What are the words? Sonny Eclipse...

[magicofdisney]

Ok, I've transcribed the show in it's entirety and I cannot make out some of what is said/sang in certain areas. I could really use some help.

This is a twenty minute + show so I'll need to bring it in a little at a time.

This is one of my favorite shows at MK and I want to get the wording correct. The unknown wording is in purple. If you see other corrections, let me know. Here we go.... :mickey:


“Whoa, Hello. For you Earthlings just joining me, I’m Sonny Eclipse brining you the sunny side of entertainment from Yew Nork City on the planet Zork. Up here with me today is the galaxy famous Amazing Astro Organ...

And the incredible but invisible vocal talent of my backup singers The Space Angels – ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. You know, after performing at weddings and nightclubs all over the galaxy it’s really great to be back here at Cosmic Ray’s Starlight Café. I really love it here on Earth. It’s one of my all time favorite planets.”

Hello all you Earthlings, my name is Sonny Eclipse
(It’s Sonny, yes his name is Sonny)
So listen to me people I’ve got music in my fingertips
(He’s got the music; yes he’s got the music)
I perform on all the planets and some rock n’ roll and rocket ships
So, hello all you Earthlings, the name is Sonny Eclipse
(It’s Sonny, yes his name is Sonny)
(He’s funny, yeah his name is Sonny)
Now how about this organ and its crazy outer space tone
(Oh, nice)
This amazing Astro Organ has a crazy mind of its own
(We love it)
Sometimes I play the music; sometimes it plays it all alone
Take it Astro…

Play, Astro, play, take it away
So our boss, Mr. Cosmic Ray will give us our pay today
Hey, hey, hey (hey)
Attention all Earthlings, this is Sonny Eclipse
(Ooh, ooh it’s Sonny)
Snap your little fingers and shake those shapely hips
(It’s time now to shake those hips)
It’s sure to put a smile on your tiny little Earthling lips
Attention all Earthlings, this is Sonny Eclipse

Play, Astro, play, take it away
So our boss, Mr. Cosmic Ray will give us our pay today
Hey, how ‘bout a raise
(Great idea)
Hey, hey, hey (hey, hey)
Attention all Earthlings, this is Sonny Eclipse
(His name is Sonny)
Come on snap your little fingers and shake those shapely hips
It’s sure to put a smile on your tiny little Earthling lips
Attention all Earthlings, this is Sonny Eclipse
(It’s Sonny, yes his name is Sonny)

Attention all Earthlings, this is Sonny Eclipse
(He’s Sonny, yeah his name is Sonny)
Take me to your leader, this is Sonny Eclipse
(Wee, ah you know)

[Mousemates]

Is it:

We are here now

[magicofdisney]

Next

“Thank you, thank you very much. Hey, guess what kind of bugs they have up there in the moon; give up? Lunar Ticks. Yeah, I’m on a roll now. You know, I’d still be up there performing on the moon but I heard it was going broke. It was down to its last quarter. But honestly folks, I really do love your beautiful planet, Earth. It’s big and round and blue and green, just like my mother in law. If I may be serious here for a moment; I’ve seen a lot of planets. But I gotta tell ya, Earth, from out in space is one of the loveliest sights I’ve ever seen.

Now listen, while I dial up a little Bossa Supernova and I’ll tell you exactly what I mean.”

Out in space, Earth looks so small
Floating there like a tiny blue ball
But come closer and you’ll see a world around you
That will astound you, I’m glad I found you
Out in space, just a speck in the grandeur of space
Earth, my friends, is the heart of the place
And the reason this is so is something Earthlings always show
That love’s the center of the universe

And I love you, yes I love you
Ever since I met you I just can’t come down to Earth
I’m so happy; I dropped by to see your world
Your great condiments I went and saw some
But your love’s the thing that’s really awesome
Oh, your lovely planet truly means the world to me

And I love you, yes I love you
Ever since I met you I just can’t come down to Earth
I’m so happy; I dropped by to see your world
Your great condiments I went and saw some
But your love’s the thing that’s really awesome
Oh, your lovely planet truly means the world to me…whoa

“Now, I’d like to do a song about the second strongest earthly force
I’m talkin’ ‘bout…”

