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Ed
05-18-2001, 05:14 PM
Another thread got us to thinking about a very serious subject.

In the interest of protecting all Intercotees from possible harm, our attorneys have recommended that a warning label be applied to the site. Following is a rough first draft. Your additions to the cautionary statement are welcome.

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http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gifCAUTION! http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gif

Intercot is intended for use only by those people who have a reasonable amount of grey matter contained within the area bordered by their ears, their forehead, and the back of their head. It is intended solely for entertainment, the exchange of information, and trip planning. Intercot will not be responsible for less-than-perfect vacation trips, marital strife caused by one spouse monopolizing the computer, flat tires, the heartbreak of psoriasis, flatulence, or damage done by the forceful expelling of liquids and/or solids from one’s mouth onto one’s computer monitor and/or keyboard. Intercot will not be responsible for collateral damage due to proximity to exploding Bourbon Beanie-Weenie Bombs or discharges of Silly String. Intercot will not be responsible for loss of employment caused by operators’ uncontrolled explosions of laughter or the spontaneous singing of Disney songs while at work.

Intercot must be operated in a safe manner at all times. To minimize the possibility of serious injury and/or death, the following guidelines must be observed at all times:<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Intercot should never be operated while in the bathtub;
<LI>It should not be used to slice bagels;
<LI>It should not be operated in the presence of open flames or flammable gasses, including, but not limited to, methane;
<LI>Never operate Intercot while under the influence of alcohol or medication; (well, almost never…)
<LI>Never operate Intercot while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment;
<LI>Intercot must always be lifted with the knees, not the back;
<LI>Operators must always wear clean undergarments in case of an accident;
[/list]

Any litigation filed against Intercot will be settled in accordance with the laws of the Independent Republic of Yaglenskiville.

http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gif USE AT YOUR OWN RISK !! http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gif

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What other warnings do you think should be added ??

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Ed, aka TiggTigg5
tiggtigg5@intercot.com
Intercot Staff Imagineer

There’s Still Time to Join Us for "The Grandaddy of All Intercot Meets”, 2001: An Intercot Odyssey in Orlando, June 9 to 16, 2001 (http://www.intercot.com/odyssey/)
Sign Up Now !

[This message has been edited by TiggTigg5 (edited May 18, 2001).]

WDWaddict
05-18-2001, 05:20 PM
First, I need screen cleaner.

Maybe you should have a statement saying that Intercot is not responsible for any medical or funneral costs of an person who is injured by, or dies laughing at its contents. Or something to that effect. http://www.intercot.com/boards/supergrin.gif

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°o° Angie - WDWaddict °o°

~mother of two already addicted little boys~

** I suffer from serious deep rooted Disney related issues.**

Last Trip: March 2001
Next Trip: May 20th (hopefully)

[This message has been edited by WDWaddict (edited May 18, 2001).]

BAMABOY
05-18-2001, 05:23 PM
May cause dizzyness?

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pjbs35a
05-18-2001, 05:27 PM
So, I guess that means I am now a banned Non-INTERCOT member!

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Intercot Moderator
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“Far better it is to dare mighty things,
to win glorious triumphs,
even though checkered by failure,
than to take rank with those poor spirits
who neither enjoy much nor suffer much,
because they live in the gray twilight
that knows not victory nor defeat.”
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FIRST TRIP 1980 - LAST TRIP 2001 - NEXT TRIP - IN PLANNING STAGES
Romans 8:31

dpamac
05-18-2001, 05:43 PM
The user should be warned that he or she may be subjected to bizarre genetic, pysicis and medical experiments perpetrated by an evil genius bent on world domination. These experiements include, but are not limited to:

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>
<LI> Transformation into a minature monkey
<LI> Llama gene splicing
<LI> Ingestion of certain waters from a certain river in a certain ride in a certain place inhabited by certain beings
<LI> Sea Monkey grafting
<LI> Being put on the game grid
<LI> Being strapped to an old 20K sub for testing of the Theory of Realitivity
<LI> JimmyC dusting your house with his beloved rags
[/list]

WARNING
Intercot has been known to warp space and time in its vicinity. Please do not operate in a vacuum.

WARNING
The message board you are about to view may contain material of childlike fantasy and may not be sutiable for adults. Child supervision is suggested.

