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Another thread got us to thinking about a very serious subject.
In the interest of protecting all Intercotees from possible harm, our attorneys have recommended that a warning label be applied to the site. Following is a rough first draft. Your additions to the cautionary statement are welcome.
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http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gifCAUTION! http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gif
Intercot is intended for use only by those people who have a reasonable amount of grey matter contained within the area bordered by their ears, their forehead, and the back of their head. It is intended solely for entertainment, the exchange of information, and trip planning. Intercot will not be responsible for less-than-perfect vacation trips, marital strife caused by one spouse monopolizing the computer, flat tires, the heartbreak of psoriasis, flatulence, or damage done by the forceful expelling of liquids and/or solids from one’s mouth onto one’s computer monitor and/or keyboard. Intercot will not be responsible for collateral damage due to proximity to exploding Bourbon Beanie-Weenie Bombs or discharges of Silly String. Intercot will not be responsible for loss of employment caused by operators’ uncontrolled explosions of laughter or the spontaneous singing of Disney songs while at work.
Intercot must be operated in a safe manner at all times. To minimize the possibility of serious injury and/or death, the following guidelines must be observed at all times:<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Intercot should never be operated while in the bathtub;
<LI>It should not be used to slice bagels;
<LI>It should not be operated in the presence of open flames or flammable gasses, including, but not limited to, methane;
<LI>Never operate Intercot while under the influence of alcohol or medication; (well, almost never…)
<LI>Never operate Intercot while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment;
<LI>Intercot must always be lifted with the knees, not the back;
<LI>Operators must always wear clean undergarments in case of an accident;[/list]
Any litigation filed against Intercot will be settled in accordance with the laws of the Independent Republic of Yaglenskiville.
http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gif USE AT YOUR OWN RISK !! http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gif
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What other warnings do you think should be added ??
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Ed, aka TiggTigg5
[email protected]
Intercot Staff Imagineer
There’s Still Time to Join Us for "The Grandaddy of All Intercot Meets”, 2001: An Intercot Odyssey in Orlando, June 9 to 16, 2001
Sign Up Now !
[This message has been edited by TiggTigg5 (edited May 18, 2001).]
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First, I need screen cleaner.
Maybe you should have a statement saying that Intercot is not responsible for any medical or funneral costs of an person who is injured by, or dies laughing at its contents. Or something to that effect. http://www.intercot.com/boards/supergrin.gif
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°o° Angie - WDWaddict °o°
~mother of two already addicted little boys~
** I suffer from serious deep rooted Disney related issues.**
Last Trip: March 2001
Next Trip: May 20th (hopefully)
[This message has been edited by WDWaddict (edited May 18, 2001).]
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May cause dizzyness?
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So, I guess that means I am now a banned Non-INTERCOT member!
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Frankie aka pjbs35a
Intercot Moderator
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“Far better it is to dare mighty things,
to win glorious triumphs,
even though checkered by failure,
than to take rank with those poor spirits
who neither enjoy much nor suffer much,
because they live in the gray twilight
that knows not victory nor defeat.”
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FIRST TRIP 1980 - LAST TRIP 2001 - NEXT TRIP - IN PLANNING STAGES
Romans 8:31
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The user should be warned that he or she may be subjected to bizarre genetic, pysicis and medical experiments perpetrated by an evil genius bent on world domination. These experiements include, but are not limited to:
<UL TYPE=SQUARE>
<LI> Transformation into a minature monkey
<LI> Llama gene splicing
<LI> Ingestion of certain waters from a certain river in a certain ride in a certain place inhabited by certain beings
<LI> Sea Monkey grafting
<LI> Being put on the game grid
<LI> Being strapped to an old 20K sub for testing of the Theory of Realitivity
<LI> JimmyC dusting your house with his beloved rags[/list]
WARNING
Intercot has been known to warp space and time in its vicinity. Please do not operate in a vacuum.