Gravity, you’ve got a hold on me, yes ya do, yes ya do
Gravity, you’ve got a great big hold on me, oh yeah
I can’t see ya, can’t even feel ya, and now I know you will never set me free
Since the world is round must be people upside down
What’s keeping them from fallin’ off and floatin’ all around?
All those people down under are beginnin’ to wonder
If you would ever cut the juice and set ‘em loose, goodbye
Hello, gravity, mean ‘ole gravity
I am green but, gravity you’re giving me the blues
Gravity, set me free, you’re a magnet of course, a famous earthly force, yeah…
Gravity, let me be, if it wasn’t for you, I wouldn’t weight what I do
Gravity, you’re weighing heavy on my mind, all the time
Gravity, why do you treat me so unkind; I never did nothin’ to you
I can’t see ya, can’t even feel ya, but I’m green and
Gravity, you’re giving me the blues

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Followed by...

“Thank you, thank you very much. What a crowd. You know, I recently heard the universe was expanding. Guess it’s time to loosen the ‘ole Asteroid Belt.

For those of you just joining me, I’m Sonny Eclipse bringing you the sunny side of entertainment, all the way from the planet Zork.

Whoa, can you guys bring this thing down a bit? Testing, testing, yeah, that’s better, thanks. Uh hm. As I was saying, we’re here at the Starlight Lounge doing our little show from opening to closing every day. And if you’ve been out there wondering where my backup vocals are coming from; heh, frankly, so am I. They’re invisible. I call ‘em my Space Angels.”

I will never forget that fateful day
The first time the Space Angels came my way
I was playing a club on the red planet Mars
And after I’d sung my first opening bars
It was time for my backup to sing harmony
But they didn’t show up, it was all up to me
I stopped the music, couldn’t sing it alone
So I started to pack up and rocket back home

When suddenly, I heard them but no one was there
Those beautiful voices from out of thin air
They arrived just in time, invisibly absurd
As they saved my act, this is what I heard

(Hello, hello, hello we’re the Space Angels)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Hello, Space Angels, so nice to hear ya
Though I can’t see ya now, it’s nice to be near ya
You came when I needed you (I needed you)
From out of the blue (Out of the blue)
My act had no polish, until there was you
Outer Space Angels, my heavenly chorus
Whenever you sing with me, my fans all adore us
You wing all my harmonies (My harmonies)
You’re always on cue (Always on cue)
Space Angels just know what to do

Sometimes at night, when I turn out the light
And I’m scared and alone
I start singing a song and then before long
I hear a familiar tone

(Hello, hello, hello we’re the Space Angels)
Hello, Space Angels, so nice to hear ya
Though I can’t see ya now, it’s nice to be near ya
You came when I needed you (Ah)
From out of the blue (Ah)
Space Angels just know what to do (We love to ????)
Space Angels will always come through (Your wish is our command)
Space Angels, I love you (Us too)

[magicofdisney]

This one is trickier...

“Thank you. And thank you, girls. Hey, how ‘bout those Space Angels? (Thank you, thank you, thank you). Anybody out there celebrating a birthday today? Well, happy birthday to you. Any honeymooners in the audience? Hey, congratulations you two. Now, listen to Sonny when I tell you I never knew the true meaning of happiness until I got married. But then it was too late. Well, it’s high time I told you a little something about myself. When I was just a little Zorkie, I wanted nothing more than to get into Intergalactic Show Biz. Lucky for me I was raised in the entertainment capital of my planet, Zork, Yew Nork City.”

Yew Nork (Yew Nork) is my hometown
Yew Nork (Yew Nork) is upside down
And every single part of it is underground
‘Cause up above the surface, there’s nothin’ around
(We’re talkin’ ‘bout all over town)

Yew Nork (Yew Nork) on my planet Zork
Yew Nork (Yew Nork) really pops my cork
There’s nothing like a picnic out in Central Park
We know you’ll love Yew Nork

The Central Grand Station
Low Rise Yew Nork Banks
And shows on Second Forty Street
(They’re really special)
Our baseball heroes are the Yew Norky Yanks
They’re green and fat and always get beat, but I’m a fan man

Yew Nork (Yew Nork) is quite a town
The subway’s up and the streets are down
That topsy turvy city will turn your frown around
I know you’ll love Yew Nork

Oh, I can see it all now
The lights, the excitement, giant cannons of glass and steel
There’s a caxi tab, caxi, hey caxi

Hey, in Yew Nork, you know what’s worst than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing caxi tabs
(Everybody’s a comedian in this town. Now where ya’ goin’ Mack?
I ain’t got all day)
Hey, take me down to uptown
I wanna see that big, green lady out there in the harbor
My mom!