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Gary(aka dpamac)
dpamac@intercot.com
Vice President, INTERCOT Operations

Visit Our Intercot Family Sites. All Disney, all the time:

Webdisney (http://www.webdisney.com): More Disney than you can shake a stick at.
Intercot West (http://www.intercotwest.com): Disneyland Inside & Out

Sign up for "2001: An Intercot Odyssey" June 9-16, 2001, the largest gathering of Intercot Fans ever at the Walt Disney World Resort yet? For more info on the trip, click here (http://www.intercot.com/infocentral/press/odyssey/default.asp).

I was sittin' in a crummy movie with my hands on my chin

Dizneyana
05-18-2001, 05:43 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by WDWaddict:
First, I need screen cleaner.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No longer covered by the Intercot petty cash fund.... http://www.intercot.com/boards/reallymad.gif

(I too am in need of some.....)

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Tracey AKA Ðiz...

"To all that come to this
happy place, welcome!"

Disneyland: 400+ times
WDW: 1994

JimmyC
05-18-2001, 09:34 PM
I had just setled down to re-read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy after cutting the lawn, getting stung by something with a stinger, and putting cream (non-whipped) on my sun-burn bald spot.

Suddenly, I start getting these vibes.

Goooo ontoooo Intercooootttt Somethingggg Vitalllll is Happeningggggg http://www.intercot.com/boards/eek.gif

I took my meds, but the voices continued. http://www.intercot.com/boards/grazy.gif

So, here I am, spitting valuable IPA onto my monitor, laughing like a madman (at least that's what my wife is saying), and thinking,

Intercot, and all that reside here,ROCK !!!!!! http://www.intercot.com/boards/bounce.gif

http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gifAdded Warnings http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gif
-All that Glitter is suspect
-Anyone who likes cottoncandy, please report to building 587 for a free shearing, and upgrade.
-We are not responsible for wombat bites, or those who are overcome by stinkyfoot

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Intercot T-Shirts have built-in anti-doll repellent.

Dopeysfriend
05-18-2001, 10:20 PM
http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gif
Don't forget to add that Intercot is not responsible for any cases of food poisoning that may be contracted from ingesting ChipDale's cooking! http://www.intercot.com/boards/pukey.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/dead.gif

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Samantha

DisneyWizard
05-19-2001, 12:26 AM
Beware of Sea Lice? http://www.intercot.com/boards/supergrin.gif

You guys are insane... http://www.intercot.com/boards/grazy.gif

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"...I say believe in the future. The world is getting better."
-Walt Disney

In the works:
X Busch Gardens VA 2001 (Been there done that!)
-Cedar Point OH 2001
-Worlds of Adventure 2001
-Walt Disney World 2001
-DisneyLand 2002

Click here to vote for Intercot as the #1 Disney Site! (http://pub25.bravenet.com/vote/vote.asp?usernum=2106291801)

Tiggerdog
05-19-2001, 12:29 AM
Great, not only have I ruined my new monitor at work, it now looks like I need a new monitor for home! http://www.intercot.com/boards/sarcblink.gif

Thanks guys. I had an awful day and you just cheered me up! (Should have come here hours ago.)

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G
05-19-2001, 12:58 AM
What's the best screen cleaner to get spagetti off?

Warning: This may cause addiction. If you feel that you may have an intercot problem call 1-800-intercot. Or contact us at our website www.intercot.com. (http://www.intercot.com.)

Warning: Overuse may result in JimmyC being able to read your mind.

Warning: This product should not be left alone with nonbelievers. It can start to corrupt their beliefs.

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10 DAYS AND COUNTING

DisneyWizard
05-19-2001, 03:21 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tiggerdog:
Great, not only have I ruined my new monitor at work, it now looks like I need a new monitor for home! http://www.intercot.com/boards/sarcblink.gif
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Intercot will not be responsible for less-than-perfect vacation trips, marital strife caused by one spouse monopolizing the computer, flat tires, the heartbreak of psoriasis, flatulence, or damage done by the forceful expelling of liquids and/or solids from one’s mouth onto one’s computer monitor and/or keyboard.

Sorry, monitors are not covered in the Intercot-insurance.

Llamas and sea-monkeys on the other hand...

