Anybody got any...

[Ed]

...Bourbon Beanie Weenies and/or Cotton Candy ?

[dlpmikki]

Um .... No?

Will you be bringing some to the Poly? :D

[Ed]

Might have to sideline the Poly....there's evil dolls to be dealt with.

[Lizzy]

I'm here! Sorry I am late!

What's my assignment?

[Ed]

I'm here! Sorry I am late!

What's my assignment?

10 Demerits, soldier!

Your assignment is recon. Get into your cammies, get that grease paint on your face, belly-crawl into enemy territory, and find out what those :thedolls: are up to.

[Lizzy]

yay good thing I have my bunny slippers!

oh uh Cammies? I thought you said Jammies. Can I just wear these anyway? they are super comfy.

[Ed]

yay good thing I have my bunny slippers!

oh uh Cammies? I thought you said Jammies. Can I just wear these anyway? they are super comfy.

You're only supposed to wear them to WalMart. But desperate times call for desperate measures. Go for it, as long as they don't have any Universal characters on them.

[Ed]

I'm becoming concerned about Corporal Lizzie. She's MIA. Either she's been captured by the :thedolls:, or she forgot to take her walkie talkie AGAIN, or she's busy downing a Dole Whip instead of carrying out her assignment. All units, report any sightings.

[weswerx]

didn't see Lizzy, but did find a charred bunny slipper...

[Lizzy]

Sorry. Jammies were comfy and i fell asleep.

I lost a slipper. I think they stole it

[JanetMegan]

B-52s have been buzzing overhead here all day. Seems they are hunting for something...

[Ed]

B-52s have been buzzing overhead here all day. Seems they are hunting for something...

Having problems with mine. The orange with black stripes (or is it black with orange stripes?) needed washing, the battery was dead from being out of service for so long, and I can't find the keys. Had to call AAA (Abandoned Aircraft Assistance) to change 16 tires. :shrug: I'll catch up eventually.....

[Lizzy]

My jammies dont match yellow and black stripes

[Lizzy]

But i am going to epcot on saturday. I heard therr was a small cell operating in mexico. If i can make it past the margarita distraction they have set up i will attempt some recon...

[Ed]

My jammies dont match yellow and black stripes

ORANGE and black, soldier !! That's another 10 demerits.

[Ed]

But i am going to epcot on saturday. I heard therr was a small cell operating in mexico. If i can make it past the margarita distraction they have set up i will attempt some recon...


Tenga mucho cuidado. He oído que están armados con churros y burritos de frijoles. And above all else - - Por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas.

[Lizzy]

Tenga mucho cuidado. He oído que están armados con churros y burritos de frijoles. And above all else - - Por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas.



Uh. Si

[Ed]

Uh. Si

:shake: This army is in deep trouble.

In other news, I received a video this afternoon indicating that Imalismom and Figgie are being held hostage by the :thedolls:. We need more recruits in order to launch a successful rescue mission.

Where are all our volunteers when we need them the most ? :confused:

[Lizzy]

We need to signal the troops. Where have they all gone?

Wait, I know how to get them here


:marg::beer::marg::beer::marg::beer::marg::beer:


Drinks are on the bar people!

[weswerx]

:shake: This army is in deep trouble.

In other news, I received a video this afternoon indicating that Imalismom and Figgie are being held hostage by the :thedolls:. We need more recruits in order to launch a successful rescue mission.

Where are all our volunteers when we need them the most ? :confused:

The dolls may have become cannibalistic over the years...heard they were going to make "Figgie" pudding...

don't worry, I'll start on digging the escape tunnel...now where did I put that spoon?

[Ed]

Godspeed, Weswerx. Once you have tunneled into the waterway and rescued the hostages, scoop up a ton or two of all those coins. I had no idea how much it costs to put 16 new tires on my trusty BUFF.

Oh, and by the way.... if the hostages insist on singing THAT song incessantly, permission is granted to waterboard them on the backside of water.

[weswerx]

oops, dug the wrong way...think I'm in China because everything is upside down.
Anybody want take out while I'm here?

[Lizzy]

Oh me! General tso please!

[Ed]

Attention, troops !

FOCUS !!!!

You're straying from the objective, and poor Imalismom and Figgie are still among the missing. Intelligence (which seems to be lacking lately, but I digress...) indicates that they are in another area of enemy territory today, held captive and being tortured on a runaway elevator in a rundown hotel. Try to locate and free them from their captors. If the captors are caught, tie them into seats in Stitch's Great Escape for a few days. That should be enough to make them mend their ways.

[Lizzy]

Intelligence? We have that? Who is in charge of that?

[weswerx]

I couldn't find any General Tso, so I brought you some Colonel Sanders...
any way...tunnel is dug, but now it looks like I'm going to need to dig another...I'm gonna need a bigger spoon...

[Lizzy]

Maybe one of the Ten Eds will be your big spoon ;)

[Beach Club Babe]

Did someone say drinks?

[weswerx]

Did someone say drinks?

yes, yes they did...but you have to earn them first...grab a spoon and help me dig. We have to dig an elaborate set of tunnels under the Magic Kingdom, that will allow us access to all of the attractions in case we have to free any potential prisoners. I only wish someone thought of this earlier...:crazy:

[Beach Club Babe]

Ooh, does it help that my son works in MK? I'll just swipe his ID and uniform and I'm in! If you see a suspicious Tomorrowland worker, it's just me.

[weswerx]

undercover work, I like that...ok, you can have a drink now...
:marg:

[Ed]

Oh, what's a General to do when the troops are so easily distracted ? I think it's time for some refresher training. http://intercot.com/discussion/showthread.php?49427-Which-doll

[Lizzy]

Yay heather made it! Have a drink on me!


Ed, that didnt mean pour it on me. But you have my attention sir. What is todays assignment?

[Ed]

Imalismom has been detected in the vicinity of a snow-capped mountain, possibly being held captive by a large hairy but immobile creature near a strange backward-running railroad. Go determine if this is true, but be careful not to Yak on the Yeti. That tends to irritate him/her/it/whatever...

[weswerx]

Great digging to another park...ah forget it, I'll just take the tank...
Much better...rolling up now...I can hear screaming from here...must be some horrible torture going on in that mountain:thedolls:...also, it seems they have immobilized the yeti...the Yeti is down...the yeti is down (someone should write a song about that) :yeti:
Sending in the trained squirrels to hopefully free the Yeti. :squirrel::squirrel::squirrel:

[Beach Club Babe]

My intelligence tells me that she may have been taken back to the cretaceous period. There may be glitter storm disguised as a meteor shower. BE CAREFUL!

[PirateLover]

New Recruit here! Ready for cocktails :marg:and battle :thedolls:

[Lizzy]

I heard the General is having dinner at Ohana's tonight. He didn't bring us. We could have brought binoculars and spied on the :thedolls:

:papple: Lapu Lapu makes better soldiers, everyone knows that!

[PirateLover]

I heard the General is having dinner at Ohana's tonight. He didn't bring us. We could have brought binoculars and spied on the :thedolls:

:papple: Lapu Lapu makes better soldiers, everyone knows that!

If that's true, I'll fall right in with the ranks :papple::papple: :dizzy:

[Lizzy]

Enough lapu lapu and we may all be falling

[Yungbuck73]

WOW i have ZERO idea what this thread is about!:confused:

[weswerx]

That's perfect, especially if you get captured by :thedolls: ...of course, their methods of torture are of the worst kind...stuff nightmares are made of...

[Ed]

The General is in a meat coma this morning.....:tikki:....:sleepin:

[Lizzy]

Where did everyone go? Did they get captured?

[Ed]

WOW i have ZERO idea what this thread is about!:confused:

Well, then, you need to do the refresher training mentioned on the previous page, if you dare.

[PirateLover]

Sorry guys, I got stuck doll-hunting in the hot air balloon as I got a sudden onset of vertigo... maybe from those lapu lapus.

[Lizzy]

I am going Soarin in a hanglider tomorrow, I will try to some hunting while in the air

[cer]

I am going Soarin in a hanglider tomorrow, I will try to some hunting while in the air

Gee, Lizzy, that'a a world-wide excursion, now. Please don't get lost in the fake Taj Mahal...

[Lizzy]

Good point. The glider doesn't have gps. Hmmm

[dlpmikki]

Good point. The glider doesn't have gps. Hmmm

My watch does. I'll make sure I take it everywhere with me next week so I don't get lost while hunting. Worst case I can make an SOS call from it if the dolls capture me.

[Lizzy]

So i think the dolls took over my boss. They had me distracted with actual work all day!

[Ian]

Hmmm ... might have to dust off the old B-52 and start goin' :thedolls: hunting!

[Ed]

Mon GPS a été piraté. Je suis entré dans Disneyworld et il m'a emmené à Disneyland Paris. Et je n'ai plus de carburant. Un peu d'aide, s'il vous plaît. :(

[Lizzy]

As I was Soarin over the Eiffel tower I think I saw a dude in red shorts down below looking for help. Is anyone in the area that can go find Ed? You should be able to find him easy, the red shorts really stand out

[Ed]

Must have been somebody else. It's cold in Paris. I'm wearing a red parka, and I'm at the Louvre checking for :thedolls: statues that are suspiciously moving and singing. :eek:

[Lizzy]

I cannot believe there are more than one pair of those shorts out there. I just can't

[Ed]

My new ones.

[Lizzy]

:stop:









:bolt:

[Imalismom]

Haha... they thought they could keep me down....

I sent boat numbered "13" rowing out to the Poly bungalows singing some song about laughter as they assigned the tiniest of spiders to spin their web on the rungs of balconies over the lake.... I have reconnaissance pictures proving they were successful.... wonder what damage they can do in Boulder.... off to see what I can do.....

[Imalismom]

My watch does. I'll make sure I take it everywhere with me next week so I don't get lost while hunting. Worst case I can make an SOS call from it if the dolls capture me.

got a report that they stole a picture of Andrew wearing his white fedora.... can you confirm?

[dlpmikki]

got a report that they stole a picture of Andrew wearing his white fedora.... can you confirm?

No, the photo is safe, just a case of mistaken hat syndrome. No dolls involved. GPS tracking working well. The green lightsabers came in handy too. :thedolls:

[Ed]

Don't pay the ransom ! I've escaped !

After being held captive against my will in some Polynesian Wilderness, I've managed to evade the wily :thedolls: and fuel prices have dropped enough that I've been able to fuel the B-52. Now that I have a better idea of where the :thedolls: can be found, we are in a better position to launch an all-out operation. The Bourbon Beanie Weanie Bombs are in place, and the Barry Manilow 8 track is in the dashboard player. Now, if I could only find the keys.... :shrug:

[Lizzy]

I have the keys!

*starts running, trips falls and keys go flying


um nevermind. I haven't seen them :blush:

[Imalismom]

Keys --> Check <-- found them in some bungalow....

Keys now in Alabama - Check

Gotta keep the keys from the :thedolls:

[Imalismom]

:thedolls: 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10..11...skip a few.... 232.... :thedolls:

we will return..... 10-12-2017 is now in our sites.... :thedolls:

or is it sights? :thedolls:

[Ed]

I can't believe how much the locksmith wants to make new keys for the B-52. :eek: So I told him to forget it, and tried hotwiring it. As soon as the burns heal and my hair grows back in, I'll try again. In the meantime, I'll look for shoes that aren't melted and start hoofing it toward the :thedolls: lair.