Message by Smilies?

[EeyoresBestFriend]

I was just creating a reply with a smilie and wondered if you could create a proper message with 8 smilies and very little words . . . .
Here's my attempt:

:silly: or what?
I :photo: my next :mickey2: :vacation: and :D! After all it's only :spend:, Right?
I wish I could :teleport: there for :fworks: !

[steamboat willy]

We r :car: 2 :mickey2: N only 20 days.
Can't wait 2 C :mjump:&:goofy:!
We hope to :eat: @ :rain: Forest & later :beer: @:vacation:
Steamboat Willy

[darthmacho]

One :moon: we went to the :lei:.
The :eat: was :thumbsup:,
but my :bride: had too many :marg:
and almost got :sick: on the bus.
The next day we both had quite a :ill:.