Hey, watch out for that…waysub station
Look, there’s AvePack Nue, Harnagie Call
Look, the Worlfball Astoria, St. Rickpat’s Cathedral
Squadison Mare Gardens, The Tavern for the Green
And there is the Libber of Statuety

At the Fellow Rocka Plaza you can water skate
(I know where are you can here ‘em say)
The very tallest building is the Pire Emstate
Climed by harry ‘ole Kong King
That guy went ape, man

Yew Nork (Yew Nork)
Where nobody’s mean
Where all the folks on the scene are
Blue or pink or polka dot or purple, green
In ‘ole (In ‘ole) Yew Nork (Yew Nork)
In bold (In bold) Yew Nork (Yew Nork)
I may be green and dorky, but proud to be a Zorky
In my home town, Yew Nork
Yew Nork!

[magicofdisney]

With more to come...

“Hey, yes sir. Yew Nork City up there on my planet, Zork. That’s where I got this amazing Astro Organ. Picked it up at a pawn shop. Got it for a song. But hey, I love being here in Cosmic Ray’s beautiful Starlight lounge. In fact, I wrote a little song about the menu. So without further ado, here’s some musical food you can taste with your ears.”

Cosmic Ray’s Starlight Café is a super galaxy franchise
The menu is from outer space, including the fries
Starlight soup and salad and his blast of burgers too
And ice cream from the milky Milky Way
Arrivals ???? rocket ships especially for you
Starlight soup and salad and some cosmic chicken meat
Launches away ‘ole Cosmic Ray
Sends him to his restaurant for Earthlings to eat, what a treat
One day I said to Cosmic Ray
My pay is really slightly pallid
I’d like to get a cosmic raise today
But instead he gave me soup and salad

Zobbu zop, a zoop, zoop, zoop
Zoop a zalad doo
Oh, sweep dee doo

Starlight soup and salad
That’s the only thing that ????
So go up to the counter and place your order
Then pick it up and turn around and bring it right back

Zoppy zoop zoop zalady doo

So place your order, pick it up and bring it right back
I’ll be waitin’ for ya

“Thank you, thank you, you’re too kind. Hey, Cosmic Ray, if you’re out there, I was only kiddin’ about the raise, man. Actually folks, Ray pays me weakly; very weakly. And, speaking of money; you know romance is the same in every galaxy on every planet you go. Boy creature meets girl creature, stars in their eyes. Well, you know the story. I’d like to dedicate this next number to my girl. Ah, she has the most beautiful purple eyes; all six of them. She has almost perfect eyesight too; 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 19. That’s not all. She has 12 nostrils. I’ll tell you, that girl really blows me away. So I wrote this song with especially her in mind. With your kind permission, I’d like to sing it for you now. Goes something like this…”

Oh bright little star, though I’m light years away from her now
I can’t help but to feel that somehow we’re both wishing on you
I imagine your light in her eyes as she gazes up into the sky
At this moment does she realize you are in my eyes too

Oh bright little star, is she wishing the same wish as me
That somewhere out in space there may be
A nice planet for two
Where some day we’ll be
All alone in our own galaxy
Dancing under a star canopy
And our favorite is you

Someday, somewhere I will find her
In a universe up above
Tell her, little star, I’ll surround her
With all my love

Goodnight little star
Watch and keep her till we meet again
In the glow of a love without end
Shining brightly like you do
And every night
As we gaze at true love and starlight
We will know that when wishes are right
They will always come true, oooooh

[magicofdisney]

And finally...

“Thank you, thank you very much. How ‘bout those Space Angels; weren’t they just beautiful? Well, hey, my name is Sonny Eclipse, hope you’re havin’ a good time.