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"...I say believe in the future. The world is getting better."
-Walt Disney

In the works:
X Busch Gardens VA 2001 (Been there done that!)
-Cedar Point OH 2001
-Worlds of Adventure 2001
-Walt Disney World 2001
-DisneyLand 2002

Click here to vote for Intercot as the #1 Disney Site! (http://pub25.bravenet.com/vote/vote.asp?usernum=2106291801)

PolyGirl40
05-19-2001, 11:48 AM
~LOL~..Ed you are too much!!...

~Operators must always wear clean undergarments in case of an accident

~JimmyC dusting your house with his beloved rags

I see a conflict here.. http://www.intercot.com/boards/supergrin.gif

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~Carol
"To get to the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain."

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Ed
05-21-2001, 02:20 PM
No site is complete without a Disclaimer: http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

DISCLAIMER: This message does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my cat; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything; all rights reserved; you may distribute this message freely but you may not make a profit from it; terms are subject to change without notice; illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental; do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law; hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle; your mileage may vary; no substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; this message is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; caveat emptor; message is provided "as is" without any warranties; reader assumes full responsibility; an equal opportunity message; no shoes, no shirt, no message; quantities are limited while supplies last; if any defects are discovered, do not attempt to read them yourself, but return to an authorized service center; read at your own risk; parental advisory - explicit lyrics; text may contain explicit materials some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised; keep away from sunlight; keep away from pets and small children; limit one-per-family please; no money down; no purchase necessary; you need not be present to win; some assembly required; batteries not included; instructions are included; action figures sold separately; no preservatives added; slippery when wet; safety goggles may be required during use; sealed for your protection, do not read if safety seal is broken; call before you dig; not liable for damages arising from use or misuse; for external use only; if rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops, discontinue reading; read only with proper ventilation; avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place; keep away from open flames; avoid contact with eyes and skin and avoid inhaling fumes; do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit; do not place near a flammable or magnetic source; smoking this message could be hazardous to your health; no salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added; if ingested, do not induce vomiting, and if symptoms persist, consult a physician; possible penalties for early withdrawal; offer valid only at participating sites; slightly higher west of the Rockies; allow four to six weeks for delivery; must be 18 to read; disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized reading, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, Silly String, Bourbon Beanie-Weenie Bombs, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.); other restrictions may apply.

Site will be returned to sender if insufficient postage is applied.

http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink2.gif



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Ed, aka TiggTigg5
tiggtigg5@intercot.com
Intercot Staff Imagineer

There’s Still Time to Join Us for "The Grandaddy of All Intercot Meets”, 2001: An Intercot Odyssey in Orlando, June 9 to 16, 2001 (http://www.intercot.com/odyssey/)
Sign Up Now !

figment
05-21-2001, 02:58 PM
have to say... this thread made my monday! thanks guys! http://www.intercot.com/boards/grazy.gif

now, back to work. http://www.intercot.com/boards/crying.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/sleepy.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/reallymad.gif

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-coronado springs ???

M&L23
05-21-2001, 03:03 PM
Intercot is not responsible for unemployment when you get fired for being addicted to the site.

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Liz ºoº

'83, '86, '90, '92,
twice December '96
December '97
March, April May 2000
Honeymoon December 2000 at Coronado and Wilderness lodge
April 2001
May 2001 PO-Riverside
Next trip-December 2001?
&lt;&gt;&lt;

Jasper
05-21-2001, 04:00 PM
The only problem is the warning label is too big to fit my forehead. Oh!! I know maybe it will fit my behind.


Does the adhesive wash off those labels or do I need to invest in a 55 gallon drum of Goo Gone?

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Ed
05-21-2001, 04:03 PM
They use the same adhesive that's used to seal bags of potato chips, so you might need something stronger than Goo Gone.

But make sure you read all the labels! http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gif


{And here I thought I was the only person on the planet who uses Goo Gone.... http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif }

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Ed, aka TiggTigg5
tiggtigg5@intercot.com
Intercot Staff Imagineer

There’s Still Time to Join Us for "The Grandaddy of All Intercot Meets”, 2001: An Intercot Odyssey in Orlando, June 9 to 16, 2001 (http://www.intercot.com/odyssey/)
Sign Up Now !

dpamac
05-21-2001, 04:14 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PolyGirl40:
~LOL~..Ed you are too much!!...

