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06-20-2007, 10:03 PM
All the info on who everyone is, along with my photo caveats and warnings about how chatty I am are in my first day post.
So, today I discovered the breakfast skillet at Pepper Market. Yesterday, fried cheese, today sausage. Look, I cannot stress that cycling training and eating for and/or about cycling has consumed my life for the last two years or so. I’m not saying I ate a lot, but I let’s just say that my photo is now displayed as a warning in pig pens across the country.
Today we were having lunch with Pooh and Friends at the Crystal Palace. To say that Matilda is a Pooh freak would be incorrect. She loves Piglet. She can give you a two hour dissertation on why Piglet is the most underrated Pooh character and how he is the moral center of the Pooh stories. First we had to hit Fantasyland for Gert.
She was overwhelmed. The Castle, the rides, the complete dedication to her obsessions. She was in heaven. We rode Dumbo, of course. She was happy about it at first. But when Matilda’s elephant got stuck in the up position, Gert went into safety mode. She was getting ready to request the safety reports on the whole park. But, she was easily distracted by Cinderella’s Golden Carousel. This would turn out to be her favorite ride.
Afterwards, we headed toward the Grotto to meet Ariel. The Ariel. The mermaid. Gert was excited. We waited, and waited, and waited. The line would not move. So we waited more. Finally we were nearing the front of the line when . . . Ariel had to go take a break for some fish chow.
So we waited more. It’s funny, I remember sitting in this same line with Matilda when she was four. Now she was primping her hair and striking model poses whenever a camera nears her. Finally, the line opened up and we were there. With Ariel. The MERMAID. Gert was swooning.
Matilda moved in and got her autograph while Gert was seized by shyness. When it was her turn she quietly walked up to Ariel and handed her the autograph book. Then, Gert piped up. “I’m wearing seahorse socks,” she said. She had planned it. She knew she’d get to meet Ariel today and she wore them on purpose.
Ariel made a huge deal out of it. She showed the Photopass photographer, she exclaimed how amazing these socks were, how wonderful they were how, when she would have legs she would wear socks just like them. Then she asked Gert’s name. Gert told her.
“That’s my favorite name in the whole wide ocean,” She exclaimed. She posed for pictures with the girls and then gave Gert a huge hug. For the next hour, Gert’s feet didn’t touch the floor.
Then it all went down hill. Matilda wanted to ride Pooh. Of course. And Gert loves Pooh. Pooh isn’t scary, right? It’s fun. I love the ride, Matilda loves the ride. My wife loves the ride. Let’s go.
Again, she was freaked out. She was okay during the first portions of it, but when we hit the Heffalump part, she was asking me if we could leave now. I don’t know what it was about it, because it’s only mildly frightening. Maybe she hates Day-Glo. But she was terrified.
And Daddy was upset. In my head, vacation was ruined. Here I was in Disney World with my daughters and one of them hates it. I was beside myself because I honestly didn’t know what to do. How much fun would this trip be for Gert if she watched everything from a bench while everyone else had fun in shifts? I wasn’t sure what to do. I was upset. Gert was upset. We were in a funk.
Lunch was soon, but not really soon. It was too close to wait for a ride, but far enough off that we couldn’t check in yet. So we went to the Emporium to shop. Gert sadly poked around the items and was sadly looking at birthstone necklaces. A CM, McKenzie, approached and started talking to her about birthstones. She asked Gert when her birthday was and Gert told her November.
“Mine too,” the cast member responded. And she began to explain how topaz comes in many colors and started to show Gert all the different topaz necklaces. When she showed her a white topaz, Gert began to smile.
“Hey,” McKenzie said, “can you help me? Cinderella is going to the ball tonight and she needs help picking out her outfit. Can you help me pick it out? You can be a Fairy Godmother in Training.”
Gert nodded and smiled. We walked over to the window and there was a little Cindy mannequin. Gert selected gloves, a tiara, a cape and shoes. She was thrilled the entire time. Daddy was too. Maybe, just maybe, I hadn’t ruined her vacation.
“Okay,” McKenzie said, positioning Gert in front of the mannequin, “We’re going to do some magic and transform Cinderella for the ball. Do you know the magic words?” Of course she did. They recited the words and there was a burst of pixie dust from above Gert. “Go check that door. Your fairy godmother should have left you a gift for helping.” Gert ran to the little cabinet and found a Year of a Million Dreams certificate and a princess pencil. She shoved those in my hands and immediately went for the pixie dust.
She dropped to her knees and started scooping up the Mickey shaped confetti and started shoving it in her fanny pack. “I need to get all the magic! I need to get the magic!” So we quickly all swarmed and helped her pick it up.
We left for lunch with a happiness that we had seemed to lose a mere hour before. Gert talked and talked about it, wondering if we could make it to the ball to see Cindy’s outfit, and she talked and talked about the magic. Little did we know that in two days, that magic would lead to tragedy.
