Intercot Creature Duties

Sorry for being off the boards for a while. Things at work have been a bit hectic, plus we took a vacation, and now I have to catch up on work. So I've neglected assigning Intercot Creatures.

Blame Dawn for leaving the Pharmacy Shed open so that the dingo-bunnies were able to steal and distribute Viagra to most of the other animals. [img]graemlins/shakehead.gif[/img]

Sooooooo.....

Anyone with 500 to 1000 posts, report to shed #44
with mops for Barfing Baby Badgers

1001 to 2000 report to barn #79 with towels for Baby Rhinomonkeys with explosive diarrhea

2001 to 3000 posts, barn #382 with shampooStinky Baby Yakweasels

3001 to 4000 posts, please hose down the Giant Baby eleturtles with shell fungus

5000+ can assist in rounding up the thousands of Baby Muddy Marmosets who managed to find the big mud puddle. Or is it the area we dumped the 'waste' from the Baby Rhinomonkeys listed above? [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

Welcome back Jimmy....we missed ya!!!

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It's Jim! You were dearly missed around here. Thanks for the quick reply to my email as well. :D

Uncle Jimmy !!!!!

Long time no see !! [img]smile.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/clappy.gif[/img] IT'S JIMMY!!!!! [img]graemlins/clappy.gif[/img]

Great to see ya!!!!

Did ya have fun in my neck of the woods while I was off playing with the Mouse??? ;) [img]graemlins/mickey.gif[/img]

Jimmy ...I am not quite at 500.Can I still have an animal??? [img]graemlins/clappy.gif[/img]

Oooh, I'm not at 500 either. Can I get an animal when I reach 500! :D

[img]graemlins/muscles.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/clappy.gif[/img] Yay! Jimmy's back! [img]graemlins/clappy.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/muscles.gif[/img]

I missed you - don't go anywhere for a while, okay? [img]smile.gif[/img]

Well, fortunately, it was the Big Mud Puddle and not the other alternative that the Baby Muddy Marmosets found there way into.

I've got about 100 rounded up, and I'm running them through the Marmoset Wash now.

I could use some help here!

Glad to see you Jimmy!

Welcome Back, Jim!! [img]graemlins/clappy.gif[/img]

Next time, you better report in before you just disappear!! [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img]

Thanks for the new babies!! [img]graemlins/mixed.gif[/img]

Rhonda, I think that I will wait until you get them all cleaned up before I claim mine!! :D

But Tracey, there's thousands of them! You and Jane need to help gather them up! They're slippery little critters when covered in mud!

Welcome back Jimmy! Woo Hooo!!! I finally get to help out with the animals!!!

Okay, I have my mop ready and am wearing my hip-waders....ok, look-out....I'm heading into shed #44....Oh my gosh, it's bad in here, a little help please!

Yay! Jimmy's back! We missed you around here! :D

Then that explains the baby muddy marmosets smell!! The Horror!

They must have gotten out and followed me when I was cleaning barn 79. Those baby rhinomonkeys sure can let it fly!

Quick - someone get the leash so Jimmy can leave again. [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img]

Glad you're back! The creature care was frantic and discombobulated while you were out. [img]graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

Hey Jimmy!!! Good to see you back. I have a problem however. Seems the rhinomonkeys are not getting along well with Melvin, my Marmoset. It's probably the other way around because man, oh man, do they stink!! :eek:
Anyway, I've got a couple of the rhinomonkeys over here, I'm bringing them over to the bathwater, someone grab that one over there!! Man, are they slippery or what?

I promise I will take good care of my animals.What do they eat??? I promise I wont let Dad near them since it was slim pickin's for squirrle season. [img]graemlins/rotfl.gif[/img]

Here I thought I was doing a good job of hiding the fact that I was over 500 posts and then Jimmy goes and does a GENERAL animal assignment!!!!

Darn. Oh well I guess I'm heading over to Barn #44 with my mop.

How many baby Badgers are there anyway????

My very own critter! I'm thrilled - :confused: I think.

What do badgers eat anyhow? They're kinda cute between barfs - hmmmm. Where's the Pepto?

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Originally posted by DisneyWizard:
discombobulated

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Casey has come up with my new favorite word. :D


Welcome back, Jimmy! [img]graemlins/clappy.gif[/img] We have really missed you around these parts.


Notice that I didn't mention the Yakweasels. I really don't want to do any shampooing. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Yay! I finally hit 500!! Alright, now for those baby badgers.

Munch, forget the Pepto, where's the rubber boots?!?! [img]graemlins/doubleeek.gif[/img]

Who knew badgers could get into so much trouble between [img]graemlins/sick.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/ack.gif[/img] ?

Baby Rhinomonkeys with explosive diarrhea??!?!?!?

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Jimmy, don't EVER leave again!!!! [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img]
I've already lost over a dozen towels.
I'm going to get the Mega-Ultra Deluxe Shop Vac for this one!

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[img]graemlins/clappy.gif[/img] We missed you Jimmy. Glad to see you back and the work monster has gotten you yet.

Shame on you for neglecting the poor intercot pets. I was wondering why the Baby Marmosets were wandering loose. I had thought you let them out for a break :eek:

Bringing in the lasso rope but we may need more help here. They seem to be flinging mud on the Stinky Baby Yakweasels and the purple daysariuses