~Operators must always wear clean undergarments in case of an accident

~JimmyC dusting your house with his beloved rags

I see a conflict here.. http://www.intercot.com/boards/supergrin.gif

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Geez . . . I hope he's not wearing them at the time. Ewww. http://www.intercot.com/boards/pukey.gif


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Gary(aka dpamac)
dpamac@intercot.com
Vice President, INTERCOT Operations

Visit Our Intercot Family Sites. All Disney, all the time:

Webdisney (http://www.webdisney.com): More Disney than you can shake a stick at.
Intercot West (http://www.intercotwest.com): Disneyland Inside & Out

Sign up for "2001: An Intercot Odyssey" June 9-16, 2001, the largest gathering of Intercot Fans ever at the Walt Disney World Resort yet? For more info on the trip, click here (http://www.intercot.com/infocentral/press/odyssey/default.asp).

I was sittin' in a crummy movie with my hands on my chin

JimmyC
05-21-2001, 04:21 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dpamac:

Geez . . . I hope he's not wearing them at the time. Ewww. http://www.intercot.com/boards/pukey.gif


<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey, that's gives it a better shine http://www.intercot.com/boards/supergrin.gif



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Intercot T-Shirts have built-in anti-doll repellent.

Tiggerdog
05-21-2001, 08:37 PM
Hey TiggTigg5 - you forgot to warn us not to remove the tags under penalty by law!

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[This message has been edited by Tiggerdog (edited May 21, 2001).]

DonLefNY
05-21-2001, 11:02 PM
And never, ever try to trim the hedges by picking up Intercot. You may injure your fingers.

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Beach Club 1/95
Wilderness Lodge 1/97
Contemporary 1/98 & 1/99
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Dixie Landings 2/00
Carribean Beach 12/00

Upcoming:
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[This message has been edited by DonLefNY (edited May 21, 2001).]

WDWdriver
05-22-2001, 12:57 AM
Tigg

Please include the following warnings:

- Seat belts must be worn at all times

- No shirt, no shoes...no service

- Do not stand on top step

- Contents may be hot

- violators will be prosecuted

Thanks.

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Ron
a.k.a. WDWdriver
Intercot moderator: Disney Camping

WDWdriver
05-22-2001, 01:12 AM
And, of course (very important)

- slippery when wet

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Ron
a.k.a. WDWdriver
Intercot moderator: Disney Camping

TCLites
05-22-2001, 03:08 PM
Very Important Warning:

http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gif Mental Distress http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gif

Intercot shall not be liable for any mental distress, distruption, or mental illness caused from reading other people's trip reports, especially if the reader is trapped in a office an unable to visit WDW.

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Honor the past, challenge the present, plan for the future
WDW 76, 92,93,95,95,96,97,98,99,2000,2000, planning June 2001 at Shades of Green

ChipDale
05-22-2001, 03:47 PM
http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gif WARNING http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gif

Keep your hands and arms inside Intercot at all times.

No flash photography.

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Jane

Ed
05-22-2001, 03:49 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by WDWdriver:
- violators will be prosecuted...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


I was thinking more along the lines of...

"Violators will be eaten; survivors will be prosecuted." http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gif



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Ed, aka TiggTigg5
tiggtigg5@intercot.com
Intercot Staff Imagineer

There’s Still Time to Join Us for "The Grandaddy of All Intercot Meets”, 2001: An Intercot Odyssey in Orlando, June 9 to 16, 2001 (http://www.intercot.com/odyssey/)
Sign Up Now !

DisneyWizard
05-23-2001, 10:08 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TiggTigg5:

I was thinking more along the lines of...

"Violators will be eaten; survivors will be prosecuted." http://www.intercot.com/boards/death2.gif

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's great!

And THEN the survivors will be strapped to an IASW boat and be required to go around and around and around... http://www.intercot.com/boards/eek.gif

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"...I say believe in the future. The world is getting better."
-Walt Disney

In the works:
X Busch Gardens VA 2001 (Been there done that!)
-Cedar Point OH 2001
-Worlds of Adventure 2001
-Walt Disney World 2001
-DisneyLand 2002

Click here to vote for Intercot as the #1 Disney Site! (http://pub25.bravenet.com/vote/vote.asp?usernum=2106291801)

Pongo
11-09-2001, 11:07 AM
Thanks for bumping this up. I loved this when it first appeared but I had forgotten about it.

Ed
11-09-2001, 11:16 AM
Oh, Lordy... it's like that line from Poltergeist:

graemlins/thedolls.gif They're baaaaaaacccckkkkkkk !!! graemlins/thedolls.gif


graemlins/beer.gif

Dawn
11-09-2001, 11:33 AM
I've read right through and am trying to think of a response.......

but I'm actually rendered speechless.

