a funny, from my DH

[jrkcr]

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it . . . he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"

So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?" ;)

And then the fight started . . .

[tink2006]

Thank you!

I laughed soo hard...I cried :haha::rotfl::goof:

[Donald]

OMG! It's amazing what comes out of our mouths sometimes!!

[DisneyBabies]

OMG, how could you NOT say it! That is too funny. I just called my DH at work and told him about it, and he was laughing so hard he had to share the joke with the others in his office!

[MississippiDisneyFreak]

Funny:silly::laughing::funny:

[DizNee143]

lol..:D
ive heard this joke before..very good!!

[KathyMO]

:laughing::rotfl::laughing:

[pink]

Very funny, thanks for sharing. :mickey:

[RedSoxFan]

Very funny. My family laughed too.:D

[IamBelle]

Lol So Funny!!

[PAYROLL PRINCESS]

I've heard this one too but it's still funny! I probably would have said that nope you are Not Happy, you are definitely Grumpy!

[crazypoohbear]

I received this as an email and then sent it out to my friends.
Only in my email it said that I was pulling out of Walmart.
Well, one friend emailed me back and said "I know who you are talking about, he works at walmart in the video dept and he is always mean!"
I laughed so hard I cried at work. She thought it was serious!
And there is a dwarf who works at the local walmart!!! :D

[LauraleeH]

I've received this email before...there are other cute stories that end with "And then the fight started..."

I love it!

[jrkcr]

Yeah, my DH sent me several of these jokes-but the others weren't as intercot appropriate! :blush:

[Diznee4Me]

Tell J that I know he is covering up for you. He wouldn't rear-end anybody but you........

Great joke, I'm going to tell Liz when I get home!

[brownie]

:rotfl::rotfl:

That was funny!

[jrkcr]

[QUOTE=Diznee4Me;1706773]Tell J that I know he is covering up for you. He wouldn't rear-end anybody but you........

You're right!! Between my driving, and my wicked sense of humor....This does sound like ME!!! :D

[tinkerbellybutton]

Oh my..... :rotfl: Thanks, now I have to clean juice of the computer screen! :D

[jrkcr]

This is one more my DH sent to me. He also e-mailed it to my parents. Whats funny, is that my MOM thought this was a TRUE STORY, and she called me to see if I was ok, since we had had a fight!! :confused: I didn't know what fight she was talking about till she said it had to do with the gas station!! :laughing:


When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive . . .

So, I took her to a gas station.

And then the fight started . . .

[murphy1]

OMG how hysterical!!! I swear that image from the Elf movie with Will Ferrel just jumped into my brain with the dwarf guy lunging at him!