Quotes at the most inopportune time.
My boys LOVE Toy Story (1&2) and often quote the movie, such as if one burps, instead of saying excuse me he'll say "I don't remember eating that. Sorry guys, I had the bean burrito for lunch."
I was out of town last week, so I just heard this from my DW. The other night at Passover, my 4 year old is standing on a chair leading the seder. My MIL goes behind him to hold him up so he doesn't fall, and he pops off with a "Put me down you MORON!".
When I got home, I was told to watch my mouth, as she thought it came from me. I told her where in the movie it came from (in between tears, i was laughing so hard).
I found it hilarious, and thought you all would get a kick out of it too. So... any of your little ones pull something like this?