How about something about excessive use of Intercot may cause you to enter the site via a dream and you'll be hypnotised by a handsome llama cleaner named Vince. graemlins/laughing.gif

[ November 09, 2001: Message edited by: Dawn ]</p>

Dizneyana
11-09-2001, 12:02 PM
Good one, Dawn.... graemlins/thumbsup.gif

Thanks Carol, for bumping this... I had forgotten about it.... graemlins/silly.gif

DisneyWizard
11-09-2001, 12:22 PM
Thanks for bumping this back up - it's hilarious! I remember reading it way back when...

(It's one of my faves, too!)

Ian
11-09-2001, 12:39 PM
:confused: How did I miss this the first time around?? :confused:

Ed
11-09-2001, 12:43 PM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by WDWacky:
:confused: How did I miss this the first time around?? :confused: <hr></blockquote>


You were too busy posting up a storm and didn't have time to read anything... it's okay.... we understand! ;)


graemlins/beer.gif

imported_dpamac
11-09-2001, 12:52 PM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by WDWacky:
:confused: How did I miss this the first time around?? :confused: <hr></blockquote>

Did Ian just admit that he posts randomly without reading the topics?

Hmmmm.

graemlins/nono.gif

Ian
11-09-2001, 01:55 PM
Oh I totally agree! I'm so glad that they kicked Silas off of Survivor ...

oh wait ...

I mean I think the fact that they are closing CoP is an OUTRAGE !!! :mad:

oh wait ...

What the heck is this thread about again? graemlins/crazy.gif

Roland
11-09-2001, 02:08 PM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by TiggTigg5:
flatulence

<hr></blockquote>

I would never blame Intercot for this. Some things I can proudly take credit.


That was hilarious!!!


Moderators, please !!!

Oh, you are a moderator?


Yikes

Michael Darling
11-09-2001, 03:11 PM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by WDWdriver:
Tigg

Please include the following warnings:

- No shirt, no shoes...no service
<hr></blockquote>

What about pants (or trousers for Amy! tongue.gif ) It doesn't mention anything about pants...

Claytonia
11-09-2001, 08:56 PM
IF ONLY I had read this months ago...so much pain/trauma/itchiness/twitching could've been prevented. graemlins/shakehead.gif Why, I can't even COUNT the times that I've read posts without wearing shoes, or even engaged in post-reading in an unventilated area (although I NEVER inhaled).

Seriously though...this is brilliant. graemlins/rotfl.gif Cheers, guys! graemlins/beer.gif

DisneyWizard
11-09-2001, 09:23 PM
I don't even know why you asked that question, John... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

goofgal
11-09-2001, 09:39 PM
What, nothing about chocolate pudding?

great post, Ed

Fantasmic
11-10-2001, 10:01 AM
I call them pants too !!!!
I get shouted at at college for saying pants...

anyway...

Long-term use of Intercot will lead to insanity

Jared
11-10-2001, 11:23 AM
I was wondering why my friends were whispering behind my back lately. I couldn't hear it all, but I was able to pick out the word "insane" several times. graemlins/rotfl.gif :D

ghp918
11-10-2001, 08:01 PM
graemlins/rotfl.gif graemlins/silly.gif graemlins/rotfl.gif graemlins/silly.gif graemlins/rotfl.gif graemlins/silly.gif

Michael Darling
11-10-2001, 11:45 PM
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Fantasmic:
I call them pants too !!!!

Long-term use of Intercot will lead to insanity<hr></blockquote>

Again I must ask... or will long term use of insanity lead to intercot??? That's a very serious question! tongue.gif

Beast_fanatic
11-11-2001, 12:05 AM
I was on vacation at WDW when this post originally came out, so I know how I missed it! :D

I think Wacky was on vacation then too. graemlins/mickey.gif

Anyway, here are a few suggestions:

- Swim attire with rivets, buckles, or exposed metal is not permitted on the attractions.

- No running or diving please

- Intercot may close due to inclement weather or maximum guest capacity. Admission media is non-refundable.