WARNING
The message board you are about to view may contain material of childlike fantasy and may not be sutiable for adults. Child supervision is suggested.
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Gary(aka dpamac)
[email protected]
Vice President, INTERCOT Operations
Visit Our Intercot Family Sites. All Disney, all the time:
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I was sittin' in a crummy movie with my hands on my chin
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by WDWaddict:
First, I need screen cleaner.
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No longer covered by the Intercot petty cash fund.... http://www.intercot.com/boards/reallymad.gif
(I too am in need of some.....)
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Tracey AKA Ðiz...
"To all that come to this
happy place, welcome!"
Disneyland: 400+ times
WDW: 1994
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I had just setled down to re-read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy after cutting the lawn, getting stung by something with a stinger, and putting cream (non-whipped) on my sun-burn bald spot.
Suddenly, I start getting these vibes.
Goooo ontoooo Intercooootttt Somethingggg Vitalllll is Happeningggggg http://www.intercot.com/boards/eek.gif
I took my meds, but the voices continued. http://www.intercot.com/boards/grazy.gif
So, here I am, spitting valuable IPA onto my monitor, laughing like a madman (at least that's what my wife is saying), and thinking,
Intercot, and all that reside here,ROCK !!!!!! http://www.intercot.com/boards/bounce.gif
http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gifAdded Warnings http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gif
-All that Glitter is suspect
-Anyone who likes cottoncandy, please report to building 587 for a free shearing, and upgrade.
-We are not responsible for wombat bites, or those who are overcome by stinkyfoot
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Intercot T-Shirts have built-in anti-doll repellent.
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http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gif
Don't forget to add that Intercot is not responsible for any cases of food poisoning that may be contracted from ingesting ChipDale's cooking! http://www.intercot.com/boards/pukey.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/dead.gif
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Samantha
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Beware of Sea Lice? http://www.intercot.com/boards/supergrin.gif
You guys are insane... http://www.intercot.com/boards/grazy.gif
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"...I say believe in the future. The world is getting better."
-Walt Disney
In the works:
X Busch Gardens VA 2001 (Been there done that!)
-Cedar Point OH 2001
-Worlds of Adventure 2001
-Walt Disney World 2001
-DisneyLand 2002
Click here to vote for Intercot as the #1 Disney Site!
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Great, not only have I ruined my new monitor at work, it now looks like I need a new monitor for home! http://www.intercot.com/boards/sarcblink.gif
Thanks guys. I had an awful day and you just cheered me up! (Should have come here hours ago.)
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What's the best screen cleaner to get spagetti off?
Warning: This may cause addiction. If you feel that you may have an intercot problem call 1-800-intercot. Or contact us at our website www.intercot.com.
Warning: Overuse may result in JimmyC being able to read your mind.
Warning: This product should not be left alone with nonbelievers. It can start to corrupt their beliefs.
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10 DAYS AND COUNTING
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tiggerdog:
Great, not only have I ruined my new monitor at work, it now looks like I need a new monitor for home! http://www.intercot.com/boards/sarcblink.gif
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Intercot will not be responsible for less-than-perfect vacation trips, marital strife caused by one spouse monopolizing the computer, flat tires, the heartbreak of psoriasis, flatulence, or damage done by the forceful expelling of liquids and/or solids from one’s mouth onto one’s computer monitor and/or keyboard.
Sorry, monitors are not covered in the Intercot-insurance.
Llamas and sea-monkeys on the other hand...
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"...I say believe in the future. The world is getting better."
-Walt Disney
In the works:
X Busch Gardens VA 2001 (Been there done that!)
-Cedar Point OH 2001
-Worlds of Adventure 2001
-Walt Disney World 2001
-DisneyLand 2002
Click here to vote for Intercot as the #1 Disney Site!
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~LOL~..Ed you are too much!!...
~Operators must always wear clean undergarments in case of an accident
~JimmyC dusting your house with his beloved rags
I see a conflict here.. http://www.intercot.com/boards/supergrin.gif
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~Carol
"To get to the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain."
