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Ozarker
08-30-1999, 02:56 PM
I've posted my suspicion earlier today in TiJaMom's vacation planning report that I suspect JimmyC is ACTUALLY a IASW doll trying to throw suspicion away from himself. Why else would he constantly pretend to be battling the dolls? So, which doll do you think he might be??? My guess: he's really one of the Can-can dancers! http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif

Ed
08-30-1999, 03:24 PM
He's the one in the hot air balloon holding the "Help" sign... another transparent attempt to direct suspicion away from himself.

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beth
08-30-1999, 04:03 PM
I really like the "can-can" answer...

Although he could be one of the hula girls (can't you just see him in a grass skirt?)

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Ozarker
08-30-1999, 04:26 PM
Or, he could be the billy goat who runs up the mountain in the alps!! baaa!

(You know, Beth, I do remembering spotting a Hula Dancer with hairy legs and a grimace on her face! Come to think of it, her wig was a little lopsided too!)

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JimmyC
08-30-1999, 04:58 PM
Ozarker,,,,,
I thought you were a friend, but it is quite obvious that the dolls have gotten to you.... http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif In fact, it is YOU who is distracting people from the true nature of the evil dolls by causing disunity.

I am not a doll. I am closer in appearance to the Norway trolls. In fact, there's a big wooden likeness of me in one of the Norway shops.

I am in constant battle with the evil dolls due to my knowledge of their evil intent. That, or the doctors keep upping the voltage. Naaah...
Better yet, I'm looking for ANY excuse to not have to ride this **** ride on our next visit! Sadly, my wife like it, and since I'd do anything for her, yes, even ride this evil ride, you will hear my screams in October....


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Ozarker
08-30-1999, 05:05 PM
Mrs. JimmyC - I hear they sell muzzles at the pet boarding area....

JimmyC- It's my goal in life to aggravate whenever possible! You're too much fun to pick on!

I've also suspected you are the little guy who has to wade through the water at the end of the day and spear cigarette butts and candy wrappers....

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Ed
08-30-1999, 05:20 PM
No, No... Whatever you do, don't wade through the IASW water!! You might set it off... er, ah, that is, you might trip over something; yeah, that's it - - you might trip over something.... http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif

GottahaveaDisneyBreak, GottahaveaDisneyBreak, GottahaveaDisneyBreak, GottahaveaDisneyBreak...

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Ozarker
08-30-1999, 05:28 PM
TiggTigg5,
Something or someone??? What are you hiding?

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Ed
08-30-1999, 06:09 PM
Moi ??? Hiding something/body ??? Never!

I'd just hate to see any...unfortunate happenings in my...favorite attraction. That's my official statement, and I'm sticking to it.

Ozarker, your middle name should be Maytag, 'cuz you're an agitator! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

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Ozarker
08-30-1999, 06:30 PM
Moi??? An agitator??? That's Goddess Maytag to you, cause I'm cool and enlightening like the inside of a refrigerator, thank you very much!! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

Just trying to dig to the bottom of this IASW controversy. I just think it's "interesting" that two grown(?) men have such an adversion to a building full of "innocent" dancing dolls with perpetual grinning faces. I suspect that you both are secret doll collectors, and that your houses are full of IASW look-a-likes, and that every evening you dress up like your favorite doll and dance around your living room singing "It's a small world after all.."

In the immortal words... "Methinks thou protest too much..."

I only make people nervous who have something to hide.....

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Jeff Handshaw 100+visits
08-30-1999, 07:43 PM
I hear they put Piranha in the water to get rid of the bodies http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

JimmyC
08-31-1999, 08:47 AM
Actually, I'm one of the bigger trolls... http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

Just returned from 'Battle for Dolly Hill'. Me and the squirrels took heavy casualties. No deaths, just freaked out squirrels. I think TiggTigg5 had the right idea about something being hidden in the music. It drove the squirrels and chipmunks into a killing frenzy. I tried the ear plugs as TiJaMom suggested. Worked for a while, but the sappy music eventually resulted in a mass retreat. In the end, we lost the hill and the dolls quickly replaced their numbers with dolls from the Mexico ride (El Teimpo? forget how to spell it). http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif. Also unable to rescue the clown with the HELP sign. http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif
Managed to avoid piranhas and booby traps in the water, but 2 of the dolls weren't so lucky, heheheha.
Ozarker, you hit the nail right on the head:
"a building full of "innocent" dancing dolls with perpetual grinning faces" Think of the Twilight Zone were the cute little doll looked at the guy and said in a cute voice " I'm _____(forget the name of the doll) and I'm going to killllll youuuuu".
Have to go listen to Yoko Ono wail for a while until that sappy IASW song is a distant murmur.


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Ed
08-31-1999, 10:00 AM
JimmyC -
I think Goddess Maytag is on to us. I told you we should destroy those video tapes, but apparently she has gotten her hands on a copy. http://www.intercot.com/boards/redface.gif

Gotta go - - time for my Calamine Lotion bath.


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JimmyC
08-31-1999, 10:32 AM
She's close, but is not aware of our true intentions.......and the secret shall be kept since I think the dolls might originate from the Ozarks. In 1987 my car broke down in Rolla. The people were real friendly and had perpetual grins on their faces. Come to think of it, the steak tasted a little bit too good.....
She is dead-wrong about dancing around. I do not dance. I even have a contract with my wife to avoid Ballroom dancing. I don't have to take lessons till I'm at least 47 (10 years left). It was at 50, but major screw-ups cost me. http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif
As for seeing me jumping around in my Leiderhosen, Octoberfest starts in Sept. Can I help it if I'm starting early? http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif

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Ozarker
08-31-1999, 12:21 PM
That's it!! It's all coming back to me now! Your "breakdown in Rolla" comment brought it all back. Quick research into local newspapers uncovered this long forgotten story...

ABANDONED CAR FOUND -- KIDNAPPED DOLLS
RECOVERED!

According to the paper, a shipment of pre-programed animatronic dancing dolls had been reported hijacked while enroute to an unnamed theme park located in the state of Florida. A spokesperson from the unnamed theme park was quoted as saying "only a sick, sick mind could be responsible for planning this heist." To gain access to the highly secured transportation vehicle, the perpetrator of this heinous crime had to wade through a moat-like lagoon containing potentially harmful factory waste, scale a 30 foot barbed-wire fence, crawl through the building's ventilation system, and then slip into the garage area. It is suspected the culprit strapped himself to the vehicle's undercarraige and then rode 100 miles until the driver stopped at a Dunkin Do-nut Shop to take a break.
When asked what the possible motive for kidnapping these innocent, perpetually grinning dolls could have been, the spokesman answered, "We suspect the thief's goal was possibly a terrorist plot aimed at reprogramming the dolls in an effort to take over the ride. A box of computer chips was found inside the trunk of the abandoned vehicle with the dolls. When we experimentally implanted one, the dolls eyes began to flash, it bared its teeth, and it started to chant "ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall... If this abandoned vehicle hadn't been found, it could have meant the disastrous end of a much loved theme park institution."

Now it all makes sense.....


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Ed
08-31-1999, 12:28 PM
JimmyC -
The evil dolls have triumphed. They have claimed yet another victim, Goddess Maytag. http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif

We tried to warn her, but did she listen ? Noooooooooooo ! http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif

Who will be the next target ? I shudder to even think about it ! http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif

NeedAnotherValium, NeedAnotherValium, NeedAnotherValium, NeedAnotherValium...


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JimmyC
08-31-1999, 12:39 PM
And I woulda succeeded if it wasn't for those meddling kids.....(Is Osarkers real name Daphnee? http://www.intercot.com/boards/redface.gif )

Actually,,,, not all the dolls were recovered....you see.... I was on my way to Ft Sill OK for the Field Artillery Officers Basic Course... Not all the target-vehicles were empty... hehehehehahaha. I still hear their screams as shells explode...such a happy sound...

Sadly, some of the grinning-happy evil dolls escaped....... I knew I should have ordered a REPEAT of 155mm... http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif

Well the industrial waste in the moat explains why my legs won't stop itching. And the third eye on my hand. And the thrist for blood, I mean beer. Yeh, beer, that's what I ment... http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif


TiggTigg5, Ozarker has gone over to the Fluffy-cute-sappy-puke side. We will miss her. http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

tapptpapttptpatpttaptaptpat somethings in the vents....

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JimmyC
08-31-1999, 04:27 PM
Ozarker's posting in the THEME PARK/ALIEN ENCOUNTER brought up a very vital fact, the lack of adults/parents in some Disney animated features or movies.

There are no adult dolls in IASW.

Can you say Children of the Corn????? http://www.intercot.com/boards/redface.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/redface.gif

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Ozarker
08-31-1999, 04:54 PM
The adult dolls are in the back, washing and ironing all those tiny little outfits.

As for fluffy-cute...whatever... I can't help it. I went into my daughter's room last night and was caught in a beanie baby explosion... I tried to warn her "One more beanie baby, young lady, and this room's going to explode!" But she wouldn't listen either (it runs in the family).

"And ppssttt!!! One word of caution.... when you hear the click of tiny heels tapping in the vents it's almost too late!!"

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JimmyC
09-01-1999, 09:22 AM
That's why I have traps in the vents.....

Ohhhhhwhatalousymorningohwhatalousydayyyyy

Out of Tea bags. http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif



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Ozarker
09-01-1999, 10:57 AM
Iiiii'vvveeegotalousyfeelingggg,nothingsssgoingmmm myyyywayyy!!!!

Haven't had my caffeine (Dr. Pepper) yet either. Hard to be witty when you're still asleep. Give me some material to pick on you about! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif


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JimmyC
09-01-1999, 12:02 PM
Someone was Hording Earl Grey. I feel better now http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

This was sent to me from an address that I don't know. Either Typhoon or TiggTigg5 would be my guess (Money on the latter)

Page down after loading and see what the spotlight is trying to ID. More proof that October could be more dangerous than planned.
Thank You, whoever sent it... http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif http://www.fwbnet.com/people/ric1551/pictures.htm

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Patricia
09-01-1999, 12:39 PM
Thanks for sharing that Jimmy!.... the 14 year old, once again, is able to enjoy this site.... We are ROTF http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

Patricia

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Ozarker
09-01-1999, 12:48 PM
Patricia,
Are you insinuating JimmyC is juvenile??? http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif
Surely not our JimmyC (resident Rambo)!!
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JimmyC
09-01-1999, 01:16 PM
Hey, someone else from this site sent it to me, I just felt obligated to pass on the vital information. http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

What's scary is that such proof actually exists..........

Hope there's no proof of them riding tanks.....

TiggTigg5, do you still have those extra anti-tank mines??????


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Typhoon
09-01-1999, 01:26 PM
Hey there, Redleg, try this:

India, this is India 2-4, fire for effect, over...
Fire for effect, out.

Grid 9201 3556 over...
Grid 9201 3556 out.

Small dolls of the children of the world singing and dancing, ICM, over...
Small dolls of the children of the world singing and dancing, ICM, out.

Message to Observer, India, 100 rounds(!), Target #IASW7001

(That should take care of them! or maybe some shell-mix, fuze-mix?)

Ozarker
09-01-1999, 01:45 PM
Oh no!!!!!! http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif There are 3 of you!!!

Weeding through this insanity is hard work.
Aren't there any sane women out there to help me out??? Beth??? Patricia???

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JimmyC
09-01-1999, 02:17 PM
Drop 50 REPEAT.

Also toss in some VT and WP (WP might be against the rules, but I could have sworn that I saw fuel trucks... besides, the WP can technically be considered marking smoke for the A-10's.. http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

Thanks for the memories Typhoon..... http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

Maybe Atomic Annie can come out of retirement?

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Ozarker
09-01-1999, 03:07 PM
OK, commandos, knock off the military jargon so we civilians can follow! http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif You're giving me a headache!!

By the way, ever seen Small Soldiers???? I'm picturing JimmyC, TiggTigg5 and Typhoon starring in the sequel.

Ed
09-01-1999, 03:18 PM
JimmyC - Not guilty, but whoever did send you that link hit it right on the money! I laughed so hard that my coworkers almost threw the nets over me. Again. http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

Ozarker - Actually, I'm the Green Army Man from Toy Story - just love those latex bodysuits! http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif



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Ozarker
09-01-1999, 03:36 PM
TiggTigg5- My apologies, I should have known you would be a classier character! Now JimmyC, on the other hand..... I'm wondering if he remembers my daughter, she had her picture taken leaning against him in Norway!! http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

As for me, I'm the "red-head" in Pirates of the C "We wants the red-head!"

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JimmyC
09-01-1999, 04:09 PM
I think I remember your daughter, cute, polite, smart,,,,,asked if I knew why her mommy acted like she was under mind-control of evil dolls.... http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

I told her to collect as many Beanie Babies as possible, particulary the bears. They may be cute, but they're not evil. And once I give the signal, they'll be an additional force against the evil dolls.... http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

I also told her to be careful when mommy says "I feel like wearing Lederhosen all month.."
Not a sign of evil-doll possession, just one too many trips to the still for Octoberfest... http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

PS: I'm closer to the gremlins after they've been exposed to water........


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Ozarker
09-01-1999, 04:17 PM
So, I have you to blame for the zillion beanie bears... and probably the beanie explosion the other day too...