- Our moderators are highly trained and qualified. Please adhere to their instructions at all times. graemlins/silly.gif

brer frog
11-11-2001, 07:34 PM
please pass the screan cleaner. that was really funny. I think it should be put to ues. graemlins/rotfl.gif graemlins/silly.gif graemlins/thumbsup.gif graemlins/clappy.gif

imported_PolyGirl40
09-07-2002, 10:57 AM
Okay -- I'm feeling nostalgic. graemlins/thumbsup.gif

I'm bumping this up so our newer members are forewarned.

Plus --- This is one of my favorite Water Cooler threads.

graemlins/doubleeek.gif :D

Jared
09-07-2002, 11:06 AM
Thanks for bumping this Carol. It's certainly been a while since we've seen this. There are so many new members that will definitely need to see this before getting too involved with this place, as Carol said, this is arguably the best thread in the history of the Water Cooler. By the way, one new rule that has just come up is that INTERCOT does allow for meal breaks, because if you die of starvation, we won't be able to feed you to the llamas. ;) :D

[ September 07, 2002, 10:14 AM: Message edited by: Disney_nut ]

JimmyC
09-07-2002, 11:17 AM
Should we add the warning to not feed the wombabadgers chili for breakfast if you plan to be working with them in an enclosed space?

Hey, they were hungry. :rolleyes:

Katmegali
09-07-2002, 11:36 AM
Additional warning should be that you can check out but you can never leave intercot ;)

[ September 07, 2002, 11:33 AM: Message edited by: Katmegali ]

MKPlutoGuy
09-07-2002, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by Disney_nut:
By the way, one new rule that has just come up is that INTERCOT does allow for meal breaks, because if you die of starvation, we won't be able to feed you to the llamas.:D

Great thread! graemlins/muscles.gif graemlins/muscles.gif

MickeysGirl
09-07-2002, 12:23 PM
This thread is HYSTERICAL!!! graemlins/laughing.gif

Let's see, what can we add....

Intercot will not be held responsible for excess ingestion of alcoholic beverages during the work day and, in turn, is not responsible for any unruly behavior, unexplainable twitching, or immediate dismissal from the work place.

AND ....

Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantengas ......... (OK, I am not gonna try the spanish, but you get the point!!!) graemlins/silly.gif

Disney-4-Me
09-07-2002, 01:27 PM
I couldn't figure out why I missed this then I looked at the posting date.......DUH! I hadn't had my Intercot birth yet!

I was thinking and thinking about what I could add and my head started spinning, I couldn't think straight because my middle finger on my right hand hurts!
graemlins/idea.gif Now I need to add that Intercot may cause damage to keyboard from overuse. graemlins/shakehead.gif

My I key came off this week and I'm having to pound away on a little pokey uppy thingy until I get it fixed. OUCHY graemlins/crying.gif

weswerx
09-07-2002, 09:36 PM
NOW you post it! graemlins/shakehead.gif
Shouldn't this post be displayed at all times?

BTW, you forgot to mention that batteries are NOT included (I finally stopped looking and went ahead and bought some after two weeks)
And "Not responsible for lack of sleep or tardiness to work or school." "Also not responsible for thinking it's the weekend, Monday through Friday."

This was really GREAT!!! Thanks for the laugh graemlins/laughing.gif graemlins/laughing.gif graemlins/laughing.gif

Figaro
09-07-2002, 09:37 PM
i got another! XD

::thanks MKPlutoGuy for the insperation!::

INTERCOT can't be held responsible for run away meatballs or dribbled sauce due to laughter/shock. graemlins/silly.gif graemlins/rotfl.gif

brer frog
09-08-2002, 01:01 AM
All of these are really funny, thanks for cheering me up!!

TiggerRPh
09-08-2002, 12:32 PM
Okay guys.....my monitor now is seriously needing a good cleaning now....this thread is hilarious!

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disneygoofball
09-08-2002, 01:55 PM
That was great, but I think we should also add:

Intercot is not responsible for spousal crankiness because of a lack of attention or tardiness in returning home from work because of excessive time spent on Intercot during the work day/night. graemlins/mixed.gif

Also, Intercot cannot be held liable for bodily harm caused by laughing uncontrollably while using this site.

Just a thought... smile.gif

onewildwoog
09-08-2002, 02:56 PM
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imported_PolyGirl40
09-08-2002, 05:09 PM
graemlins/laughing.gif LOL @ onewildwoog! graemlins/laughing.gif Did you breath during that post? Too funny!

Bloating? graemlins/rotfl.gif