Top 10 Things Overheard in the parks.

[GoBlueLacheta]

Heres a compiling of all the wonderful things we overheard on our trip last week in the World. Most of which are down right funny even if you weren't there. We wrote down everything from each day that was worthwhile and came up with this list and decided to share. These are in no particular order.

10. " Mommy I want to go fast" ~ Child walking in fantasyland.

9. " Stop that or when we get home I'm going to sell all your toys" ~ Father at son who was swinging on the ropes at the boat dock at Wilderness Lodge

8 " Okay guys who wants to go Pooh ? " ~ Mom asking her family walking in front of the Many Adventures of WtP

7. " Why do they even show the movie ? No one is staying" ~ Child walking through theater after Malestrom.

6 "Can Tinkerbell fly without being attached to that wire ?" ~ Child asking mother after wishes

5 " That really IS the wildest ride in the wilderness" Child after BTMR

4. " Daddy why is Jungle Cruise closed? Because you weren't good in the car. ~ Dad at daughter in Adventureland.

3. " SLOW DOWN GRANDMA " ~ Child at grandma who was speeding away on her electric wheel chair.

2. " Behave or I will tell Mickey that your friends with Jafar" Dad at younger son.

1. " Daddy they're sure are alot of fat people at Disney" ~ Son to dad while walking around tomorrowland.

[Dakota Rose]

9. " Stop that or when we get home I'm going to sell all your toys" ~ Father at son who was swinging on the ropes at the boat dock at Wilderness Lodge

I didn't know my DH and DS were at the World last week!!

[Young@Heart]

" Daddy why is Jungle Cruise closed? Because you weren't good in the car. ~ Dad at daughter in Adventureland.

This sounds like us tonight!
We told DD the alarm was going off in Target b/c it detected her being bratty.

[ibrowse17]

This is classic, thanks

[avantgardeinker]

On one trip we actually heard a lady saying to her screaming child..."I paid a lot of money for this trip and you're going to have fun whether you like it or not." I've heard it hypothetically for the longest time. I never really thought anyone would actually use that!!

[Momof2boys]

Thanks for sharing ! Loved the one about Jungle Cruise

[bruin1344]

"When will body wars open again?"
"When are they going to replace Honey I Shrunk Audience?"
"How wet do you get on Splash Mountain?"
"When are they going to update the Great Movie Ride"
"How are the drops on Tower of Terror"
"Is (RnR, SPace Mountain, Thunder Mountain) fast?"
"Its hot out"
"Soarin is too long of a wait"

[NY GOOFY]

We once told our kids at Chef Mickeys that Mickey will not come to our table unless you eat your dinner.

[KylesMom]

This is a great post. Welcome to Intercot!

[CaptSmee]

"What time is the three o'clock parade?" is one of my all time favorites

[Marilyn Michetti]

Where is Shamu?

[Jasminegirlsmom]

Why do they show that movie at Malestrom????

[pink]

I don't remember anything in particular but I loved the ones you shared- thanks!

[Ladyvader]

When I was on the Dream Squad I spent countless hours walking through the park. One of my favorite stories was when a man asked me where the Big Ball thing was. Considering we were standing in Disney's Hollywood Studios this was a fun question. Its over at Epcot I replied, he told me no, no he remembers it being here. LOL.

[irish1967]

"I paid too much money to put up with this (insert bad compound word here)"

Man to EPCOT security keeping guests out of World Showcase as the marathoners went around the lake (the END of the marathon, I might add!)

The ironic part of it was that it was around 9:30 in the morning - World Showcase didn't even open for an hour and a half.

[princessimagineer]

4. " Daddy why is Jungle Cruise closed? Because you weren't good in the car. ~ Dad at daughter in Adventureland.

2. " Behave or I will tell Mickey that your friends with Jafar" Dad at younger son.

1. " Daddy they're sure are alot of fat people at Disney" ~ Son to dad while walking around tomorrowland.

lmao those are my three favorites. the first 2 because i probably was told those 2 myself, and the last one i just pictured a realy innocent little boy with like a Cars t-shirt on holding his parents hand just asking that so innocently. thanks for sharing

[azdisneymom]

Heard this just as we exited Soarin. It was a very exited little boy saying, 'wanna go again, wanna go again, wanna go again.' I guess you had to be there.

[2Epcot]

Great list ... reminds me of my recent trip to Disney's California Advenuture and I heard a dad saying to his son: "I like the California Advenuture ride" .... Isn't that all of them? I think he meant Soarin'.

[Sean Riley Taylor's Mom]

Welcome to Intercot!

Thanks for the laugh!

[BronxTigger]

At bag check at Disneyland, the CM said to the guest in front of me, "When you get a chance, can you open your bag for me?"

When my mom and I were out of earshot, my mom says to me "When he gets the chance? Like later today? As in, tomorrow at 5:00 I can squeeze you in to my schedule?"