Hold on to your seats folks, ‘cause we’re gonna crank it up. Here we go now…”

When the big bang was done and the fun had begun
There were nice bitty planets goin’ round that ‘ole sun
And comets and asteroids and meteors too
It’s called the solar system and before I am through
I’ll tell you ‘bout the planets ‘cause they’re not all the same
I’ve been to every one of them and I know their names
(Venus, Jupiter, Saturn, Mars)
They’re far away but still closer than all the stars
(Neptune, Uranus, and your little Earth)
Pluto’s furtherest from the son and Mercury’s first
The son’s in the middle; it’s a fiery ball
A million miles across ?? the biggest of all

Planetary boogie, it’s the planetary boogie
Planetary boogie, it’s the planetary boogie
Nine crazy planets dancing around the sun
And every one of them is having worlds of fun

Mercury’s hot, Pluto is not
And Saturn’s got a ring that wraps around the whole thing
And Mars is red, Uranus is green
And Venus is the baddest thing that I’ve ever seen
Jupiter and Earth are both a beautiful blue
And Neptune’s standing backwards from the rest of the crew

Planetary boogie, it’s the planetary boogie
Planetary boogie, it’s the planetary boogie
Nine crazy planets dancing around the sun
And every one of them is having worlds of fun

Planetary boogie, planetary boogie
Planetary boogie, planetary boogie
Dancin’ around the sun
And every one of them is having worlds of fun

I love them crazy planets, yeah…

“Thank you very much. Hey, speaking of planets; Donald Duck and Goofy were in here a few minutes ago looking for Pluto. Man, are they few million miles off, or what? Did you know that a comet is a star with a tale? Come to think of it, Mickey Mouse is a star with a tale, too. Small world, huh? Ooh, why did I start playing that tune? We use that on my planet, Zork, to break the enemy. Hey, but really, compared to your sun, you guys really do have a small world. I mean, your sun is a hundred and nine times the diameter of Earth. How can something that big disappear at night? I stayed up all night last night tryin’ to figure it out. And you know what? It finally dawned on me.

Well, I can see my old buddy, Mike Feedback, the technician up there in the control booth, is givin’ me the signal to take five. Now don’t go away because we have some very special entertainment to follow.”

[magicofdisney]

Is it:

We are here now
I don't think that's it. But I can't make out for sure what they're saying.

I was at Cosmic Ray's on Friday and I tried to catch what they were saying and still couldn't get it. :(

[Laughin' place]

there is a free internet radio site that has many, many 'stations' dedicated to WDW music, ride and attraction soundtracks, etc. If you havent already found it, you will LOVE it. Im listening to it right now.
Anyhow, several of the stations regularly play Sonny's entire show. You should be able to pick up all your missing lyrics and dialog there. Send me a private message, and I'll give you the link. I can also help with some of your blanks:
Its: "blast off burgers", "canyons" not cannons, soup and salad "thats one think he dont lack". Private message me other blanks, and I'll fill em in for you. I listen to Sonny's show at least once or twice a week -- Im a big fan:blush:

[Laughin' place]

caught these also:
"continents" not condiments
and "nine" instead of nice

[magicofdisney]

I already have the whole show on my iPod. I listen to it almost daily. :) But while listening, I couldn't make out some of the words/phrases.

Thanks so much for the insight! Some of these were driving me crazy trying to figure them out. :mickey:

[magicofdisney]

caught these also:
"continents" not condiments
and "nine" instead of nice

I thought it was "nine" but I could swear I hear an "s" sound when I listen to it.

[LudwigVonDrake]

I have nothing to add but I love Sonny Eclipse :thumbsup:

[SignguyTom]

Possibly the longest single post (series) in the history of Intercot. Good one though. I'll keep my ears open in December....

[Tigerinvestigator]

I have nothing to add but I love Sonny Eclipse :thumbsup:

yea me either.......but I also love Sonny Eclipse. Also enjoyed reading this thread.:thumbsup:

[Laughin' place]

I have a ton of crazy stuff on my ipod, but I dont have Sonny's show ! Please send me a private message to let me know where I can find it. Til then, Im listening to live 365 and waiting for him to show. :DThanks

[Laughin' place]

Listening now on live 365 and got another missing lyric
We love to give a hand
(couples with next line ending in "command")

[magicofdisney]

Listening now on live 365 and got another missing lyric
We love to give a hand
(couples with next line ending in "command")
I couldn't get any of that. Thanks so much!

[magicofdisney]

First, I would like to thank all those that have contributed to this thread either publicly or privately.

Second, I want to encourage all who are interested to make a copy of this and take it with them the next time they're going to Disney. And if you happen to stop by Cosmic Ray's Starlight Cafe, pull out your copy and try and catch some of these missing words/phrases.

TIA :mickey: