Kids are Quick ( humourous )

[RAIDER]

I hope you enjoy them :thumbsup:


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

[Diznee4Me]

You always post the funniest stuff. Thanks for the laugh this morning.

[RedSoxFan]

Very funny. I will have to copy this to my niece who is in college studying to be a teacher.:D

[tink179]

Very cute! These sound like answers my 6 years old would say!:secret:

[Jeff]

Very funny!:)

[ibelieveindisneymagic]

:funny::funny::funny:

Some of these sound like what my daughter would say.

[phillydan]

Here is an actual event that confirms we are a Disney family:

Kindergarden Teacher (during lesson on how plants grow): Class, does anyone know what pollination means?

My son: That's a hotel at Disney World!

[PirateLover]

As a teacher, I've had a few of these myself. Did you know that husbands and wives have "imminent" relations??? LOL!

[beksy]

Thanks for the laugh! Those are so cute!

[DisneyPrincess21]

HAHAHAHA :rotfl::funny:

[PAYROLL PRINCESS]

Very funny! thanks for the laugh.

[AvonleaCF]

True story from my sister, who is a teacher.

She gave a quiz and one of the questions showed a picture of a hexagon.

Below the picture it said, "Name the polygon."

A student's answer: "Bob"

:rotfl:

[pink]

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

That's my favorite. Thanks for sharing! :mickey: