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    Red face

    And Now From a Guys Perspective!!! [img]graemlins/doubleeek.gif[/img]

    We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules
    From the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are all
    Numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

    1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
    about you leaving it down.

    1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

    1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
    Let it be.

    1. Don't cut your hair. Ever!! Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that
    married women always cut their hair, and by then we're stuck with you

    1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

    1. Crying is blackmail.

    1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just spit it
    out!

    1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

    1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops!! What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

    1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

    1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

    1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

    1. Check your oil! Please!!!!!

    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

    1. If you won't dress like a Victoria's Secret model, don't expect us to act like a soap opera guy.

    1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We'll refuse to answer.

    1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of those ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

    1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

    1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best on how to do it, just do it yourself.

    1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

    1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

    1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

    1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, it's like the Windows default settings.
    Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

    1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

    1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
    Really!

    1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

    1. You have enough clothes.

    1. You have too many shoes.

    1. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what the hell they're saying
    anyway.)

    1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together.
    No, it doesn't matter which quiz.
    ~~The Brat~~

    Adults are obsolete children. -- Dr. Seuss
    In raising my children, I have lost my mind but found my soul.
    My reality has become warped!

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    Donna, thanks for the laugh. I certainly needed it.
    The poster formerly known as Disney_nut

    Last Trip: 5/11 -- Swan

    Next Trip: 10/11 -- Port Orleans - Riverside

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    Any Questions?
    Frankie #1440

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    Every day there is sad news, but each day itself is glad news.----Found in fortune cookie at Nine Dragons Restaurant in Epcot while having lunch during INTERCOT's 10th Anniversary Meet




    But If Not

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    .....although I actually prefer shorter hair
    [img]graemlins/doubleeek.gif[/img]
    I've got a dirty thumb.

    The People of Anandapur and the Royal Anandapur Wildlife and Forestry Authority trust you will enjoy your walk and ask that you respect and honor these lovely creatures with behavior appropriate for peaceful co-existence.

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    Wink

    [img]graemlins/rotfl.gif[/img] That was hilarious! Thanks for posting that! [img]graemlins/rotfl.gif[/img]
    --- Brittany

    Disneyland annual pass since 1994, but I've never been to Disney World

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    Here it's Sunday=sports, Monday=sports, Tuesday=sports, Wednesday=sports, Thursday=sports, Friday=sports AND Saturday=sports! [img]graemlins/shakehead.gif[/img]

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    Talking

    That list is definetly accurate, but I think I agree with # 1 most of all... [img]graemlins/laughing.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rotfl.gif[/img]
    Dewey - AKA-DisneyHog
    Proud member of U.S. Air Force
    1 Trip to DLP - Jul 2005
    21 Trips to WDW - 1985-2006
    Next trip-April/May 2007!


    I Wish I Was In Disney World

    GO HOGS!!!

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    Rose
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    "Imagination is the highest kite one can fly" - Lauren Bacall

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