Funny Dog Breeds (Humor)

[brad192]

Ran across this awhile back, and thought it might lighten the post-holiday blues. Had to edit it a bit, as this is a family-friendly site...

Funny Dog Breeds
* Airedale + Spaniel = Airiel, a dog that brings in good TV reception
* Basenji + Schipperke = Baserke, a dog that's mad about its owner
* Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
* Bloodhound + Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun
* Chihuahua + Whippet = Chiapet, order from TV ads; 3 for $19.95
* Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
* Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels well
* Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
* Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
* Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
* Keeshond + Setter = Keester, you can't get this mutt off it's duff
* Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
* Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever= Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
* Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
* Maltese + any other breed = Maltese Cross
* Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisers
* Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
* Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
* Smooth Fox Terrier + Chow Chow = Smooch, a dog who loves to kiss
* Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
* Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog prone to awful mistakes

[Goofeygal]

True story if you want a funny looking and breed of a dog a friend of mine has a lab and Rat hair terrier mix LOL