Which Doll - - The Ultimate Sequel !!!

[Fred]

It shoor is dark up thar in dat thar attic.
The X has his daughter right now , I called her to see if he could see her in this emergency but she said...well we can't print that here
...
No good, he ate the silly string, which seemed to give him more energy.
As an trekker he worships Kirk, though.
Oh my, the little people are now all singing a little song

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Jeff would rather be at Walt Disney World

[dpamac]

I think Kirk once said, "How we deal with Dolls is at least as important as how we deal with mice, wouldn't you say?"

Woke up this morning and found this note stuck to the door. There wasn't tape or a tack, but a pink goo stuck on the back. It said:

River water not good. RV protected. G-Kids on patrol, but they may be on the take. Not sure, but have heard rumors of tunnels. Am packing Guinness and beanie-weenies and going in search. Am human biological weapon.

It was signed with a simple orange T.

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Gary(aka dpamac)
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"I'm a leaf on a windy day . . ."

[JohnY]

help me... help me... help m

[JimmyC]

Radio Check.....

Burpdog to TT5, commence with Operation Cavity Fighter. Break.

Suit up grandkids in 'Special' protective uniforms. Break.

Send into Horizons tunnels with Super Soakers loaded with Pork N Beans juice. Break.

Recon only, do not engage dolls. Over. Out.

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Squirrels Rule.
Evil-Dolls Drool

[beth]

We've hit page three and John is definitely in trouble! How much longer can I hold out and not close this topic?!?!?

Where is TT5 when you need him (having a great time in WDW, I hope!)



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beth
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"I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round"

[Dolly Llama]

[Ozarker]

I've got it!!! JohnY is being held prisoner by the dolls in the tunnels under Horizons!!! If the G-kids locate him during their tunnel-search, at least we'll have TT5 on location to launch the rescue mission.... This message will self-destruct in 10 seconds, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, ....... I think ........ any second now ..... ok...
maybe not

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"Look at me, I may never pass for a perfect wife, or a perfect daughter... Can it be, I'm not meant to play this part???"

[This message has been edited by Ozarker (edited March 21, 2000).]

[dpamac]

OW! Ozarker, your message just destructed while I was reading.

CALL TO ARMS!!!!!! We need more troops! Calling all new Intercotters! Help us battle the scourge! They have our Webmaster in their clutches! They listen to Barry Manilow! They have an Evil Lair!

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Gary(aka dpamac)
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"I'm a leaf on a windy day . . ."

[beth]

If they're playing Manilow sings Sinatra we're in BIG trouble

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beth
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"I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round"

[JimmyC]

HI EVERYBODY

Isn't it a wonderful day

I just had the BEST cup of a new tea my cat made for me

She substituted the sugar with this powdery stuff from a staw with stripes

And the neighbors are coming over with the new Manilow CD and we're going to make Cott......................

M..u...s...t...fi...gh...t.....


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Squirrels Rule.
Evil-Dolls Drool

[This message has been edited by JimmyC (edited March 23, 2000).]

[dpamac]

Oh well . . . we lost Jimmy. Fred does that mean you're in charge? Or is it Jeff? Oh well, either way, I'm out of Guinness . . .

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Gary(aka dpamac)
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"I'm a leaf on a windy day . . ."

[Fred]

Jeff has finally passed out, so I'm going to wrap him up and bring him to WDW (Epcot) tommorrow, that should help snap him out of it. There is also a Star Trek Convention in Orlando that we can attend this weekend . We should arrive at the UK Pavilion for the 1st British Invasion concert of the day.



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Jeff would rather be at Walt Disney World

[JimmyC]

Hi Jeff and JohnY

I see your both wearing the latest Sparklewear Designer Clothing from Horizons Limited

I understand that dpamac will get his new butterfly glittersuit today

Can I have some more of that liquid sugar for my Captain Crunch?

OH Joy, the new NSYNC CD is doing well Let's play it 100x backwards

I hear that our NEW LEADER can be heard in the background..........

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Squirrels Rule.
Evil-Dolls Drool

[dpamac]

Man, if Tigg gets back and he finds out we let Jimmy go to the other side, we're going to be in trouble. Sure, we lost JohnY, but . . . well, he's just and MCP. I remember when he was just a chess program.

Don't worry JimmyC! They haven't built a circuit that could hold you!


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Gary(aka dpamac)
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"I'm a leaf on a windy day . . ."

[Fred]

I just got back with Jeff.
We had a wonderful time at Epcot listening to the British Invasion (we just missed the 1st show, but caught the rest), Mo-Rockin' and Nova Era (Italy). Between shows, though, we checked out Future World where Jeff took a long hard look at the old Horizons building as if studying it. I managed to drag him away to enjoy more music, food, parades, shows, and Illuminations. This kept him pretty distracted.
Saturday, Jeff got to meet Claudia Christian (Babylon 5), and she signed one of her Playboy pics for him. At this point, all he could think about is Claudia, Claudia, Claudia
Sunday, Jeff got autographs from the Ferengi Family (Max and Leeta, Rom and Moogy), and Tucker Smallwood (Space Above and Beyond, and B5 and Star Trek)
So far I have managed to keep Jeff out of the attic by waving the Playboy that Claudia signed in front of him.
I can hear chants from the little dolls in the attic. I'm not sure if they are actually chanting or if it's just in my head, pray for me.
I'll keep you posted

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Jeff would rather be at Walt Disney World

[This message has been edited by Fred (edited March 29, 2000).]

[Jessie]

I would like to draw the attention of the anti doll advocates to a post in the theme park section under unusual experiences. Grumpyfan seems to have been brainwashed. I could be wrong. But someone needs to check it out!

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"I found my moving buddy"

[dpamac]

And with a name like Grumpyfan I had such high hopes. Oh well. I sent out my pygmy marmosets armed with silly string, beanie-weenies and a four pack of Guinness. That should do the trick.

If only we can counteract the effects of that song. There may still be hope.

I worry. JimmyC is out of touch. Jeff and Fred, we need you guys to stay in touch. Whatever keeps you out of the spell, keep doing it. We haven't had reports from Tigg for a while. There have been rumors that he's been walking around MK wearing leiderhosen singing "Muskrat Love." And I'm not talking about America's version.

Good luck all.

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Gary(aka dpamac)
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Remember Seti-Alpha Five!!!!!!!

[Patricia]

Please... don't tell me it's the Captain and Tanielle(SP?) version... I can't get this thought out of my head now.

>Tigg staggerin' down Main Street with a bottle of Geritol in one hand and a Guinness in the other belting out that song.<

Where is the Queen when you need a little agitation?


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Patricia
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Where is Prince Charming and more importantly, will he drive a mini van?

[JimmyC]

Someone say Guinness?

Ohhhhh my ache'n head...........

I woke up this morning covered in Pixie Stix dust, and empty Marshmallow Peeps boxes are all over the place...........

Wait, wounderful wife has a purple/yellow tongue. Last question solved. (How can anyone eat those things )

But it doesn't explain the Bay City Rollers and Andy Gibb CD's on the player.

Or why I'm dressed in sparkly lederhosen and grass skirt.........

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Squirrels Rule.
Evil-Dolls Drool

[Ozarker]

JimmyC - I shudder to think why you are dressed in leiderhosen & a grass skirt!

Bay City Rollers & Andy Gibb!! Be still my 12 year old heart!! "S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT!"

Remember those little plastic fruit containers with pixie stick stuff inside??? Yummmmmm.......