Cast Your Vote For Intercot Today!
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Ed, aka TiggTigg5
[email protected]
Intercot Staff Imagineer
There’s Still Time to Join Us for "The Grandaddy of All Intercot Meets”, 2001: An Intercot Odyssey in Orlando, June 9 to 16, 2001
Sign Up Now !
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have to say... this thread made my monday! thanks guys! http://www.intercot.com/boards/grazy.gif
now, back to work. http://www.intercot.com/boards/crying.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/sleepy.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/reallymad.gif
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BOOM BABY! --Kuzco
-disney institute villas '77 (formerly disney village resort)
-disney institute villas '88 (formerly disney village resort)
-carribean beach '97 (honeymoon)
-dixie landings (POR) '98
-coronado springs ???
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Intercot is not responsible for unemployment when you get fired for being addicted to the site.
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Liz ºoº
'83, '86, '90, '92,
twice December '96
December '97
March, April May 2000
Honeymoon December 2000 at Coronado and Wilderness lodge
April 2001
May 2001 PO-Riverside
Next trip-December 2001?
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The only problem is the warning label is too big to fit my forehead. Oh!! I know maybe it will fit my behind.
Does the adhesive wash off those labels or do I need to invest in a 55 gallon drum of Goo Gone?
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They use the same adhesive that's used to seal bags of potato chips, so you might need something stronger than Goo Gone.
But make sure you read all the labels! http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gif
{And here I thought I was the only person on the planet who uses Goo Gone.... http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif }
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Ed, aka TiggTigg5
[email protected]
Intercot Staff Imagineer
There’s Still Time to Join Us for "The Grandaddy of All Intercot Meets”, 2001: An Intercot Odyssey in Orlando, June 9 to 16, 2001
Sign Up Now !
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PolyGirl40:
~LOL~..Ed you are too much!!...
~Operators must always wear clean undergarments in case of an accident
~JimmyC dusting your house with his beloved rags
I see a conflict here.. http://www.intercot.com/boards/supergrin.gif
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Geez . . . I hope he's not wearing them at the time. Ewww. http://www.intercot.com/boards/pukey.gif
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Gary(aka dpamac)
[email protected]
Vice President, INTERCOT Operations
Visit Our Intercot Family Sites. All Disney, all the time:
Webdisney: More Disney than you can shake a stick at.
Intercot West: Disneyland Inside & Out
Sign up for "2001: An Intercot Odyssey" June 9-16, 2001, the largest gathering of Intercot Fans ever at the Walt Disney World Resort yet? For more info on the trip, click here.
I was sittin' in a crummy movie with my hands on my chin
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dpamac:
Geez . . . I hope he's not wearing them at the time. Ewww. http://www.intercot.com/boards/pukey.gif
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Hey, that's gives it a better shine http://www.intercot.com/boards/supergrin.gif
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Intercot T-Shirts have built-in anti-doll repellent.
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Hey TiggTigg5 - you forgot to warn us not to remove the tags under penalty by law!
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[This message has been edited by Tiggerdog (edited May 21, 2001).]
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And never, ever try to trim the hedges by picking up Intercot. You may injure your fingers.
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Offsite 4/90
Beach Club 1/95
Wilderness Lodge 1/97
Contemporary 1/98 & 1/99
Polynesian 12/99
Dixie Landings 2/00
Carribean Beach 12/00
Upcoming:
BWV 8/01, Villas at Wilderness Lodge: 11/01 & 1/02
[This message has been edited by DonLefNY (edited May 21, 2001).]
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Tigg
Please include the following warnings:
- Seat belts must be worn at all times
- No shirt, no shoes...no service
- Do not stand on top step
- Contents may be hot
- violators will be prosecuted
Thanks.
