are late making another post, the Default Post Rate will apply; If your account is overlimit two times, any introductory/special rate on posts and thread transfers will terminate, and we will apply the standard APR for posts or the Default Post Rate, whichever is greater, to your post and thread transfer. This agreement subject to change without notice. If you wish to terminate this agreement, you must notify us in person by mailing yourself to one of our offices at the following locations: P.O. Box 13523, Willmington PA 53091-2358; P.O. Box 43, Plethora CA 68932-0734; or 234 Center St., Suite 82, Vincent ND 13742-8923. Also include a self address stamped envelope for our reply. Do not run with Intercot. Change Intercot every 3,000 miles/3 months. Every 8th posting receives a free cup of coffee. Do not view Intercot unless: you are free from back and neck pain, have continuing cardiac function, have a healthy sense of humor, have access to a "Mud Flinging Marmosets of Barn #48323022349", have access to your lower extremeties. Intercot may cause drowsiness. Do not operate Intercot while wearing a tie or loose clothing. May cause bloating. No parking/standing/stopping. You DO NOT have the right to remain silent. Anything you type can and will be used against you. You have the right to a Llama. If you cannot aford to rent a Llama, one will be appointed to represent you at double the cost. If you choose to give up the right to a Llama, you may choose seek a Llama at a later time. As Intercot has already been proven to warp the time/space continuum, you may have already done so. Do not disturb. In the effort to conserve on our environment, the staff humbly requests that you use the same Intercot for three days, at which time housekeeping will be happy to provide you with a new Intercot. Do not make sudden movements, or loud noises. This message will self destruct in 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. [img]graemlins/thedolls.gif[/img]