Lunch was fantastic. When Piglet came to the table Matilda looked like she was going to pop. She was grinning from ear to ear and giggling like a school girl. Which, of course, she is. So I suppose she has an excuse.
After lunch we decided to split up. Gert would go back to Fantasyland with Mom and Matilda and I hit Pirates and Haunted Mansion. I managed to get a call in to John, our intrepid leader, from the Haunted Mansion line. Heh.
While we rode Pirates, a spark was ignited in Matilda. We must be pirates. For the rest of the trip. So we each bought the pirate Mickey ears—hers the Pirate Princess version. I also bought a huge pirate flag for my office back home. Since I was wearing a pirate t-shirt and pirate socks that I wear on particularly grueling bike rides I looked like a supreme dork.
We met up with mom and Gert in Toon Town where we switched kids so she and Matilda could go ride Splash Mountain. Gert and I played in Tomorrowland for a bit and then rode the Carousel for what seemed to be an hour and played in the new Pooh playground. Mom was supposed to call when they got off the ride, but I never heard anything. Tried to call, couldn’t get her. I knew something was going on so I decided to head to where we were talking about having dinner and hope she’d end up there. Lo and behold, there she was. Good thing. Her phone wasn’t working so we were going all old school on this day.
We had a Dole Whip and watched Mickey fight Maleficent while Gert yelled out, with startling sincerity, “Dreams DO come true!” We went to grab some dinner and hit the last show of Story Time with Belle. Again, perfect way to end the girls’ day. They were enchanted. Belle was fantastic and, again, Gert gushed when they met.
I think I messed up the chronology there, but oh well. I think we can all live with that.
We were going to stay for fireworks, but the girls admitted they were beat so we decided to head back. We hit the candy shop on the way out and filled the kids up with some candy. Two weeks later they still haven’t eaten any of it. Odd.
At CSR the CMs in Pepper Market looked at me as I was refilling my mug with more coffee. Considering how often I refilled that sucker with coffee I think they were prepping the Automated External Defibrillator Automated External Defibrillator to restart my heart.
Today had its ups and downs. I would have to learn that I can’t make this vacation perfect for everyone and just relax and let things happen. The Disney magic was trying to happen for us, but my extreme dedication to making everyone happy was actually preventing me from enjoying it. Nor would it allow me to see the fun my family was actually having. We, or should I say I, hit our groove later in the week. I’m not used to entertaining two kids here. This is my first dual-kid trip . . . I still had a lot to learn. Maybe I take vacations too seriously.
Anyway, tomorrow is EPCOT. My beloved EPCOT. And lunch with Princesses! And beer and sausage! More reason for pigs to hate me!
So, today I discovered the breakfast skillet at Pepper Market. Yesterday, fried cheese, today sausage. Look, I cannot stress that cycling training and eating for and/or about cycling has consumed my life for the last two years or so. I’m not saying I ate a lot, but I let’s just say that my photo is now displayed as a warning in pig pens across the country.
Today we were having lunch with Pooh and Friends at the Crystal Palace. To say that Matilda is a Pooh freak would be incorrect. She loves Piglet. She can give you a two hour dissertation on why Piglet is the most underrated Pooh character and how he is the moral center of the Pooh stories. First we had to hit Fantasyland for Gert.
She was overwhelmed. The Castle, the rides, the complete dedication to her obsessions. She was in heaven. We rode Dumbo, of course. She was happy about it at first. But when Matilda’s elephant got stuck in the up position, Gert went into safety mode. She was getting ready to request the safety reports on the whole park. But, she was easily distracted by Cinderella’s Golden Carousel. This would turn out to be her favorite ride.
Afterwards, we headed toward the Grotto to meet Ariel. The Ariel. The mermaid. Gert was excited. We waited, and waited, and waited. The line would not move. So we waited more. Finally we were nearing the front of the line when . . . Ariel had to go take a break for some fish chow.
So we waited more. It’s funny, I remember sitting in this same line with Matilda when she was four. Now she was primping her hair and striking model poses whenever a camera nears her. Finally, the line opened up and we were there. With Ariel. The MERMAID. Gert was swooning.
Matilda moved in and got her autograph while Gert was seized by shyness. When it was her turn she quietly walked up to Ariel and handed her the autograph book. Then, Gert piped up. “I’m wearing seahorse socks,” she said. She had planned it. She knew she’d get to meet Ariel today and she wore them on purpose.
Ariel made a huge deal out of it. She showed the Photopass photographer, she exclaimed how amazing these socks were, how wonderful they were how, when she would have legs she would wear socks just like them. Then she asked Gert’s name. Gert told her.
“That’s my favorite name in the whole wide ocean,” She exclaimed. She posed for pictures with the girls and then gave Gert a huge hug. For the next hour, Gert’s feet didn’t touch the floor.
Then it all went down hill. Matilda wanted to ride Pooh. Of course. And Gert loves Pooh. Pooh isn’t scary, right? It’s fun. I love the ride, Matilda loves the ride. My wife loves the ride. Let’s go.
Again, she was freaked out. She was okay during the first portions of it, but when we hit the Heffalump part, she was asking me if we could leave now. I don’t know what it was about it, because it’s only mildly frightening. Maybe she hates Day-Glo. But she was terrified.
And Daddy was upset. In my head, vacation was ruined. Here I was in Disney World with my daughters and one of them hates it. I was beside myself because I honestly didn’t know what to do. How much fun would this trip be for Gert if she watched everything from a bench while everyone else had fun in shifts? I wasn’t sure what to do. I was upset. Gert was upset. We were in a funk.
Lunch was soon, but not really soon. It was too close to wait for a ride, but far enough off that we couldn’t check in yet. So we went to the Emporium to shop. Gert sadly poked around the items and was sadly looking at birthstone necklaces. A CM, McKenzie, approached and started talking to her about birthstones. She asked Gert when her birthday was and Gert told her November.
“Mine too,” the cast member responded. And she began to explain how topaz comes in many colors and started to show Gert all the different topaz necklaces. When she showed her a white topaz, Gert began to smile.
“Hey,” McKenzie said, “can you help me? Cinderella is going to the ball tonight and she needs help picking out her outfit. Can you help me pick it out? You can be a Fairy Godmother in Training.”
Gert nodded and smiled. We walked over to the window and there was a little Cindy mannequin. Gert selected gloves, a tiara, a cape and shoes. She was thrilled the entire time. Daddy was too. Maybe, just maybe, I hadn’t ruined her vacation.
“Okay,” McKenzie said, positioning Gert in front of the mannequin, “We’re going to do some magic and transform Cinderella for the ball. Do you know the magic words?” Of course she did. They recited the words and there was a burst of pixie dust from above Gert. “Go check that door. Your fairy godmother should have left you a gift for helping.” Gert ran to the little cabinet and found a Year of a Million Dreams certificate and a princess pencil. She shoved those in my hands and immediately went for the pixie dust.
She dropped to her knees and started scooping up the Mickey shaped confetti and started shoving it in her fanny pack. “I need to get all the magic! I need to get the magic!” So we quickly all swarmed and helped her pick it up.
We left for lunch with a happiness that we had seemed to lose a mere hour before. Gert talked and talked about it, wondering if we could make it to the ball to see Cindy’s outfit, and she talked and talked about the magic. Little did we know that in two days, that magic would lead to tragedy.
Lunch was fantastic. When Piglet came to the table Matilda looked like she was going to pop. She was grinning from ear to ear and giggling like a school girl. Which, of course, she is. So I suppose she has an excuse.
After lunch we decided to split up. Gert would go back to Fantasyland with Mom and Matilda and I hit Pirates and Haunted Mansion. I managed to get a call in to John, our intrepid leader, from the Haunted Mansion line. Heh.
While we rode Pirates, a spark was ignited in Matilda. We must be pirates. For the rest of the trip. So we each bought the pirate Mickey ears—hers the Pirate Princess version. I also bought a huge pirate flag for my office back home. Since I was wearing a pirate t-shirt and pirate socks that I wear on particularly grueling bike rides I looked like a supreme dork.
We met up with mom and Gert in Toon Town where we switched kids so she and Matilda could go ride Splash Mountain. Gert and I played in Tomorrowland for a bit and then rode the Carousel for what seemed to be an hour and played in the new Pooh playground. Mom was supposed to call when they got off the ride, but I never heard anything. Tried to call, couldn’t get her. I knew something was going on so I decided to head to where we were talking about having dinner and hope she’d end up there. Lo and behold, there she was. Good thing. Her phone wasn’t working so we were going all old school on this day.
We had a Dole Whip and watched Mickey fight Maleficent while Gert yelled out, with startling sincerity, “Dreams DO come true!” We went to grab some dinner and hit the last show of Story Time with Belle. Again, perfect way to end the girls’ day. They were enchanted. Belle was fantastic and, again, Gert gushed when they met.
I think I messed up the chronology there, but oh well. I think we can all live with that.
We were going to stay for fireworks, but the girls admitted they were beat so we decided to head back. We hit the candy shop on the way out and filled the kids up with some candy. Two weeks later they still haven’t eaten any of it. Odd.
At CSR the CMs in Pepper Market looked at me as I was refilling my mug with more coffee. Considering how often I refilled that sucker with coffee I think they were prepping the Automated External Defibrillator Automated External Defibrillator to restart my heart.
Today had its ups and downs. I would have to learn that I can’t make this vacation perfect for everyone and just relax and let things happen. The Disney magic was trying to happen for us, but my extreme dedication to making everyone happy was actually preventing me from enjoying it. Nor would it allow me to see the fun my family was actually having. We, or should I say I, hit our groove later in the week. I’m not used to entertaining two kids here. This is my first dual-kid trip . . . I still had a lot to learn. Maybe I take vacations too seriously.
Anyway, tomorrow is EPCOT. My beloved EPCOT. And lunch with Princesses! And beer and sausage! More reason for pigs to hate me!