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Ron
a.k.a. WDWdriver
Intercot moderator: Disney Camping
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And, of course (very important)
- slippery when wet
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Ron
a.k.a. WDWdriver
Intercot moderator: Disney Camping
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Very Important Warning:
http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gif Mental Distress http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gif
Intercot shall not be liable for any mental distress, distruption, or mental illness caused from reading other people's trip reports, especially if the reader is trapped in a office an unable to visit WDW.
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Honor the past, challenge the present, plan for the future
WDW 76, 92,93,95,95,96,97,98,99,2000,2000, planning June 2001 at Shades of Green
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http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gif WARNING http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gif
Keep your hands and arms inside Intercot at all times.
No flash photography.
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Jane
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by WDWdriver:
- violators will be prosecuted...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I was thinking more along the lines of...
"Violators will be eaten; survivors will be prosecuted." http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gif
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Ed, aka TiggTigg5
[email protected]
Intercot Staff Imagineer
There’s Still Time to Join Us for "The Grandaddy of All Intercot Meets”, 2001: An Intercot Odyssey in Orlando, June 9 to 16, 2001
Sign Up Now !
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TiggTigg5:
I was thinking more along the lines of...
"Violators will be eaten; survivors will be prosecuted." http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gif
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That's great!
And THEN the survivors will be strapped to an IASW boat and be required to go around and around and around... http://www.intercot.com/boards/eek.gif
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"...I say believe in the future. The world is getting better."
-Walt Disney
In the works:
X Busch Gardens VA 2001 (Been there done that!)
-Cedar Point OH 2001
-Worlds of Adventure 2001
-Walt Disney World 2001
-DisneyLand 2002
Click here to vote for Intercot as the #1 Disney Site!
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Thanks for bumping this up. I loved this when it first appeared but I had forgotten about it.
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Oh, Lordy... it's like that line from Poltergeist:
[img]graemlins/thedolls.gif[/img] They're baaaaaaacccckkkkkkk !!! [img]graemlins/thedolls.gif[/img]
[img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]
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I've read right through and am trying to think of a response.......
but I'm actually rendered speechless.
How about something about excessive use of Intercot may cause you to enter the site via a dream and you'll be hypnotised by a handsome llama cleaner named Vince. [img]graemlins/laughing.gif[/img]
[ November 09, 2001: Message edited by: Dawn ]</p>
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Good one, Dawn.... [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
Thanks Carol, for bumping this... I had forgotten about it.... [img]graemlins/silly.gif[/img]
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Thanks for bumping this back up - it's hilarious! I remember reading it way back when...
(It's one of my faves, too!)
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:confused: How did I miss this the first time around?? :confused:
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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by WDWacky:
:confused: How did I miss this the first time around?? :confused: <hr></blockquote>
You were too busy posting up a storm and didn't have time to read anything... it's okay.... we understand! ;)
[img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]
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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by WDWacky:
:confused: How did I miss this the first time around?? :confused: <hr></blockquote>
Did Ian just admit that he posts randomly without reading the topics?
Hmmmm.
[img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img]
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Oh I totally agree! I'm so glad that they kicked Silas off of Survivor ...
oh wait ...
I mean I think the fact that they are closing CoP is an OUTRAGE !!! :mad:
oh wait ...
What the heck is this thread about again? [img]graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by TiggTigg5:
flatulence
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I would never blame Intercot for this. Some things I can proudly take credit.
That was hilarious!!!
Moderators, please !!!
Oh, you are a moderator?
Yikes
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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by WDWdriver:
Tigg
Please include the following warnings:
- No shirt, no shoes...no service
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What about pants (or trousers for Amy! [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) It doesn't mention anything about pants...
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IF ONLY I had read this months ago...so much pain/trauma/itchiness/twitching could've been prevented. [img]graemlins/shakehead.gif[/img] Why, I can't even COUNT the times that I've read posts without wearing shoes, or even engaged in post-reading in an unventilated area (although I NEVER inhaled).
Seriously though...this is brilliant. [img]graemlins/rotfl.gif[/img] Cheers, guys! [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]