Speaking of Gremlins (I used to drive one in high school! ha), my daughter has a Furby. It started whining the other day, so she runs and gets a new package of batterys. As I replace the last battery and click the cover closed, he suddenly says "Ohhh, I was scared! I was worried." I looked at my husband and I said, "Now I'm worried!" Think Disney might ever market IASW interactive dolls sometime???

P. S. I forgot to tell you I'm the red-head on a good day but on a bad day or whenever necessary, I can be the face in the crystal ball in the Haunted Mansion.... http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif


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Patricia
09-01-1999, 05:35 PM
Did I imply that Jimmy has a 14 year old mind??? (Jimmy do you watch WWF?) The only reason that he (my darling oldest son) reads these post is because he hates IASW, so therefore Jimmy is "kewl". I make him ride it though because, I figure that having givin birth to him and all, he owes me big time. http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

Poor Ozarker, left alone with the 3 commandos... sorry about that...I'm here for you now.

I just got this image of the 3 of them dressed in the Toy Soldier Suits, with their feet stuck in the stand, hoppin' around and tripping over one another, while spewing out their military jargon. (keeps the day happy and cracks my kids up http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif)

Patricia

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Ozarker
09-01-1999, 06:09 PM
Until a giant IASW doll comes along and, SQUASH! -- three piles of green sand! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

Ed
09-01-1999, 06:22 PM
Hey, Hey !! I resemble that remark !

See if we rescue *you* when the Invasion of the IASW Dolls happens. They'll make all this Y2K stuff look like child's play http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

Ever seen camouflage Leiderhosen ?? http://www.intercot.com/boards/redface.gif

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Jeff Handshaw 100+visits
09-01-1999, 08:13 PM
I managed to hack into the dolls programming, now whenever I have to sail in "Das Boot" I set them to operate at 10x speed. It's almost fun, now!
Strangely, though, at 10x speed, the chorus (IaSWaa...) sounds like "Send us Jim, send us Jim...".

JimmyC
09-02-1999, 09:16 AM
Truthfully, I don't care for Wrestling. Your son's probably going to think I'm a nerd because I tend to watch the History Channel. Mainly for ideas on how to defeat the dolls.....
Ozarker just gave them away! I KNEW IT! The little demon dolls are building a Mega-Doll!!! So much for avoiding tactical nukes.....
Jeff, your observation of what the dolls are saying at 10x answers a question I had over-looked on our last visit. It all makes sense..... it explains why my wife tried pushing me out of the boat......And I thought it was me singing the Duff song. http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

TiggTigg5, I agree, Ozarker might be beyond saving. She's one of 'Them' now. I hold out an inkling of hope though, the Beanies might be able to break the evil-doll hold on her.... http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif


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Ed
09-02-1999, 11:19 AM
JimmyC -
Don't sweat the giant dolls; I've got my Warthog warming up; the 30 is loaded, and there is the usual complement of ADM's (Anti-Doll Missiles) tucked under the wings.

"Fox 1, Fox 2 - - - splash!"


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JimmyC
09-02-1999, 11:43 AM
Good thinking TiggTigg5.

I'll put the tactical nukes on standby...

Jeff, I tried upping the speed on the dolls.
Now they say "We want beanie weenies and bourbon"

Anyone decode this?

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Ed
09-02-1999, 01:07 PM
The poison ivy has affected the brain... why didn't I think of this earlier ??

The operation will be temporarily delayed. I'm getting the Warthog repainted and some dummy panels added to make it look like a miniature Continental MD-80. That way, Mr. Buffoon can take all the heat! Then it's a simple matter of getting my takeoff clearance, but that's never a problem, is it ? http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif

<Can anybody spare about 5 grand for some fuel ??>

[[ EDIT - How about that, Ozarker ? Another of your topics becomes a two-pager! ]]

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Ozarker
09-02-1999, 01:10 PM
JimmyC, I've consulted my crystal ball on your question:

You've got it all wrong... the dolls aren't really against you... they want to be like you!!! They're tired of constantly dancing, and their perpetual smiles are glued into place, so what choice do they have??? They're crying for freedom!! Escape from their imprisonment... Freedom to choose their own clothing, freedom to choose their own MUSIC!! Freedom to be cranky once in a while. They recognize you as the perfect example of imperfection. They're calling for you, hoping you can lead them in revolution. The cry for beannie weannies and bourbon is their order for the victory celebration. They WANT you JimmyC, they NEED you JimmyC, they can't do it without you JimmyC!!! You're their last hope!!
This is my vision: JIMMYC- LEADER OF THE DOLLS!! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

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Ozarker
09-02-1999, 01:31 PM
And TiggTigg5, would you really abandon me in a moment of crisis??? http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif (after ALL we've been through?) http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

(Gee, I am honored.. 2 two pagers! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif )


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JimmyC
09-02-1999, 01:49 PM
Ozarker, I can't believe you'd fall for (or try that) trick.
Oh sure, they want me,,,,, to thwart their evil plans.
See, I captured one of those little cherub-faced critters last night (It didn't count on my flaming flatulance http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif). They want to imprison me near the center of the ride and use me as a human shield. Well, the evil ones have failed. http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif
Even if I were to be captured, TiggTigg5, Typhoon, Jeff, and a SECRET ALLIE, have been given orders to blast away. It would be a mercy-killing

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Ed
09-02-1999, 02:05 PM
Now there's another idea...
Why not redo IASW to a totally new theme, and call it IANW - - It's A Nasty World. All of the dolls would be shabbily dressed, covered with tattoos and body-piercings, scowling, snarling, making obscene gestures, calling riders every name in the book, all the while swigging away on Jim Beam, smoking funny-looking little cigarettes, burping, flatulating (is that a word ?) and spitting, with a Marilyn Manson soundtrack. In other words, make it a copy of a typical middle school. http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

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Ozarker
09-02-1999, 02:12 PM
JimmyC -Didn't buy that one, huh, o.k..... let me see... human shield, huh??? Are you sure that isn't human sacrafice.... that's it! Ohhh, the pain, I feel it... I see, fire, yess! fire.... I see JimmyC roasting on a spit.... I see vats full of beannie weannies and pitchers full of bourbon... O.K., you might be on to something.... perhaps I've been too quick to judge... perhaps my powers of telepathy have been clouded from my head wound from the beanie baby explosion.... Remember, the Goddess's role is not to take sides, it's to investigate.... to question both sides and to bring the truth to light... and to poke fun at any and every thing you say...I am neutral...I am Switzerland!! (and no, I'm not as big as the Alps).

TiggTigg5- And I thought a Mom Encounter ride would be scary!!
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Ozarker
09-02-1999, 06:36 PM
Gee, all's quiet on the front.......
http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif Very, very, strange. Has the entire offensive line been captured????

Has the IASW army taken control??? Are JimmyC, TiggTigg5, and Typhoon shackled in the doll's dungeon and left to rot with the rats??? Is this the end of the story, or will the green plastic soldiers escape imminent torture and starvation, and regroup for another exciting adventure???

(come on guys, the blade of my sharp as a knife wit is getting rusty!)
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JimmyC
09-03-1999, 09:08 AM
Just finished an all night meeting with the squirrels and chipmunks. For the price of 1 ton of sunflower seeds they've agreed to center their attack on IASW and leave all Intercot people alone. The chipmunks were holding out for a keg of beer, but I refuse to buy for minors.

Now to figure out how to get 1 ton of seed......

Human Sacrifice huh, boy are they in for a surprise. I have a mini-nuke implanted and it's set to go off if my heart stops, limbs severed, or skin temp exceeds 1st degree burns.

But they have to capture me first......



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Crusader Against the Evil Dolls.

Ozarker
09-03-1999, 10:24 AM
Why not enlist the help of the birds at WDW?? They seem to be pretty aggressive and willing to go to great lengths for crumbs (crumbs meaning "food" not certain folks I know http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif )

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Light

JimmyC
09-03-1999, 10:40 AM
Didn't have to negotiate with the birds since they are doing merc work for the Squirrels and Chipmunks. That's probably why they asked for a ton of seed.

BTW, the evil dolls tried to plant a germ warfare device in our fridge. That, or I found the open pack of hotdogs missing from last year.....


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Ozarker
09-03-1999, 11:01 AM
Well, this official word from the Goddess:

I've been approached by an ambassador from IASW. They've requested that JimmyC meet with their leader for negotiations. These are the terms they've set out for the meeting:

1. JimmyC must come alone and
submit to a weapons search.

2. The meeting must be held in
neutral territory - A table
next to the China puppet stand
in Epcot.

I told the doll ambassador that I wasn't sure JimmyC would agree....


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& Light

JimmyC
09-03-1999, 11:19 AM
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Tell the ambassador that his mother was a hampster and his father smells like Elderberries (Diplomatic Immunity from the squirrels if someone can answer the movie this response is from)




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Disneygurll
09-03-1999, 11:57 PM
JimmyC-I thought I was the only one to use that phrase(John Cleese-Holy Grail) as part of daily ridicule. If you chant that at the IASW meeting at the China Puppet stand then you may put them into some sort of trance and be able to abolish them forever!!! Better yet if you can say it backwards a la "redrum, redrum" their little heads may pop off. (I know-wishful thinking)
oh well, back to work

Eeyore
09-04-1999, 02:55 AM
JimmyC,
Seeing as I am a Disney character I have connections. An anonymous mouse gave me the scoop, ya see he knows people who know people and apparently
the dolls know all about you, they're com'n JimmyC, Tiggz, maybe even you Maytag. But listen I've lost so much, my house, my uuuh, my, well, I'm sure I've lost allot and I (sniff sniff) don't think I can take any more. Listen! Don't look back! GET OUT! GET OUT !


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-Eeyore

beth
09-04-1999, 10:09 AM
This has gotten W A Y !!!!!!! out of control!

Patricia
09-04-1999, 12:00 PM
NNooooo!!! I've lost another son to the insanity. Thats 2 down and 1 to go...


(if "tigger" should join you on the other side, http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif >snif< be gentle he's only 7, >snif<, I'm gonna miss the little fella if he goes, oh yeah... you have to promise to feed him, he can't cook yet...so long Eeyore http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif >snif< )

Patricia
Now only Tiggers keeper & feeder

beth
09-04-1999, 02:46 PM
This is definitely WWWWAAAAAAYYYY OOOOUUUUTTT of control!

Jeff Handshaw 100+visits
09-04-1999, 09:19 PM
The French guard in the castle said that while insulting King Arthur and Co.

Eeyore
09-05-1999, 02:35 AM
I Have this strange sinking feeling that I was right you know bout the dolls com'n I think JimmyC Tiggtigg5 and Ozarker are with them, THEY ARE DOLLS!!!!

bloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodblood
bloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodblood

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-Eeyore

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JohnY
09-05-1999, 10:09 AM
Looks like we are headed for a 3 pager....

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beth
09-05-1999, 11:43 AM
Maybe you guys should build your own website dedicated to "Our beloved friends at It's A Small World".

Three pages is way too long for all of this.

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JimmyC
09-07-1999, 12:03 PM
Jeff Handshaw 100+visits has it right, but Disneygurll gets a special thanks for being the only female I know who actually watched the Holy Grail (My wife won't even watch it).

I love that movie..... http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

Beth, I am begining to think you are falling under their control. I hope your husband knows the Duffworld chant, I have a feeling he's going to have to endure IASW in October with the rest of us (See Theory below)

OK here's my theory for IASW brain control:
Kids are immune to IASW. They can ride this till Heck freezes over without damage.
Women, with some exceptions, are immune to IASW.
Men who are accompanying a child are only semi-immune. The child emits a temporary force-field that protects them for the begining part of the ride. This is why they can go on the ride and are fine for the begining, but tend to loose their minds towards the end.
Men with girlfriend-only are not immune. They will endure the torture to impress the girl. Sadly, the female force-field will not protect the male. Humming Duffworld song is a semi-useful chant.
Men being dragged on this ride with wife-only are entering a House of Horrors. Added note: Teenage males are under the same mind-altering torture. You won't catch a teenage male on this ride unless mom/dad makes them.

So PLEASE do not make your husbands and teenagers ride this ride without a child emitting a force field! Just as you choose to sit-out the Rollercoasters, please let us sit out this mind-warping-destructive ride.

We do not want the dolls to get us..... http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

We at 3 pages yet?



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Ozarker
09-07-1999, 12:22 PM
Perhaps women who force their husbands on IASW without the protection of a child WANT the dolls to "get" him... http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

Good theory, JimmyC, but what about the few men who go on this ride ALONE??? What are they?? Brave adventurers or phycos intent on self-torture??

As for sitting out roller coasters-- Rockin Roller Coaster was my favorite!

(So, after you've been on this ride without the protection of a child, what then??? What steps must you take to purge the evil from your system?? Inquiring minds want to know. http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif )

JimmyC
09-07-1999, 04:25 PM
Those solo men are not real. They are robots. They are sent as decoys to try and make other men 'think' it's ok to go on this without child-protective force fields.

I also agree there are women who want the dolls to get their husbands/boyfriends/brothers.

In fact, I think my wife is coming under their spell. She did a real mean thing to me Sunday. She said "If you really don't want to go in IASW, I won't make you buuuuuutttt (upto the but, I was so excited, I almost wet my pants) it really woundn't be a Disney vacation w/o going on this ride" She then proceeded to hum the IASW song. My dog fled up the trail.

As for an antidote to combat the evil spell, still working on it. That's why I have some dolls frozen in our freezer.
A co-worker was forced on that ride. He was never the same since. Maybe it was a good thing he 'fell' down that elevator shaft (Wonder who removed that repair sign...)



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Ed
09-07-1999, 04:31 PM
And thus Einstein lives up to his namesake's reputation... http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

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Ozarker
09-07-1999, 06:32 PM
Oh! Is that why you freeze the dolls? I thought maybe you were making IASW popcicles, or maybe ice sculptures for your next IASW bashing party. http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

I think Mrs. JimmyC and I were sisters in another life.....

(Is this darn thing ever going to roll over to page 3???? I'm going for the record here!)

[This message has been edited by Ozarker (edited September 07, 1999).]

Jeff Handshaw 100+visits
09-07-1999, 06:54 PM
What happens if you listen to IaSWaa backwards while watching South Park? Could this possibly reverse the insanity?

Eeyore
09-07-1999, 07:51 PM
Whats all this about,???
I've wrote posts on this board too, doesn't anybody pay attention to me! Is it because I'm a donkey? hmmmmm?! cause if it is, If it is I will personally see to it that those dolls will get you!!! OOOHH yess they will get you they will!!!!!
ahahahahahahahahahhahah!! (insanity has taken over this jackass, not a foul word, thats what were called) SO HA HAHAHA I bet, i bet you didn't even notice that I was the 100th registered guest here!! get it 100 acre woods!!!!! HA SO THERE!!! uuh ( shiver shiver) Ttttth ank you and good night!!

beth
09-07-1999, 08:16 PM
Something has got to be done about all of this silliness...


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Patricia
09-07-1999, 10:33 PM
I too, have seen The Holy Grail! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

Patricia

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patricia@intercot.com
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JimmyC
09-08-1999, 08:48 AM
Jeff, tried the IASW tune backwards. Not a good thing. Increases the insanity and made my dog eat all my Poptarts.

I think Eeyore didn't have his headset on and caught a 2 second soundbite.

OK,OK, Eeyore, listen to me closely.....
Walk AWAY from the light. It is a trick. It's the sparkly stuff the dolls use on their clothing to lure vicitms.
Walk towards the flames. It is the result of Coleman fuel on the dolls.

Patricia, to control Eeyore, you will need to find a shrubbery. Not too tall..... http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

PAGE 3 HERe WE COME!!!!!

Beth, walk away from the light..... http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

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Ozarker
09-08-1999, 11:08 AM
Eeyore, excellent portrayal of character (Nooo body loves me... Nooo body cares....) How old are you?? (people years, not donkey years).

JimmyC- Actually hubby's bumper sticker says "If you can't keep up with the BIG DOGS, stay on the porch". I'll suggest the "I don't brake for IASW dolls" idea, though. Don't think he can fully appreciate it though, cause he's never been to WDW (gasp!) with me! I leave him at home cause he whines when he has to stand in line, and since he works outside all summer, for some reason the idea of a swealtering hot vacation crowded with people doesn't appeal to him very much. (???? figure that ????) Also, since he races every Sat. night during the summer, he's pretty hard to plan around.
Actually, our 8 year old daughter, the roller coaster/fast ride nut, seems to have inherited his love of speed. I'm kind of worried. Took her to the local go-cart track this summer. She's always rode with Dad in the 2 seaters in summers past, and GUESS WHAT, her head met the "you have to be this tall to drive by yourself" line this year. So, she gets in a go-cart by herself, her dad and his racing buddy get in carts too, and they're off. For her first ever time driving by herself, she jumps in, floors it, and zooms past her dad and his buddy. She's so light weight, she can fly, and she does. So, dad & friend try to catch up and pass her, and dad bumps her a little. When they go by, I yell, "Be careful with her!", and about two seconds later as he gains on her, she cuts her wheel and slams good ole dad into the rail so he can't pass her. Then the race is really on. Everytime dad and friend get close, Bri slams them into the rail. They finally get off, Bri is laughing her head off, and dad's buddy looks at me, shakes his head and says "She's vicious!!"
Pity me in about 8 more years!!!

So, JimmyC (assuming you've read my post about the time Bri was a dancing doll), if the real dolls are ANYTHING like my REAL IASW dancing doll, maybe you have a point! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

JimmyC
09-08-1999, 11:25 AM
Man, I woulda loved to have seen that! http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif

Actually, your daughter is responding to troll training. Little did you know that when she had her picture taken with me at Norway, I mind-transplanted many-many ideas into her head http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif.

When your husband 'bumped' her car, even a little bit, it sets off the BERSERKER defense. Whatever is done to her, is paid back tenfold.

We trolls are working on a squirrel/chipmunk prototype with limited success. If attacked by one evil-doll, they chew up 10. Unfortuneately, they often wear out a pair of incisors chewing them up, so I have TiggTigg5 developing Stainless Steel implants.



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beth
09-08-1999, 11:28 AM
I wonder if we could sell "I Don't Break For IASW Dolls" bumper stickers at the Intercot store?

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beth@intercot.com
Intercot Staff Member

Ozarker
09-08-1999, 01:23 PM
Beth- I would bet you could. JimmyC would probably give them out as Christmas presents. http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

JimmyC, I guess that explains why Bri chased the cat around the house this weekend with her rubber dart gun! (she kept yelling, "wait Pumpkin, I've got a bullet for you!" - no joke, much to the amusement of the friends at our house. Anyone ever wonder why they always act that way in front of guests??) And I guess it also explains the attitude she's had since we got back from vacation (I THOUGHT it was because she spent a week with her 14 year old cousin!)

Let this be a warning to all who read, "DON'T HAVE YOUR KID POSE WITH THE TROLL!!"
http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

JimmyC
09-08-1999, 02:21 PM
That mind-transference wooden troll likeness was worth the money!

JohnY, did your sons pose with the troll? If so, expect their accuracy with Nerf/dart weaponary to be vastly improved http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

Beth, funny you should ask about the bumper stickers http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif My sister is looking to see where I can get one made.....

Ozarker, sorry about the cat, she should have been using dolls for target practice. If she starts taking apart the microwave to build a laser, she's back on track..... http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

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Ozarker
09-08-1999, 02:56 PM
JimmyC, Thanks for the tip... I'll keep an eye on our electronic equipment. Actually, anything's possible, cause we just found out the school is skipping her from the high 2nd grade reading group (last year) up to high 4th grade reading group this year (What happened to 3rd grade?? I haven't a clue. Somehow she seems to have surpassed it.), so I suspect she has the brains for putting that laser together. http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif (somehow, I'm sure you'll find a way to take credit for that too! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif ) Just how many kids have become members of your army now????

JimmyC
09-08-1999, 03:16 PM
Actually, the kid army forces are very limited. Besides having the force-field to protect them, kids just don't listen well to orders.
The Troll-transference is more of a training tool for when they get older. http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

Besides, I prefer training the animals. They listen well, infiltrate most places, work for nuts and seeds, and poop outdoors.

Main disadvantage is getting the miniaturized weapons to pack the same punch. That's why explosives are great for this battle. http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

Now if I could just get them to stop eating the explosives(They think it's suet). http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

beth
09-08-1999, 03:19 PM
Jimmy, I definitely want one of those bumper stickers! You could make a killing here!

How much longer till page 3?

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Ozarker
09-08-1999, 04:06 PM
I'm beginnng to think John's playing a trick on us.... the never-ending page 2....

Patricia
09-08-1999, 06:05 PM
Ozarker, I can tell you that Eeyore is 13,(hmmm was that a portayal?)and also if Eeyore is reading this, he should know he won't be getting his tail back untill he cuts the grass.

(Maybe we'll need a teen forum soon, you know, maybe someplace Disneyfreak can moderate and get rid of some that energy.)

BTW, I like the bumper sticker idea, cute!

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Ozarker
09-08-1999, 06:17 PM
Patricia- Congratulations! You made it to page 3 first!!

Teen forum would be a good idea (especially since JimmyC sets such a questionable ( http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif ) example! But, then we enjoy them on this forum too.

(Also, I'm suspecting JimmyC might actually be 13 too!)

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Jeff Handshaw 100+visits
09-08-1999, 08:40 PM
Oh, my goodness! Here we are at page 3, and where is JimmyC?!?!? I hope they didn't lose power at his home causing his freezer to defrost and the little dolls got out and oh my, sakes alive, I can't, can't imagine the carnage, the utter nightmare of it, the blood, the beer, the music...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, go to your happy place, Jeff, go to your happy place, ahh my happy place the fountains, the music, the dancing, the dolls, the windmill, Don Q. on his horse...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, run from the happy place, the happiest place on Earth, find a pail, sit on it, now light the dynamite...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the dolls are making me do this.

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Eeyore
09-08-1999, 08:45 PM
THis message is now my second time typing it, (wrong password) so it will be short,
-that was no act I am a donkey
-I am 13
-I don't feel like cutting the grass
-I got my tail stuck in a socket and i feel all better.

Ed
09-08-1999, 10:03 PM
See what happens when I take a day off??? The topic goes to THREE PAGES and I miss it!! http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif

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Disneygurll
09-08-1999, 11:28 PM
NEW THEORY
I think Discovery Island was really closed to be a residence for retirement of IASW dolls in their senior years. Hmmm. Imagine an aged Can Can dancer and Eskimo boy scuttling along the paths of Discovery Island in their motorized wheelchairs. No wonder there is no wildlife over there anymore. The little squirrels and lizards and birds are deathly afraid. I hear if you listen closely when taking the ferry from the Transportation and Ticket centre to the Magic Kingdom you can hear the tune to IASW in the breeze. (insert Twilight Zone Music here) http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif



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Patricia
09-09-1999, 02:06 AM
Well I'm pleased to be the one to start page 3. Funny that Ozarker finised off page 2 by calling it never ending.

Sorry you missed the turnover Tiggtigg. It would seem JimmyC also missed the event.

I see Jeff has snapped also, any sane people reading this stuff?? (besides poor beth) Do we know the original reason we came to this thread? Do we care?

I think JimmyC is the laughing hyena. http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif




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JimmyC
09-09-1999, 08:47 AM
PAGE 3!!!!!!!Whooooohoooooohooooo
I took the squirrels and chipmunks to Dairy Queen. They like lottsa nuts on their sundaes. http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif (Actually, was stuck on another call-from-hell. WDW is still on, but work could throw a evil-doll wrench in it. http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif)

Jeff, thanks for the warning on the freezer. I think I'll pick up a generator for back-up.
Eeyore, make sure to clean up after sticking your tail in the sockett. Also remember to plug the mass-force field back in. The demon dolls almost got Jeff this time. (Can't blame you for not wanting to cut the grass, I gotta do that tomorrow. But it is fun when the evil-dolls stick their heads up from the tunnels and CHOPPP!!)

Disneygurll, thanks for the heads-up on Discovery Island. Can you say 'Bikini Atolls'? http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

And one more time, I am the troll of Norway. (The Hyenas are my only contact in the ride)

Gotta go. Found out that Mole-Be-Gone works great on the tunneling evil-dolls. http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif


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Ozarker
09-09-1999, 10:46 AM
What a joy it is to read this post first thing in the morning!! Always brightens up the day (I'm NOT a morning girl), kinda like caffeine. I always "slip" over here first thing in the morning after checking my e-mail. I sit and giggle, reading the new posts, and my co-workers look at each other, roll their eyes, and think I'm nuts (again).

For anyone who missed dpamac's hilarious jingle over in Topics and Tidbits "Almost 300" post, scoot over there and read it - pronto. It's a hoot.

Disneygurll's post about Discovery Island made my giggle turn into an out-loud laugh (more "looks" from my co-workers). I'm wondering if the reason the music is so loud is because they're all hard of hearing (perhaps WDW should invest in some tiny hearing aids). Also, after checking into this, I discovered they prefer their food "pureed" - JimmyC, you'd better steer clear of anything that looks suspiciously like a giant food processor! And while you're hooking up that generator, better check out the temp. on your hot water heater! You don't want to "boil" the next time you decide to take a "relaxing" bath.


TiggTigg5 - welcome back http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

Eeyore - I have a 14 year old niece who loves WDW (blondish hair, big blue eyes, great tan, loves volleyball, not as mean as her 8 year old cousin YET (she too posed with the troll) AND Eeyore is her favorite character! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

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beth
09-09-1999, 11:40 AM
You know...I see this post updated and I'm afraid to open it. But then something draws me in (morbid curiosity?) and I open it up...and it takes forever to get to page 3!

ARUGH!!!

You are all insane!

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Ed
09-09-1999, 12:19 PM
Kinda like the way that people always slow down on the highways to get a view of an accident, even if it's on the opposite side of the road ??? And then they see that it's only JimmyC's car with the "I Don't Brake For IASW Dolls" bumper sticker that has inflicted another casualty... http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

(Just click on the little "3" to jump over everything else to get to page 3...)

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Ozarker
09-09-1999, 12:40 PM
Or like when you're at a scary movie, and you KNOW the monster is coming cause the music gets really creepy, and you put your hands over your eyes, cause you don't want to see it, but something inside you compels you to peek through your fingers...and then you scream!!!... but then you laugh, cause the thrill was worth the scare, and JimmyC looked really silly with that fake nose, dripping fangs, and those three inch long fingernails.... and you know that next time you'll be drawn back again, cause who can resist that draw.... Just call it the "Topic of Terror" http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

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Ed
09-09-1999, 12:59 PM
You pushing for four pages, or what ???? http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

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Ozarker
09-09-1999, 01:10 PM
OK, Team, I think we can do it... if we stick together and keep our heads, our goal will be within reach...

2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate???

Give me a I!
"I"
Give me a A!
"A"
Give me a S!
"S"
Give me a W!
"W"
What's that spell???

(PS Did anyone notice today is 9/9/99???)


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Ed
09-09-1999, 01:26 PM
As a matter of fact, I did notice the date; looks like all the hype about it affecting computers was wrong 'cuz I haven't notiCeD aNYtjkyminhlk %^hiop] mnkytiu$56jhgjiaswiaswiaswiaswiaswiasw

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Ozarker
09-09-1999, 01:41 PM
I've just noticed another goal is within reach... TiggTigg5's reply made #94, this should make #95, will we reach #100 today??? Who will have the honor of being lucky #100??? (Yoo-hoo, John, if you're "listening" in, what's the record for pages & replies? in the immortal words, "Hey dad, are we there yet???" http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

Ed
09-09-1999, 01:53 PM
No, probably not http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif (#96 ???)

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Ozarker
09-09-1999, 01:56 PM
Would it be cheating to reply and simply say "#97" ???? http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

Ed
09-09-1999, 02:13 PM
Yes, that would be cheating (98) http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif

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Ozarker
09-09-1999, 02:20 PM
OK, I'll be a BIG person, since I started this post, I'll set SOMEONE up to be the BIG #100 Winner! Here I go...

Our lucky #100 Winner will be..... (#99) http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

Ed
09-09-1999, 02:24 PM
Well, I'm glad you didn't cheat!

http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif


You can send the airline tickets and the confirmation for six weeks at GF to me care of the asylum!

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Ozarker
09-09-1999, 02:31 PM
Hooray for TiggTigg5!! . . .
. . . . ..
. . ..
(I'm throwing confetti) . . http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

Our official 100th reply winner!!!

O.K., back on the subject, how many IASW dolls does it take to screw in a lightbulb???

Ed
09-09-1999, 02:38 PM
Ozarker, I'm starting (STARTING ?!?!?! JUST NOW STARTING ????) to worry about you... I think you need a vacation more than I do, and that's pretty desperately... http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

To borrow a line from Bug's Life, "Don't know... every time the light comes on, they all scatter!"

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Ozarker
09-09-1999, 02:41 PM
WRONG!! The answer is - 3 - one to hold the light bulb, two to turn JimmyC. http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif

JimmyC
09-09-1999, 02:47 PM
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
The nose and fangs are not fake!!!!!!

I tell ya, all heck breaks loose, step away from the computer for a while, and return to find out TiggTigg5 and Ozarker have been hitting the moonshine http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

It takes 1 to screw in a light bulb. But 100 stand around singing and looking waaaay too happy about it. I'm working on a light bulb with enough C4 to take out all 100 http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

ACK! WHY IS EVERYTHING GOING WRONG TODAY!! http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif

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Ed
09-09-1999, 02:49 PM
Easy -

9/9/99 !! http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif

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Ozarker
09-09-1999, 02:58 PM
Poor JimmyC.... http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif Tell us about your day!!

(Ok, I admit, I really have been having too much fun at your expense today http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif !! These last few posts have made the girls at work scream with laughter... as one girl puts it "laugh until the tears roll down her legs! http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif)

Ed
09-09-1999, 03:12 PM
Is your co-worker sure those are "tears" ??? http://www.intercot.com/boards/redface.gif




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Ozarker
09-09-1999, 03:31 PM
I think you get the picture... http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif We drink a lot of "bladder-buster" size sodas around here http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif.

Ed
09-09-1999, 03:35 PM
Yeah, right, soda <wink> <wink>... Judging from your posts today, I suspect you've been visiting that big ol' copper pot with the funny tubing up in the woods... I know how you court clerks are... http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

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Ozarker
09-09-1999, 03:54 PM
It's called tension relief http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif. We wait on a lot of red-necks around here!! We have a sign in our breakroom that says "Too bad stupid doesn't hurt!" If someone particularly annoying calls or comes in, we look at each other, hold our forehead and say "Ouch! That has to hurt!" (PS, another character flaw of court clerks is that we think we're hilariously funny, and we can't wait to share just how funny! Aren't you lucky???)

Ed
09-09-1999, 04:07 PM
One of my favorite tactics when dealing with the "cranially challenged" is to listen intently to their problem/complaint/whatever, nodding attentively every so often, and when they are done, ask them "Pardon me, sir/maam - - tell me this; do you walk to work or carry your lunch ?" It usually takes about two minutes before they can gather their thoughts again...

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JimmyC
09-09-1999, 04:16 PM
Can't really get into details, but you would understand if you read Dilbert. I work for a bunch of pointy-haired bosses who promise stuff that is next to impossible, then expect us lowly workers to figure it out. On top of that, they don't tell all the lowly workers.

Grrrrrrrrr I'm tempted to send a squirrel hit-squad out..... http://www.intercot.com/boards/redface.gif

Or maybe it's the evil dolls seeking to disrupt my plans. Yeah, that's it. They're quaking in their little shiny shoes. JimmyC's getting too close to thwarting their evil plans,,,yeah, that's it....

99bottlesofbeeronthewall........Iwannabesedated... ....

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Ozarker
09-09-1999, 04:19 PM
TiggTigg5, Daa... What??

Ever had anyone ask if they could "fax you a check?"

My favorite mind-numb-er starts like this: the phone rings, you answer it, the voice on the other end says "Ahhh, I got this "thing" in the mail...."

JimmyC- I have a cut-out Dilbert cartoon next to my computer - it's the one where he has a little "boss" look-a-like doll sitting on his computer, the boss says "Hey that looks like me", and Dilbert says "It gives me an emotional lift to have your likeness nearby", so the boss leaves thinking "I never realized what he thought of me", and Dilbert whacks the doll and says "Stop dropping in like that!" http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by Ozarker (edited September 09, 1999).]

JimmyC
09-09-1999, 04:27 PM
Ozarker, that person probably didn't open it for a while because they thought their name was 'Occupant'.

You mean someone that dumb actually knows how to operate a FAX?

After a call I just received, I'm begining to suspect that one of my bosses IS a IASW doll.


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Ed
09-09-1999, 04:27 PM
I *did* have a boss who always reminded me never to fax him the original, because "it might get lost".... <Twilight Zone music>

Same guy insisted that we develop an "evaporation plan" to get everybody out of the building in case of fire....

And he always insisted on getting every written document done up using the same "floormat"....

And this guy was the head honcho of a 3500 person department!!! <See why I'm semi-retired??>



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Ozarker
09-09-1999, 04:48 PM
My mother-in-law says things like... "If you don't have any pacific plans today..." and "I went shopping yesterday at Wal-Mart-s". (mother-in-law bashing... I love it!)

TiggTigg5 - did my x-supervisor work with you???? Her big word was "you-uns". errr!!!

I admit to being a "hillbilly" (my ancestors were some of the first to homestead in the Ozarks, which makes me some kind of princess or queen, right? http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif ) But people who "try" to sound hillbilly cause they think it's "cute" really annoy me.

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Ed
09-09-1999, 05:26 PM
Okay, Ozarker - - by the powers vested in me by the Dolls of IASW, I hereby promote you to "Queen Maytag". http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

I had another boss who was famous for his mixed metaphors; he'd say stuff like "Don't burn your chickens before the water goes under the dam" ... everybody would stand there with a puzzled look on their face, and all they could say was "Huh ??"


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Ozarker
09-09-1999, 05:35 PM
In all fairness - I have to tell one on myself http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif - when I was MUCH younger (and not as worldly or wise) and I got my first job, I told my sister (the English teacher - who will never let me forget it) that I had health insurance and accidental-death and "mismemberment" insurance. Needless to say, SEVERAL YEARS down the line, she still calls me "Miss Member".

And now one on my daughter. Two years ago while in WDW, she ate so much junk that she told us "I think I'm going to varment." http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif

Eeyore
09-09-1999, 11:50 PM
this is also the 2nd time ive done this post wrong password again so don't expect anything good,
-i think we should be called TCATEIASWDIARR
-OOOOO THATS LONG
- http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif

JimmyC
09-10-1999, 09:12 AM
TCATEIASWDIARR ???

I think Eeyores putting his tail in the electrical sockets again.

evildollsgoaway......
Whooooohoooohhhooooohhooooo PAGE 4!!!!!!

Thanks Eeyore!
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Ed
09-10-1999, 10:10 AM
FOUR PAGES ??????????????????????

Queen Maytag, we, your humble (yeah, right!) servants salute you !! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif



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Patricia
09-10-1999, 02:38 PM
Wow, I'm impressed. I'm glad I got in on the top of page three... you guys just flew through it without me yesterday...I was so busy I never got down to Disney General.

Congrats!! to Tiggtigg for submitting the 100th post.

Darn, I gotta go again...work...

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Eeyore
09-10-1999, 02:42 PM
OOPS,
Well excuse me it was quite late lastnight
and that was the second time i wrote that
paragraph so what that was to mean was.....
"the crusaders against the evil its a small world dolls incorperated all rights reserved"
okay got that? alright gu bye

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Ed
09-10-1999, 02:43 PM
Thank you, but all the credit goes to my agent, Queen Maytag.

Work is definitely the scourge of the leisure class. http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif

JimmyC, you've been awfully quiet today... another one of *THOSE* days ?? Or... oh, no... have the evil dolls finally caught up to JimmyC ?!?!?! http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif

Apparently, Queen Maytag has also been taken captive... I feel like one of those British Airways commercials - - "WHERE IS EVERYBODY ???" http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

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JimmyC
09-10-1999, 03:48 PM
I like being busy at work, but not the type of busy it's been, stuff-going-wrong-due-to idiots-in-charge type busy.

Because 'nitwit' boss was late today, I get to come in early tomorrow. Hooooobooooyyyy.

And I planned on training the squirrels how to arm claymore mines http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

Let's all be careful when Ozarker returns, She might have gone completely over to the other side.....

Eyore, good one http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif but a bit long.
How about Destroyers Engaged Against Dolls (DEAD)


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Patricia
09-10-1999, 05:22 PM
Tiggtigg, I have to agree that Queen Maytag seems to be responsible for our success along this thread, did you notice she pushed me over to page 3, and then she gave you the required amount of post to push you to 100.

Hail to the Queen! (if she's still with us http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif)

JimmyC, DEAD??? this is what you came up with?
How about, Systematic Combat Against Really Evil Dolls. SCARED! http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif



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Ed
09-10-1999, 05:33 PM
Queen Maytag is alright in my book, regardless of what certain people say behind her back. http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif



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JimmyC
09-10-1999, 05:47 PM
LONG LIVE QUEEN MAYTAG!!!

Even if she fraternizes with the enemy, she still has Swiss-type neutrality http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

Besides, my troll-powers have infuence over her daughter. Notice I stated infuence, not control. No man can ever control them, only infuence at best.

Speaking of which, Osarker, how is the little scamp coming along with her evil-doll destructo-ray? You really didn't need that radio any more, did you? http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

Patricia, I like that, SCARED. They better be this October hehhaahaheehehehahehahe.

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Jeff Handshaw 100+visits
09-10-1999, 09:31 PM
IMHO, I really think that Page 1 was a classic. When the next generation of discussion boarders look back on page 1, I feel that they will also believe it to be such! I believe that the producers of page 1 are favored to receive a nominated for the prestigious "Conversy" award, and the iaswaa soundtrack is a lock for the "Insany" award. If they win it will have been well deserved!

IMHO, Page 2 was a sequel worthy of the original. The producers really outdid themselves in creating a page that creatively advanced the story, developed the characters and kept the audience on the edge of their computer chairs. In fact, most felt that it was the most exciting page of the whole series. The special effects were marvelous, yet didn't distract from the story, and the iasmaa soundtrack was to die for. In conclusion, Page 2 was well worth the money of admission.

IMHO, Page 3, unfortunately was a sorry excuse for a sequel. It looked and felt rushed. After a suspensful start, the story simply went out the window. It seemed like some cheaply made "B" page, that was only made for the money. Where were the dolls? The only bright part of the page, was again, the iaswaa soundtrack. You know, I just can't get the tune out of my head, no...really. This page really should never have been made.

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Jeff Handshaw 100+visits
09-10-1999, 09:33 PM
IMHO, Page 4 is still in production, and I personally hope that the producers do their best to make up for Page 3. Remember, don't forget the dolls, don't forget the dolls, don't forget the dolls. With the right writers, this page could be more popular than...Page 2!

Jeff Handshaw 100+visits
09-10-1999, 09:57 PM
No, not another test! No, not THAT test! Is it over yet?
Psst: I found this out, they have a plan http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif
No. I didn't tell them anything. No.

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Jeff Handshaw 100+visits
09-11-1999, 01:40 AM
Having a great time, here!
Everything is perfect!
Listen to the music!
Perfectly safe, I am!

More music, just what I wanted!
Everything's ok, yes...ok!
!
^
| No! I didn't tell them ANYTHING!

Patricia
09-11-1999, 03:47 AM
Jeff, I'm starting to worry about you.

1)Try and rest and stay away from any wires in front of your house. OK?

2)Repeat after me "I am not Tinkerbell..."

This should keep you safe till morn. http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

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JimmyC
09-11-1999, 07:24 AM
It's 6am, and do you know where your pointy haired boss is, CUZ I SURE DON'T, AND MINE SHOUDA BEEN HERE 30 MINUTES AGO!

Maybe the dolls got him (HOPE?)
Maybe aliens abducted him and are performing an **** probe. He'd like that.

Hmmmm I don't remember leaving a 6 pack of Guinness on my desk. Why is there a wire attached to each bottle? ZZZZZZZZZAAAAPPP.
Ouch. ZZZAAAAAPPPP Ouch ZZZZZAAAPPPPP (Why do I feel like Bart Simpson after Lisa wired the cupcakes)ZZZZZZAAAAAPPP Ouch.

Now the dolls have crossed the line. Nobody messes with MY BEER!!!!!ZZZAAAAPP Ouch ZZZZAAAPPP OUCH. GonnagetthosedollsandsticktheminafoodproccessorZZZ APPPPouchZZZAAPPP ouch.

Here we go again, JEFF! Head AWAAAAAY from the light, it's the sparkly things on the dolls, head TOWARRRRDS the flames, that's evil-dolls on fire from Coleman Fuel.

That's the evilness the dolls will stoop to. They take advantage of anyone doing a late nighter. Jeff, I think you're in the East time zone and noticed your late-night early morning posts. How did you get past the wires on the bottle of rum? http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

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beth
09-11-1999, 12:50 PM
Jimmy you're working on a Saturday and your boss doesn't have the courtesy to show up?

Send the dolls after him!

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Eeyore
09-11-1999, 02:04 PM
I know this is off topic but seeing as I'm a donkey doesn't that mean Patricia is a mule?
Just wondering.

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Eeyore
09-11-1999, 02:11 PM
It's a small world after all it's a small world after all, its a small world after all,
its a small small world there is just one moon and one golden sun they play together and have lots a fun jimmyC is real weird,
obliviation is now feared its a small small world. We'll break out the guns and get ready to play, I think we all have some dolls to slay, if you run out of ammo just chuck a piano its a small small world, The rodents will help us in are difficult task, they will help us kick some dolly, errr butt
so if they don't die, they will surely fry!
its-a-smallllll-worlddddd-aaafter-alllllllll

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Eeyore
09-11-1999, 02:14 PM
one is the lonliest number,

one is the only number you will ever need, number!

(hint hint)

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beth
09-11-1999, 04:15 PM
Patricia, I think you need to do something about Eeyore!

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Eeyore
09-11-1999, 07:04 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
I'M FALLING FALLING FALL-SPLAT!

Patricia
09-11-1999, 09:16 PM
Sorry beth, I see Eeyore has been busy today (nice song!??)I think he's bored. Good thing I put the plug covers back in, he could have hurt himself while I was out. I am not a mule.

Jeff, I hope you are feeling better today. You stayed away from the wires I hope ...Jeff...Jeff??

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Jeff Handshaw 100+visits
09-12-1999, 12:09 AM
Just got back from a geekxxxx Star Trek convention here in SW FL, featuring Chekov and Martok and Brinke Stevens. I'm glad Chekov got time off from the Enterprise to be here. It's even more hard to believe that Chancellor Martok took time off from being the leader of the Klingons to come all the way to Earth to be here, too. I got their autographs, too...strangely their handwriting is so messy, you'd swear they signed someone else's name?!?
I'm glad the dolls let me go.

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JimmyC
09-13-1999, 07:52 AM
DEFCON 4 NOW !!!!!!!!!
All rodents return to base!
All Weapons released for defensive actions!

After rigging the discombobulator with a dimond drill, I was able to extract the Guinness from each bottle. In my rush, I failed to notice the added flavor of knock-out drops until it was too late. When I awoke, I was strapped to a rack, dressed in lederhosen and a grass skirt. Over in the corner was my pointy-haired boss accepting his bribe fron the evil dolls. I endured 10 minutes of a special IASW pagent. At this point, I Hulked out. Once free, I released one vile cloud of flaming flatuence, wiping out most of the demon dolls. Sadly, the grass skirt was flammable, so I had no choice but to jump in the moat. The piranhas appearently were not hungry, full from eating my truely 'Late-Boss' (told'm not to trust the dolls). I managed to make it back to base with the help of my trusty golden retriever. He had fun thinking the dolls were squeaky toys. They did squeak all right. Once per doll.
Sunday was spent horking up the nasty moat water and talking to various hallucinogenic apparitions.

The dolls are getting a bit nastier.

Eeyore, good work on that tune! It will be the song we sing going into battle! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

BTW, Jeff, didja ask if anyone at the convention had a spare Photon Torpedo? http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif


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Ed
09-13-1999, 10:16 AM
Was there a full moon this weekend ????

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Ozarker
09-13-1999, 11:00 AM
Was a victim of germ warfare!!!! (daughter had the stomach flu! ugh http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif )

Way to carry on without me, troops! I'm impressed and proud! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

(JimmyC- went to video store to rent movies to keep puke'n kid entertained, GUESS WHAT I SAW on the shelf??? Trilogy of Terror 2!! (was afraid to touch it, so I didn't rent it!)

JimmyC
09-13-1999, 11:38 AM
Altough I didn't talk on the Big White Telephone, I came **** near close all day Sunday. **** moat water....

The evil dolls are using Chemical and Biological Warfare. Little creatures are ignoring the Geneva Convention.
Guess I don't feel so bad about the many that became squeaky-toys for the dog. Also explains why the dog barfed up dinner yesterday...

Trilogy of Terror 2,,, another IASW doll run amok.

Time to send in the squirrels and chipmunks. http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif


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Ozarker
09-13-1999, 12:29 PM
TiggTigg5- I saw your explaination of IASW dolls on another forum "alien midgets". I like it!! (The girl at the next desk collects those little Toy Story aliens (one sits on top of her computer).

Another co-worker returned today from 2 weeks in Hawaii. She's brown and relaxed -- my desk was invaded and trashed by IASW dolls on Friday when I was out, so I'm a wreck! (Sorry, JimmyC, she couldn't find a grass skirt big enough for you! http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif She did bring us macadamia nuts though. http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif )

Opened my door Saturday at home and there were 2 black cats in my garage (I have ONE black cat and 1 white cat). The 2nd black cat was obviously a stray and starving. So, being a good samaritan, I feed it an let it stay. Of course, Bri falls in love with him cause he's really sweet, so I say she can keep him. I take him to the vet today to be checked out, and the vet just calls and says they're going to test him cause he might have a fatal cat disease that is very contagious!!! ahhh!!!

Double, triple, germ war-fare!! http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif

What a horrible Monday!!!!!! http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif

Guys, say something funny to cheer me up!

Ed
09-13-1999, 01:13 PM
Queen Maytag -
Sounds like you had a "fun" weekend - - NOT ! http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif

We really feared that you had been carried off by the evil dolls Friday - your absence was definitely noticed!

Don't mean to sound cold, but I've always told my wife that if/when our dog ever goes to that Great Fire Hydrant In The Sky, I want out next dog to be an inflatable; that way, when you travel you just let the air out, pack it in your suitcase and go. Whe you get where you're going, unpack it, blow it up (No, not *that* kind of "blow it up", JimmyC http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif ) pat it on the head, sit it in the corner, and simply leave it there all day. Never have to feed it, don't have to worry about it, shall we say, soiling the carpeting, don't have to walk it, etc. For even more fun, inflate it with helium. http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

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Ozarker
09-13-1999, 01:59 PM
It's nice to be missed ... sniff... sniff... so heartwarming (if this topic (IASW) can in any way be called that http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif )

My biggest fear at this time is for my 2 healthy cats. I would hate to think something bad would happen to them cause I took in a stray. (especially since they're so good at stalking and catching small creatures (dolls???) that try to sneak into our house. Still waiting to hear from vet, trying to think positive!

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Imalismom
09-13-1999, 02:13 PM
Will someone **please** take pity on the poor moderator that has to read **all** these replies... LOLFOTFWTIME

(okay - figure THAT one out)

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Contemporary: Dec 1998
Grand Floridian: Aug 1999
Up Next:
Grand Floridian: Dec 2000
All Stars: Jan 2001

Ed
09-13-1999, 02:51 PM
Sorry - - no mercy for the Moderators, even if they *are* Laughing Out Loud Falling On The Floor With Tears In My Eyes... http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

<See, I DO read the other posts...> http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

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JimmyC
09-13-1999, 03:14 PM
Sorry to hear about the cats http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif. Hopefully everything will turn out ok.

Ali's Mom, everything would be fine if the dolls would meet the following demands:
1) Remove all sparkly clothing to be replaced by potato sacks.
2) Wear Chewbaca masks forever.
3) Never sing that sappy-sugary song again.
4) Be relocated to the country of origin. US dolls will be relocated to Three Mile Island.
5) Not be allowed to multiply
6) Removal of all brain implants from their victims. (Those things keep messing up my radio stations)

The dolls have until Midnight, or the squirrels will begin offensive operations. I know it's short notice, but they messed with my beer. No Mercy.

That is all. http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

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Disneygurll
09-13-1999, 05:14 PM
Should we be worried about the little dolls at El Rio Del Tiempo? Will flaming flatulence(-as you so aptly put it JimmyC)bring these dolls to submission? Or are they invincible because they are used to that kind of warfare due to the fact there are a lot of people eating refried beans at the restaurant nearby?

Ozarker
09-13-1999, 06:24 PM
Excellent point Disneygurll (aren't we women clever??? http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif ) I think JimmyC should BE AFRAID because I know for a fact that ride is closed for refurb. (or it was when I was there 1st week Aug.), so I'm WONDERING what has happened to those dolls???? I'd resist the urge for tacos to go with your beer if it suddenly hits ya, JimmyC!

TiggTigg5 - was only slightly disappointed to find out how you knew the date of Beth's anniversary (do you ever forget anything you read???). I still think you're a spy (or at least have a photographic memory). Tell me if I'm close.... I have you pictured as a cross between Harrison Ford and Henry Fonda (before he died http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif but NOT JUST before, you know, a while back... (have I dug myself out yet?? http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif ). (Kinda gruff/dashing/wise)

I'm still working on my mental picture of JimmyC.....

Imalismom - "Gotta love us!" (we're kinda like the ugly step sisters/brothers you can't get rid of! http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif)

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Eeyore
09-13-1999, 09:37 PM
Okay another second time around post over here!
wrong password heregoes
-why doesn't anyone try to make a mental pic of me!? (wahhhh)
-Only one person compliments my odd insulting strange funkified IASW remake directed and produced by ME!
Thats not exactly what I had said the first time with the wrong password! but close enough!

The reason this always happens is Because I have a normal password on everything to do with computers but patricia took it so i had to make this one up and i always just by habit put my reg password in!

Eeyore
09-13-1999, 10:43 PM
I just wanted to tell everyone I'm not a winer that was just me being Eeyore i don't care that people don't give me credit. That was not meant to be snootie either. But yuh know I am a lonsome Donkey

^
My mom thinks I was wining

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-Eeyore

JimmyC
09-14-1999, 09:51 AM
Midnight has come and gone, and no word from the evil-dolls.
TiggTigg5, prep your A-10.
Typhoon, I want a lot of smoke on target (just kidding, thought I was a tank commander for a second http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif) As soon as recon is finished, draw up a fire plan to include everything, upto and including chemical weapons.
Jeff, get that Tinkerbell outfit dry-cleaned, you'll be leading the air assult forces.
Eeyore, I consider you a valuable member of the team. You will be in charge of Logistics. You will keep supply lines open and the flow of ammo, food, and beer going to the troops. You will work out of Splash Mountain. Since you are underaged, I have arranged a special shipment from Apu at Kwikimart for Green Squishy syrup, straight.
PHASE 1 RECON
Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers have been re-assigned to Chip and Dales Marine RECON. They will infiltrate IASW, recon the sparkly-outfit rooms, barracks, transports, and other main targets. If opportunity allows, they will plant various signaling devices, booby-traps, and monitoring systems.
Once they return, TiggTigg5 and Typhoon coordinate your attacks. Make sure to inform Jeff when the fires will shift for him to lead the Air Assult in. Don't need any toasted wings. Eeyore, keep all routes open and ride Splash Mtn. many times to distract the dolls.

That is all for now. Good Luck.

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JimmyC
09-14-1999, 09:56 AM
PAGE 5 ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TAKE NO PRISONERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE CANNOT DO A PAGE 6!!!!!!!

Did anyone think that Queen Matag's page would go this far?

BTW: Mental picture of me for Ozarker, the Norway troll is cuter http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif


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Ed
09-14-1999, 10:15 AM
All Hail, Queen Maytag !! Page Five !! Whodathunkit ??? http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

Okay, Queen Maytag, good detective work - you got me. I actually *AM* Harrison Ford. And, I identify closely with Norman Thayer, Henry Fonda's character in "On Golden Pond". <Actually, I've been told I look like a cross between Marty Feldman and Kathy Kinney.>

JimmyC - The A-10 (now disguised as a mini-MD80 with Continental paint job) is on the tarmac at MCO, but I'm having a tough time chasing away the provisioning folks who keep trying to load it with stale peanuts and flat soda. Ready to roll upon command!




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JimmyC
09-14-1999, 10:31 AM
GO GO GO!!!!!!!!

Typhoon's shifted fires and Jeff's team is going in! GREAT JOB of including DP with the VT!!!
WOW LOOK AT THAT! The evil dolls think Jeff's one of them and is giving the Air Assult force clearence all the way in!!!

Eyore, good job on keeping the ammo flowing!

Squirrels are in! Chip and Dales becons worked great. Boy, who woulda thought that those sparkly costumes would be that flammable! Some dolls are surrendering enmass!!! Whhhoooooohoohoooo, ZAP, ouch, that hurt. One of the evil dolls was in the tree with a dart gun. I feel soooo sleeeepy.
Eeyore JOLT COLA ASAP!!!
Ummmmmmm that works.

TiggTigg5, good job of taking out the MEGA-DOLL! How did you know it was disguised as a giant Richard Simmons doll?

Yep, I think page 5 is the limit. At least we proved it could work John!!!!


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Ed
09-14-1999, 10:39 AM
I thought that WAS Richard Simmons, and couldn't resist the opportunity...
Found out the hard way that my 30mm is firing stale peanuts; that's okay, they're just as lethal. Splash 1, Splash 2...
Think my afterburners just scorched Jeff's hindquarters as I went by - - sorry 'bout that!

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Ozarker
09-14-1999, 10:55 AM
As the dust clears on page #5, we anxiously await news from the front.... any casualties??? Is the world safe from threat of the IASW dolls??? Will the dolls counter attack and drive the Rebel forces back again??? Will JimmyC win a medal of (?)honor(?) for his (?)heroic(?) efforts?? Will TiggTigg5 settle back into partial retirement, or will he choose to lend his level-headed-support to the cause for life?? Are Typhoon and Jeff M.I.A., or will they crawl out of the jumgle, alive... but mentally scarred by the horrors they've seen??? Will Eeyore stand a chance of reaching a normal adulthood, or has JimmyC's weirdness rubbed off???

Only time will tell.... Stay tuned for the next exciting chapter http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

(PS The cat is fine! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif Just wormy, so I named him JimmyC.

Ed
09-14-1999, 11:19 AM
Wormy ??? JimmyC ??? Nah, I'm going to resist the evil forces and not go there...

The evil dolls counterattacked by firing Mickey Bars at the Warthog, so the turbines are a little dirty and clogged with melted chocolate, and part of Jeff's Tinkerbell costume is stuck to the vertical stabilizer (the polyester melted over the Continental logo), but I made it back to the BatCave relatively unscathed.

Film at 11.

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JimmyC
09-14-1999, 11:29 AM
WATCH OUT!!! THE EVIL DOLLS HAVE DIVERTED THE VOLCANO LAVA TOWARDS THE AUSTRALIAN CHIPMUNKS!!!
AAAHHHHHHHH ONE OF THE HULA DOLLS JUMPED ME!!!!

GETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!!MEDIC!!!GUINNESS!!!

OHHHH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!THE SINGED FUR AND BATTERED DOLL HEADS!!!!

RE-GROUP FOR COUNTERATTACK!!!!

(Hey, if this is going to be the final page, might as well go out in a Blaze of Glory)

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JimmyC
09-14-1999, 11:53 AM
HAAAAAAAA!!!!!
THEY FELL FOR IT!!!!

TROLLS ON THE LEFT FLANK READY!!!!!
BEANIE BEARS ON THE RIGHT FLANK READY!!!!!
(Did I mention that I've been feeding them Beanie Weinies and Bourbon, along with broccoli, all week?)

FIRE!!!!!

PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT

LOOK AT THEM SQUIRM!!! LOOK AT THEM RUN!!!!!!
THEY'RE NOT SINGING ANY MORE HURRRAAAYYYY!!!

I THINK THEY ARE READY TO SURRENDER!!!!!

YESSSSSS THEY ARE SURRENDERING!!!!!!

WHOOOOOOHOOOOOHOOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

BREAK OUT THE BEER!!!!!
BREAK OUT THE GREEN SQUISHIES FOR THOSE UNDER-AGE!!!!!!!
BREAK OUT THE BACTINE AND PEPTOL-BISMOL, I WAS TOO CLOSE TO THE FLAMING FLATULENCE ATTACK!!!!


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Ozarker
09-14-1999, 12:25 PM
Who says this is the last page??? http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

Patricia
09-14-1999, 02:09 PM
JimmyC, it must have been a proud moment for you to find out someone actually named a wormy stray after you.

I'm LOLROTHWTIME!

Onward Ho troops!

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patricia@intercot.com
Intercot Staff Member

JimmyC
09-14-1999, 02:50 PM
It was a proud moment indeed! Never had a cat named after me.

As the smoke/gas clears from the battlefield, much carnage can be seen. Doll parts litter the area, meg-doll smoulders, and singed squirrels and chipmunks clammer for Bactine.
We are using the trolls and bears butts to light the way for our reserve forces and mop-up operations. Guess I shouda limited it to Beanie Weinies and Bourbon only.

Casualties:
1,000,000,000,001 evil dolls destroyed/wounded.
250 squirrels wounded, 10 due to Friendly Fire (Stood too close to gas-laden trolls and bears)
150 chipmunks wounded due to lava and dolls.
1 MIA. I am sad to report that the only missing member was Major Eeyore. We told him to dilute the Green Squishies before drinking them. He was last seen terrorizing the Tiki Birds.

No deaths among our troops puzzling?

Well, they were sissy dolls who's only real weapon was that cutesy/sappy song and cherub faces. Simply blasting various rock music and drinking Guinness before the attack helped counter their powers.

The surviving dolls have agreed to all our terms, but do not care for having to wear the Chewbaca Masks. Knowing we have to give something up in return, I will allow them to take the masks off around their homes and children, since children still have that protective forcefield.
Since I do not trust evil dolls, they shall be under UN monitoring. NATO will also be keeping an eye on the situation.

Good work team!

There was one slight problem though......
A group of IASW dolls managed to escape.....
Could they re-build their forces......

Only time can tell http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif



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Ed
09-14-1999, 02:59 PM
Well, just finished cleaning up the Warthog. I couldn't understand the sickeningly-sweet smoke coming from the starboard engine until I found that I had inadvertently sucked one of those dear sweet little dolls into the intake. (Cough, cough - that smoke is stong!) I really feel sorry for the adorable little thing. I've got Mrs. TT5 breaking out the sewing machine to patch up this pitiful casualty of such a senseless slaughter (cough, cough)... I've hired an ambulance company to gather up other casualties and transport them quickly to the doll hospital for treatment; had to give them and the hospital all my credit cards, but, hey, it's for a very noble cause (cough, cough)... Gotta go; this smoke is really powerful!
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Ozarker
09-14-1999, 03:11 PM
JimmyC, the escaping group was probably that "new" group I saw in August that was added to the end of the ride, the ones dressed in green army fatigues that twirl their little machine guns in time to the music. http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

Admit it, wouldn't you be sad to see this topic end? http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif It's kind of comforting to come here and escape to all this craziness throughout the day... http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif

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JimmyC
09-14-1999, 04:50 PM
Actually, I'm worried about TiggTigg5. Seems he didn't learn from Trilogy of Terror that it's not wise to inhale the fumes of burning evil-dolls. http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif

Also Eeyore is still missing. Last seen trying to put the moves on a burro at Ft Wilderness.....

Sorry John, thought it would end at page 5.....



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Ozarker
09-14-1999, 05:03 PM
JimmyC - Oh no! You're right! Bad news for Karen Black in Trilogy of Terror!! We'd better watch TiggTigg5 carefully for any personality changes!

Sorry, too, John & Imalismom - guess if we stay here we don't mess up anyone else's topic too badly! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif Kinda like containing the evil (to some extent).

Ed
09-14-1999, 05:34 PM
I'm just fine, thank you, except for a terrific headache. I think it's from all the running around I've been doing all day, collecting up polyester stuffing material for transfusions for these poor victims of "the incident". I just can't imagine who could do such a thing to such sweet little creatures. Gotta go - - going out on International Drive with a cardboard sign asking for contributions to the cause; should do very well, because we all know nobody can resist the dolls!

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Ozarker
09-14-1999, 05:48 PM
Pssst! JimmyC, did you hear (read) what TiggTigg5 said??? I think the personality transformation is taking place...

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Eeyore
09-14-1999, 09:05 PM
I'm Back folks,
I realized who I was when I woke in goofy's
bounce house with an overly friendly cat that goes by the name of susan, or was it George,.... oh well.
I've discovered the location of the lost dolls they didn't see me though. They're right beside the... what was that omigod aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Eeyore
09-14-1999, 09:09 PM
I managed to escape but not for long the dolls were right by the castle.... I hear them coming ..... In the station AH there here run run RU....

Jeff Handshaw 100+visits
09-15-1999, 12:07 AM
We made it http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif
It was strange flying the opposite direction, but the new wire held...both of us!
Before we knew it, Fred and I we in the middle of it. Unfortunately the special heat seeking photon torpedoes promised me by Chekov didn't arrive. Strange, he swore that he'd get them to me, maybe there was something to that weird look he gave me. No, it must have been interference from that ******* Kirk http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif
We stayed undercover for most of the battle, singing and dancing in our Tinkerbell outfits, while sabotaging their main operations central.
It was a little scary when the main assault hit, knowing we were in the middle of it and all http://www.intercot.com/boards/redface.gif
Special commendations go out to Fred...
Near the end, when our cover was basically blown (I think it was when we deployed the Napalm), I lost concentration and stopped singing the Eeyore song. One of the dolls turned to me and started singing, but just as I fell into it's evil spell, Fred threw himself on the doll crushing it under his 300+ lbs. I think he got a cut http://www.intercot.com/boards/redface.gif
All, in all, it was very effective http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

When do we go after the dolls in Mexico?

***** Five Stars! Page 5 was a better sequel than Phantom Menace!

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JohnY
09-15-1999, 12:21 AM
You're assuming I'm still reading it at this point. Good assumption. To quote caddyshack "Don't you people have homes?" http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

I hate to ask if you plan to let this topic die at some point...

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john@intercot.com
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JimmyC
09-15-1999, 08:07 AM
Well John, I tried my best buuuuuuut:
TiggTigg5 needs assistance regaining his mind back.
Eeyore keeps vanishing, last seen trying to bribe Dumbo into flying him to the Skywalker Ranch.
Jeff and Fred pointed out that the dolls of Mexico are becoming evil.
Typhoon has been reassigned and is now leading Chip and Dales Marine RECON team in search of the escaped evil-dolls.
And, last but not least,Queen Maytag started it, seems to like this topic, and she named a wormy cat after me. Plus, you have to admit, it keeps us limited on bothering others (except for a quote now and then when someone leave themselves open).
She said it best, contain the evil which is what we are doing. http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

Besides, aren't you the least bit curious as to how many pages your system can take? http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

AND, now that we found out that Ali's Mom is a pilot, just think of the additional fun we can have!!!!! http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif

Zoinks, who put that box of Macedamia Nut Clusters on my desk? ZZaaappp Ouch ZZaaaappp ouch...


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Ed
09-15-1999, 10:52 AM
Where am I ? Better question - - WHO am I ?? All I remember is a lot of smoke and a nauseating feeling creeping over me. Can't find my credit cards, and I've got a bucket full of coins and a battered cardboard sign in my kitchen... There's a message on the answering machine from the airport telling me that my Warthog blew off the tarmac into the swamp because I didn't tie it down... Gotta get to MK to do an onsite damage assessment... Whaddayoumean it's closed ?
Oh, well... maybe I'll just kick back in the Lazy Boy, crack open a Guinness, and watch "The Little Mermaid".... as long as it doesn't have any of those dolls in it... http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

<< And as our fearless adventurers ride off into the sunset toward their next mission, the unspoken question is "Is there life beyond Page 5 ?" >>

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dpamac
09-15-1999, 11:20 AM
"I'm afraid Dave."

This thread has provided endless amusement. I found it amazing that a small group of people could continue this. Congratulations.

LONG LIVE "WHICH DOLL!!!!" The genius behind these posts will not be understood until unearthed by alien anthropologists trying to come to some sort of conclusion about our once great species.

To quote JimmyC on the day that he first encountered the dolls: "I have become Death--the destroyer of worlds."

Ed
09-15-1999, 11:31 AM
Or, will that future generation look upon these messages and think to themselves "So that's what life was like before civilization took over, huh ?" http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

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dpamac
09-15-1999, 11:40 AM
Hey, I once thought Henry Winkler was cool. This is evolution, my friend. http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif I can't even keep up. The progenitors of this thread have transcended beyond the rest of us. "We are worms." You have a legacy.

How can I type when all these voices keep talking to me? Quiet!

Ed
09-15-1999, 11:43 AM
Speaking of worms, how's JimmyC this morning ?? http://www.intercot.com/boards/biggrin.gif

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Ozarker
09-15-1999, 01:15 PM
Assuming you mean JimmyC the stray cat, he's better. Eats, sleeps, and requires fresh litter (putting it nicely http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif ) more than any cat I've ever seen. He slipped up behind my daughter while she examined the contents of the frige last night and tried to steal one of hubby's beer. Scary. He seems happy to have found a home. I seem to have a soft spot for sick animals. Guess that's why I like you guys so much. http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

Ed
09-15-1999, 01:18 PM
Actually, I didn't mean the cat, but good to hear he's doing okay. http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif
Tried to steal a beer, huh ? Sounds like you gave him the right name.
Gotta go and get my flea collar changed... later! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

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JimmyC
09-15-1999, 03:34 PM
ACK! Sorry, feeling a little wormy today.

I came to work to find a message stating :
"We will not give up! We who escaped shall be known as Binky's Raiders! We will rescue our commrades and sing our HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY songs while sipping Green Squishies"
Did I mention that Eeyore left the supply depo ungarded? Missing: One keg of Green Squishy Syrup and 30 straws.

We will find them. We will re-program, I mean, re-train them to fit into the real world. HEheHeeeahahehaheeheehehh

The dolls that surrendered are actually following the rules. In fact they are singing Ramones songs now. And doing their chores. And being polite. Hmmmmmmmm better make sure Eeyore doesn't have keys to the POW camp.....


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Ozarker
09-15-1999, 03:37 PM
And digging their escape tunnel....

Ozarker
09-15-1999, 04:51 PM
Psssttt! (whisper) I heard JimmyC might really be Jim Carrey! http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif But you didn't hear it from me.

dpamac
09-15-1999, 05:05 PM
All this time I thought he was Jimmy Caan. Or James Coco . . . but he's dead. Or is he? Wherever he may be . . . there are a lot of fumes.

Disneygurll
09-15-1999, 05:14 PM
BLASPHEMY!
How dare the evil dolls sing the anthem of Ren and Stimpy! I am ready to man my cardboard tank and take revenge with water pistols! I am also manned with several logs to bring the dolls to submission!
(Disneygurll wears army helmet, and conducts music with tinkerbell wand and now sings:
"Its log, its log,
its big its heavy its wood!
Its log, its log,
Its better than bad its good!"

Ed
09-15-1999, 05:24 PM
Okay, Floyd, you've done it now... you've turned all of these normally-sane people into absolute, raving maniacs... except, of course, MOI ! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

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Ozarker
09-15-1999, 05:35 PM
Harrison - I'm lost http://www.intercot.com/boards/redface.gif (still thrilled to know how to make embarrassed face) http://www.intercot.com/boards/redface.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/redface.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/redface.gif !!
Who is Floyd???????????????????? ????????????????????????????????

(PS-- There's a little nuts-o in everyone! When given the opportunity, it eventually slips out! http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

(PPS-- We're getting down to the wire again... Who will be BIG # 200 ?!?!?!

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Ed
09-15-1999, 05:41 PM
Queen Maytag -
Floyd is just an insignificant little bitty storm that's been in the news lately... Wanna try that embarassed face again ???? http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

Please let me know when the memorial service will be held for this topic... wouldn't want to miss it!

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Ozarker
09-15-1999, 05:53 PM
Ooppss!! THAT Floyd !!! http://www.intercot.com/boards/redface.gif Never claimed to be Goddess of the Weather!! It's been nice here!!

I think we should push on to page 6, for an even number, and to reply #200 (or whatever it takes to get to page 6). Then I can consider my mission accomplished. http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

Ed
09-15-1999, 05:56 PM
Sounds like a plan to me...

Might be nice where you are, but it's raining like the devil here - north edge of Floyd. We expect really rotten weather over the next 48 hours.

<Psssstttt - - this is # 199>

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Patricia
09-15-1999, 06:25 PM
I have nothing to add, but would like to ask John if he relized he would be host to a thread that has become a bit of a cult.

Also I wanted to do something significant today like 200!! Maybe page 6???

It also frieghtened me to know that Eeyore knows what green squishy syrup is. http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif (he filled me in)

***Yes it's a 6, now my days complete***

(Hmmm...I see I've been backed up a couple of notches. Oh well Jeff gets the #200. It was good while it lasted) http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

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patricia@intercot.com
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Ozarker
09-15-1999, 06:50 PM
http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif Eulogy Time http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif

"Which Doll" was a good topic... a bit strange, perhaps, but never purposely cruel... Well intended, if a bit side-tracked at times... It lead an exciting life, (sobb, sobb) a long life, (sniff) a life filled with mystery and intrigue... a life not to be forgotten soon...

It had many friends, some silent, some not so quiet.... friends who grew to know it well, and who came to understand each other better through it...

"Which doll" will be sorely missed by all....(except maybe JohnY http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif )

Friends, feel free to add to this eulogy, and to pay your last respects to the brilliant life of "Which doll" ... http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif

(boo, hoo!!!! sobb, sniff, boo, hoo, waaa!)

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Patricia- Congrats on your double achievement! Eeyore will be proud! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

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Queen Maytag resigning
her crown http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif hereafter
to be known simply as the
all-knowing, wonderful,
beautiful, intelligent,
extremely modest, and
oh so incredibly
witty "Ozarker" http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif
(I'd better give that
a double http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif )


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dpamac
09-15-1999, 07:06 PM
But . . this all begs the question. Only one or two posts from JimmyC? On this board? In one day? Could the dolls . . . I mean . . . you don't think . . .

Jeff Handshaw 100+visits
09-15-1999, 07:24 PM
Victory...Top of page 6 and post# 200 for Fred and me!

It was a long hard battle, but we made it.
Fred tore his tights, unfortunately though, oh, and he died. I've fixed his tights, though, in case he gets better http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

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Jeff Handshaw 100+visits
09-15-1999, 07:41 PM
Oh, he was only sleeping http://www.intercot.com/boards/redface.gif
Glad he woke up, I only had a few shovels of dirt to go http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif, and he has to work this weekend, unless WDW is still destroyed!
He was really happy I fixed his tights http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif
We had a real laugh afterwards, since this is the 3rd time he's risen from the dead just as I was burying him.

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Jeff Handshaw 100+visits
09-15-1999, 07:53 PM
Let's hope nobody finds out, but the real reason WDW had to close was because of the doll attack and the devastation we left. The worst being when Fred and I slid down the wire from the castle into the valley of the dolls, our combined weight bent the spire it was attached to.

The reason the other parks had to close, was, frankly, because a few of us got confused (by the music in their heads) and stormed the wrong parks.
One firebombed the poor naked mole rats at the AK http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif
Another is still lost in MGM's HIStheKids, thinking he was hit by a doll shrink ray.
The last one is prisoner of the dolls in Mexico, now...let's pray http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif

Jeff Handshaw 100+visits
09-15-1999, 08:12 PM
By the way, we managed to secure some magic spells and potions that the dolls use. Fred found a diary, and I scribbled down some incantations, which were being uttered by the dolls during the battle. I'm a little scared to try them too much. I tried one a little while ago and time seemed to repeat itself (about an hours worth), this must be how they make the ride seem to go on forever http://www.intercot.com/boards/redface.gif

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MK
09-15-1999, 09:23 PM
WOW!!! 6 pages!!! Is this the new Intercot Discussion Board record?

Disneygurll
09-16-1999, 12:44 AM
I'm beginning to sense(smell?) page 7 creeping up! Sniff sniff. Has someone been eating beans or is it another doll attack?

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Eeyore
09-16-1999, 12:58 AM
This, my friends is no topic. Nor will the war against those evil little crud muffins ever be over. My friends and companions will be sorry to know, the end of Eeyore will come at the end of this topic, for I will resign from general Eeyore to become lazy once more I have no other online needs to be forfilled I will make my closing statment as the lonsome donkey this " WHAT IS OUR PROBLEM THIS MUST NEVER END LONG LIVE WICH DOLL!!!" And besides I'm still being held captive by those dolls, their getting a bit out of hand. I think there must be a clone of me, I have never talked to Dumbo and I'm sure of that, let me explain, Just before the war I thought " if those dolls can clone sheep than why not donkies... Soon after that the blue prints were done, I had tracers, radar, cameras, the works built in pooh's house". Piglett has called me recently informing me on my whereabouts of the day. He E-mailed me a map of my still locations ( where I had been in a 12 foot radius of any ride) none of them were in fantasy land. JimmyC and Your Majesty Queen Maytag, Piglett is on Kangaroo back heading your way be prepared we're only half done this war. TiggTigg5 the dolls have me in mexico I managed to setup my equipment decently. but its not at its best. Please bring supplies Tigg I need you now more then ever ( well sept that time with the dog and the fridge ya know) Alright guhbye.

JimmyC
09-16-1999, 08:18 AM
We had a major power surge problem in our office that caused about 17 PC's to fry, and 5 to start on fire.

I suspect Binky's Raiders.......

Jeff, I just got the call from AK, the naked mole rats are not too happy, but they will recover. Collateral Damage is to be expected in such violent conflicts. Good job on the spells! Be careful, rumor has it, there is one spell used by the evil dolls that turn normal people into Geko lizards. That's why you see so many running around WDW.

Disneygurll, be carefull with the cardboard tank around the bears and trolls. The Beanie Weanies and Bourbon will take some time to clear their systems. Good idea bringing along LOG. Make sure Cmdr Horke(SP?) still knows how to use it. If not, get the Yak to use it.

We need to reorganize. The dolls have gone underground, literally, and are forming new allies. Thanks to Eeyore and TiggTigg5, the Pooh Tribe is on our side, but we need to keep an eye on the Dwarves. They tunnel. Maybe we can get the Pirates to keep them in line.

I think John's moving us hear was a good idea. We are now a bit more covert. http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

And Queen Maytag can continue her regain her crown!

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Ed
09-16-1999, 10:39 AM
Okay, troops... we've got a mole in our midst. How did word get out about the *true* reason the parks were closed???

THE THREAD LIVES ON !!!! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

Queen Maytag, you don't really think we'd let you abdicate the throne (no, not THAT kind of throne!) , do you ?? Sorry, but you are officially Queen For Life.

John, thanks for allowing this mecca of nonsensabilia (I just made that word up - - pretty good, huh ?) continue. It has proven to be an amazing example of imaginations run wild, and, besides, it's a heck of a lot cheaper than those nasty ol' therapy and electroshock treatments! ZAPPPPPP! Ouch!

Alright, troops - - Onward and upward! To Page 7 And Beyond !

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Ozarker
09-16-1999, 10:43 AM
"Which Doll" seems to be back by popular demand. What an honor! Just as I resigned myself to boredom... returned to monarchy!! Restored to reign over the Topic of Terror again. Poor Beth, what did she do to deserve this???? http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

Imalismom
09-16-1999, 10:49 AM
Actually, I would like to thank Beth for taking over this topic. I was not able to keep up with it, and instead of closing it down, she "volunteered" to take it over.

Please, for my sake, I'm asking you all, be nice to Beth, she still has her sanity http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif, and I'd like it to stay that way.

Also, please remember, that many children can read this topic, so please, before you add a reply, think "Would I like my child to read what I am writing..." If the answer is yes, then continue to play....

Have fun!



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Intercot Staff Member
Offsite: Dec 1986
Contemporary: Dec 1998
Grand Floridian: Aug 1999
Up Next:
Grand Floridian: Dec 2000
All Stars: Jan 2001

Ozarker
09-16-1999, 10:57 AM
Thanks, Beth, you're a doll !! ( http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif )

Ed
09-16-1999, 11:03 AM
Beth is a... a... a DOLL ??? Oh, no - another captive!! http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif

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beth
09-16-1999, 12:05 PM
I may be a doll, but I'm not "A DOLL".

Yes, I'm taking over with the transplant of this post...but you guys are a little too crazy for me, so I'll just check in periodically to see how the troops are doing.

And as Ali's Mom said, let's just remember that little eyes can see everything -- and I'm not talking about the dolls. Disney is family oriented you know! This isn't the Touchstone or Miramax board! http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

Thanks!

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beth@intercot.com
Intercot Staff Member

Ed
09-16-1999, 12:09 PM
Okay, Mom - - we'll behave. Honest. Have we ever lied to you before ?? http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

Thanks for "adopting" this thread - we really DO appreciate it! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif



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Ozarker
09-16-1999, 12:26 PM
Yeah... and anyone who gets outta line has to spend a night in IASW ALONE as punishment http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif (by royal order http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif )

Ozarker
09-16-1999, 01:52 PM
TT5 - Your post over on Stupid Survey reminded me of my parents. They, too, have a travel trailer (it's pretty cool, has one of those $lide-out thing$). A couple times a year they pack up, stock the frige and head out west with the schnauzer sitting between them. Dad's a retired state trooper (yep! You heard right. I'm a cops kid http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif ), and he thinks he still has to get far away from people to vacation. Mom, however, is getting a little west weary, and I'd love to talk them into trying WDW. Any suggestions?

(Beth, are you impressed? A normal post http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif )

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Ed
09-16-1999, 02:03 PM
Dad's a retired trooper, huh ? That explains a lot... http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif
I don't know exactly how you might talk them into going to WDW but I absolutely guarantee that if they ever try Ft. Wilderness they will become addicts! It's beyond a doubt the **BEST** campground I've ever visited, and I've been in a lot of them from Vermont to Ft. Myers and most points in between. Maybe you'd want to consider giving them a pair of 5-day passes or something for an occasion like a major birthday or anniversary, so they'd almost HAVE to go... Good luck!

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Ozarker
09-16-1999, 02:30 PM
Good idea, TT5! You know, it isn't easy being a cop's kid. Every date I ever had was either related to or friends with someone he'd arrested! I also got to attend self-defense and target shooting classes at a very early age! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif This will come in handy in case of future doll attack.
(had to turn the conversation back towards something weird...don't want to lose our following by being too normal... http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif )

Oh yeah, one more thing... took JimmyC to the vet again today, he'll soon be meowing a few octaves higher... http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

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Ed
09-16-1999, 03:12 PM
Poor JimmyC - - I just got a chill up my back! http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif

The rest of that last post makes perfect sense to me. http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

<YOU figure out what I'm talking about...>



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Ozarker
09-16-1999, 03:23 PM
TT5- Are you insinuating I dated losers? http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif What I really meant was "It's a Small World After All" http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif (thought you'd get me on that one, didn't ya??? http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif )

JimmyC
09-16-1999, 04:23 PM
Had to stop in for a quick "THANK YOU" for letting us continue our quest to root out evil-dolls.
First, I have some good newsand bad news:
Good:
We found Eeyore.
Bad:
He bazooka barfed a lot of Green Squishy Syrup all over the Austrailian Chipmunks.
Good:
Typhoon located a nest of Binky's Raiders
Bad:
They sang, Typhoon's RECON fell to their knees in pain, demon dolls escaped.

Gotta go, boy is today a Heck of a bad one.

Jeff, any luck in decoding more of the evil-doll spells?

Aurora
09-16-1999, 05:13 PM
I can't believe I got sucked in on this, but I had to see whether the number of posts on this thread was true or whether it was just someone posting "the dolls are evil" over and over again.

I was going to say you guys need a hobby, then I realized this IS your hobby. http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

"Go back to your lives, citizens." (OK, Disney fans, what movie is that one from?)

Ozarker
09-16-1999, 05:29 PM
Aurora- We HAVE lives, that'a why we escape here http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif A mini vacation into fantasy... with as many youngins as you have to take care of, you might want to try it.... Great way to let off steam http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

Now back to our story...

A most upsetting occurance at work! We discovered a "peep" hole big enough to stick your hand through in the ceiling of the womens restroom. Everyone else suspects shifty court-ordered community service workers. I, alone, realize the truth. I tried to explain it was really a band of escaped, tunneling, IASW dolls, trying to take ME, the one true Queen, hostage, in an effort to flush out the rebel forces... The other girls just rolled their eyes, and my supervisor asked "how many days until your next vacation?" Now, why would she ask that...

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dpamac
09-16-1999, 05:39 PM
Flush out? Please tell me that was an accident. http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

Suffice it to say, Queen, that you have your avid supporters. We watch the posts and thank the maker that we aren't involved. Yet, like a bad movie, we can't help but keep watching. Yet, we have no political motivation to join either side. Yep, that's right . . . We're just like the majority of the country.

Ozarker
09-16-1999, 05:51 PM
Actually, it was an accident, buy after I read back over it, I realized it sounded clever (not to mention appropriate) http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

Sometimes I wonder, just how many "secret" readers we have out there... how many people "hide" their computer screen when they're reading these posts and someone walks into the room??? We're like a cheap romance novel that you can't wait to read, but you carry around in a brown paper bag... http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

Patricia
09-16-1999, 06:44 PM
Hang in there beth, it's gonna be a long one. http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif




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Typhoon
09-16-1999, 07:07 PM
Aurora, Come on, "Toy Story!!!" http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

Eeyore
09-17-1999, 02:40 AM
I'd just like to congradulate JimmyC & Tiggtigg5 and whoever else I was talking to about my equipment. Thankyou all for helping me escape Mexico, but we must not forget my clone still romes Disney World we've gotta find it. Oh yeah what was JimmyC doing at the Little Mermaid character greeting or was that him..........
tune in next time for B*A*S*H* does JimmyC have a clone, Will the Queen live or will her evil brother Scab kill her and blame her child, Did piglet ever reach Jimmy or did he just reach the clone, nobody knows. Till next time this is Eeyore signing off.

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JimmyC
09-17-1999, 08:54 AM
Ariel and her friends are part of a sea surveillance team that I had to set up.
Typhoon's recon managed to find parts of the subs from 20,000 hidden in Mexico so I sent Piglett to check the warehouse.

He discovered most of the subs are gone.

Osarker, I just dispatched the Austrailian Chipmunks to check out that hole. They will also provide security. Just make sure your cats are well fed http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif


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Imalismom
09-17-1999, 09:59 AM
Is there a IASW doll for taking care of accident victims...

The one call a parent HATES to get...

Mom, I just got in a car accident... I think I'm okay (and then we spent 7+hours in the ER room), seems a truck decided in the middle of the freeway to just STOP. Period.
Stop. in the fast lane.... and my daughter
is driving 70 miles an hour BEHIND them and could not stop, well, she did stop, but after her Nissan was UNDER their pickup truck... and the icing on the cake? They got their truck started again (finally) and drove off!!!! And no one thought to get the license plate number of the truck.

She's okay, just a little sore.... okay, a whole lot sore, but physically okay.

so.. which doll is for her?

Ali's Mom

Ozarker
09-17-1999, 10:32 AM
I think it was one of the evil dolls driving the truck! JimmyC, TiggTigg5, Typhoon, Jeff, Eeyore, retaliation time!!

Your daughter's guardian angel must have already been in place for her to have escaped serious injury. For mom, I prescribe a big fluffy Winne the Pooh to cling to (and cry with relief into)! I'm so glad she's ok. Don't stupid drivers make you want to scream?!

Patricia
09-17-1999, 11:35 AM
I think an accident would require all 6 IASW dolls included in the Mini bean bag collection. (Anything with beans in must be on the side of our faithful troops) http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

I am so glad to hear she's going to be Ok.

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Ozarker
09-17-1999, 12:14 PM
I really, really dread the day my daughter turns 16. Luckily, I have a few years. Is there really an IASW beanie collection?? If so, JimmyC really needs a set for Christmas. Anyone want to go in with me on that one?? http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

JimmyC
09-17-1999, 12:28 PM
Good to hear your daughter is ok Ali's Mom.

During a very bad ice storm many years ago, my friend did the same thing with his Gremlin into a semi. Though he had bruises on his shoulder from the seatbelt, he would have been killed without it.

Sadly, all IASW dolls that were captured are in a lockdown due to Binky's Raiders trying to tunnel into the POW camp.

I'll send a group of squirrels though to provide extra protection. Jeff can use one of the spells to teleport them. They'll be disguised as regular squirrels hanging out in your trees.

I would have sent some trolls, but who woulda thought that the effects of Beanie Weinies and Bourbon would last this long....



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Ozarker
09-17-1999, 02:08 PM
Last winter the squirrel population was so large in the Ozarks and the acorn crop so small, we fed about 2 dozen who had taken up residence in our yard sunflower seeds for several months. I think the squirrel leader camped out in our yard. He was a big, fat, red guy who hogged sunflower seeds and wouldn't run into the trees at the slightest noise like the others. We called him Big Red. Perhaps he's now Major Red, or maybe just Red for short???

The custodian checked out the space over the women's restroom this morning... he couldn't understand what made all those tiny foot prints in the dust... He did report hearing rustling in the walls, and he suspects rats...

Aurora
09-17-1999, 02:36 PM
Ali's Mom -- Hope your daughter is feeling a little better; what a terrible, traumatic experience for everyone.

Typhoon -- Whew!! For a second I was afraid no one knew.

JimmyC
09-17-1999, 02:41 PM
Rats, hmmmmm

Looks like Binky's Raiders have recruited from the other end of the rodent pool....

I'll send some trolls to gas them out. http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

Ozarker
09-17-1999, 03:28 PM
Aurora & Typhoon - What's the secret??? I'm having difficulty decoding "Toy Story"????

TiggTigg5 is quiet today. Maybe someone should check on him. He could be bound & gagged in the trunk of his car... the evil, renegade dolls could be using his travel trailer as a portable headquarters...

Later... as I sat here working (?) I answered my own question - "Go back to your lives citizen" ! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

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beth
09-17-1999, 05:00 PM
IAM, SOOOOOO sorry to hear about your daughter. And am glad to hear she's ok!

That was definitely not an evil doll driving the truck it was a...well, I can't say it because this is a family board and we all had that discussion about what not to say...But you get my drift.

Sounds like you could use a hug from Cuppy though...if I can ever get "my" computer (at home) working on line after the storm problems I will send you a secret Cuppy message guaranteed to make you feel better.

Driving was a nightmare for me last night. I think the dolls prayed to the rain god for Floyd to hit me up here. They all must have been spraying water on the road for hours to get the "lake" that I encountered on the way home quite so deep. But with a little luck and the guardian Cuppy looking over me, I made it home!

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Ozarker
09-17-1999, 06:17 PM
Friday afternoon... boards seem quiet again. Am I the only one who gets stuck at work on Friday afternoons??????

Poor TiggTigg... still bound and gagged and no one to rescue him http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif

It's about time for Eeyore to get out of donkey school, so I expect a report from him soon.

JimmyC seems to be keeping his nose to the grindstone these last couple of days. Could it be the pointy haired bosses are scarier than IASW dolls???

http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif Gee, rolled over to page 7 all by myself!! I do have Beth to thank for her lake report though! At least SOMEONE has something interesting to say during this boring afternoon! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

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Disneygurll
09-18-1999, 12:14 AM
Every time I leave my desk and return I find my cat sitting on my chair in front of the computer. I fear she may be negotiating via email with the secret doll base in the now closed Discovery Island. Should I be worried? What would a little white and black cat have to gain from the evil animatronics? Do they have connections to the International fish market or are they harvesting large crops of Catnip all over the island? Hmmm. Better watch the little sneak.

Aurora
09-18-1999, 01:17 PM
You know, this isn't really a bulletin board topic. It's a chat room in disguise. Maybe we can get a REAL one on this site, hmmm???? What would it take? What's the significance? I DON'T KNOW! http://www.intercot.com/boards/smile.gif

How about that one Typhoon? Probably too easy for you.

Eeyore
09-19-1999, 07:25 PM
Sorry Iv'e been so long I encountered someone very familiar to me on the way back from school. After about 15 seconds I realized it was ME! I turned and jumed him, I thought I would be able to take him in to the Declonalizer5000 to turn him back to his original form. I picked him up by his elbows and started dragging him. I was nearly home when about 50 dolls attacked me. I had recently veiwed a streetfighter cartoon and I remembered how Ryu could make fireballs. I stood the same way that he had and focused all my energy on my hands and the dolls. My fingers started to tingle like they were falling asleep. A green and blue plasma enery orb was forming between my palms. I started to feel woozy so I released the orb, big as four heads mushed together, and it split to little orbs blasting all the dolls into oblivious catron matter (O.C.M.), wich is what all the dolls are basicly made of. I picked up my clone again and moved quickly. IF YOU SEE EEYORE SOMEWHERE ON THE BATTLE FIELDS PLEASE RADIO HIM TO MAKE SURE IT IS THE REAL ONE, THERE COULD BE MORE. Alright that was my report.

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Jeff Handshaw 100+visits
09-20-1999, 12:45 AM
Been on vacation at WDW this weekend. You can check it out at: http://www.naples.net/~nfn09449/99bd.html
Glad Eeyore was rescued.
Sorry about the "real" accident, glad everyone is ok.

Unfortunately I have to report that after visiting IaSW on Saturday morning with my daughter and brother, we found it re-stocked with dolls?!? Is this more of the evil doll-magic that Fred and I witnessed during the siege or some more of that Disney Magic that we've heard so much of?
To cover up their return from the dead, they used their magic to make me sleep. Despite my eyelids being extremely heavy, I still witnessed the horror!
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Unrelated and sane...Hurricane Floyd apparently pushed off the soft opening of some of the millenium stuff at EPCOT from 9/19 to 9/25.

Ozarker
09-20-1999, 10:25 AM
Disneygurll- I think your cat is keeping up with the exploits of my cat JimmyC, who by the way is back home after his surgery, doing great, bound and determined to remain a house cat!

WHERE IS TIGGTIGG5???????

WHERE IS JIMMYC??????????


JeffH - What a beautiful child (is dad a little proud???)!!!! Thanks for sharing with us!! It's nice to see how normal you guys are that I joke around with! ha.

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Imalismom
09-20-1999, 10:37 AM
Jeff... your little one looks precious!....

Looks like she had a wonderful time!

Ali's Mom

JimmyC
09-20-1999, 02:00 PM
Disneygurll, not to worry, your cat is on assignment to find the rats that allied with Binky's Raiders. For every rat she dispatches, she gets a special IASW Catnip toy. It might squeak once,,,,, http://www.intercot.com/boards/wink.gif

Jeff, CUTE kid! So, the dolls are using the sleeping spell again. Your daughter's force-field should have protected you, but if Uncle Norm was along, there might not have been enough power for two adult males.

Right now my biggest worry is the missing subs. Does anyone else think it's a little strange that the boats of AK are also missing?

Could they be prepping for invasion via the 20,000 Lagoon?

Ozarker
09-20-1999, 02:13 PM
I've heard those Hawaiian dolls are really good swimmers...

I'm still worried about TT5. He could have suffocated in the trunk of his car by now. http://www.intercot.com/boards/frown.gif

JimmyC
09-20-1999, 03:00 PM
Maybe I shouldn't have sent him and Typhoon on a beer run so close after the battle.

Especially when they stated that they were REAL thirsty......

Eeyore, sending you the Clone-Be-Gone spray. Just make sure to use it in a well ventilated area and keep it away from flames.


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