Will I be teased for wearing Jorts to the parks?

[Babe the Blue Ox]

The original Jorts thread is three years old today.

The Jorts thread now needs a ticket to enter the parks.

However, the Jorts thread cannot accumulate FastPasses as that is no longer acceptable behavior.

The Jorts thread always goes to the 2nd showing of Fantasmic because the wait time is only about 10 minutes and it doesn't like long waits.

The Jorts thread likes to ride Midway Mania, but only late in the evening when most other threads are waiting in that long line for the 1st Fantasmic.

The Jorts thread has never made an ADR and eats lunch/dinner wherever it wants, just at non-typical times.

The Jorts thread always rides the Resort Monorail when leaving the Magic Kingdom.

The Jorts thread does not like Boarin', well just because.

The Jorts thread also does not like Festival of the Lion King, but adores Beauty and the Beast.

The Jorts thread was once teased by CMs for wearing a Disneyland shirt to WDW. That wasn't very nice.

The Jorts thread sometimes wanders over to Universal and then wonders why.

The Jort thread doesn't miss Horizons but does miss Mister Toad.


There. That should do it.

[Main Street Jim]

:high5::silly::high5::silly::high5::silly:

[Mrs Bus Driver]

:mickey: :funny: Now I have to go and read the original jorts thread all over again:thedolls:.

[WDW-Geek]

:thumbsup:

[TinkerbellT421]

:mickey: :funny: Now I have to go and read the original jorts thread all over again:thedolls:.

Ditto! lol :mickey:

[DVC2004]

:mickey:

Fannie Doolee loves puppies but she hates dogs.

[TinkerbellT421]

Haha! Found the old Jorts thread and now I remember the first time DBF saw it back then and looked at me and said "Wait, jorts are not in style?" with this complete :confused: look! lol

[SBETigg]

Oh no, jorts thread is back! Jorts Redux. Jorts are best when worn with a fanny pack.

[goofy89]

Haha! Found the old Jorts thread and now I remember the first time DBF saw it back then and looked at me and said "Wait, jorts are not in style?" with this complete :confused: look! lol

Same thing happened to me! That thread made my fiance stop wearing jorts! To this day I have never seen him wear them again!

[caryrae]

Now if there was Zuborts (zubaz shorts) that would make my collection complete.

[TikiLounger]

This is so funny! I haven't been here in a while...a year maybe?...and I saw this thread title and thought, "Oh my! Are they STILL talking about jorts?" :haha:

[LarryBoy]

It's Jorts Reloaded! The second highly anticipated and grossly inferior second post in the Jorts Trilogy. :cool:

[brownie]

For those of you who missed it the first time around: Will I be teased for wearing Jorts to the parks? (http://intercot.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=153336&highlight=jorts)

[CuteAsMinnie]

:haha: :silly: :haha: :silly: :haha: :silly:

Does ne1 still use/wear a fanny pack? :silly:

I can't wait to tell DH how cool he really is because he never wore jorts!!!:cool:

[BrerGnat]

Jorts are best when worn with a fanny pack.

And sandals with socks.

[Belle of the Ball 051411]

I am so lost and have no idea what said previous "jorts thread" is about, but just reading this thread cracks me up!

[darthmacho]

Someone please clarify...what exactly are Jorts?

Are they any jean shorts or a specific style? I'm asking because jeans and jean shorts are pretty much all I wear. :blush:

[BrerGnat]

Someone please clarify...what exactly are Jorts?

Are they any jean shorts or a specific style? I'm asking because jeans and jean shorts are pretty much all I wear. :blush:

Oh, Darth. Oh no....

[Melanie]

:beat:

[SBETigg]

And sandals with socks.

Yes! You know how we roll. :thumbsup:

[sweetsavannah]

OMG I remember that thread! First time I heard them called jorts. Definitely too funny :D

[natstroop]

Aren't jorts cut-off shorts from jean pants? Not regularly made jean shorts? Where I live, no one wears anything but jean shorts.

[Dyanna]

Crocs & Socks LOL:nono::noway:

[tcswife]

Dang you got my crocs and socks!By the way anyone that needs to see what jolts are, just go to Old Navy they sell them and are being advertised in the windows in the ATL area.:mickey:

[BrerGnat]

Dang you got my crocs and socks!By the way anyone that needs to see what jolts are, just go to Old Navy they sell them and are being advertised in the windows in the ATL area.:mickey:

Apparently, in the world of fashion, the 80's/90's are making a comeback.

Brightly colored pants and crazy plaids and stripes together...

This is how I feel about that: :ack:

Jorts are okay under ONE condition: They are shorter than knee length but longer than crotch length AND they are worn by a female under the age of 30.

[Alaska Disney Fan]

I work in retail and my company sells tens of thousands of pairs of Jorts every year, nation wide, I think your safe to wear them :thumbsup:

[tjstrike]

Jorts... Bahahaha !!! Still in style,


Right. :D

[BrerGnat]

I work in retail and my company sells tens of thousands of pairs of Jorts every year, nation wide, I think your safe to wear them :thumbsup:

Denim overalls are still being sold too, but unless you are a farmer, I wouldn't advocate wearing them either. :D

[LVT]

Thank you Melanie for the great icon.

[Babe the Blue Ox]

Bump for the 4th anniversary of Jorts

[Mrs Bus Driver]

Happy anniversary:pixie: Jorts thread. Now I'll have to read it again :mickey:

[VWL Mom]

:party: Happy anniversary jorts

[BhamWriter]

If you go to an SEC school, you ridicule University of Florida fans who attend football games wearing jorts. This was told to me by my oldest son, who graduated from Alabama and, even today, dresses up even to watch a game at a sports bar.

On the other end of the spectrum, would I be teased for wearing coat and tails? Or would it only be acceptable if the tux were made of denim (a "jux," I suppose)?