View Full Version : Pun of the Day: February 2009
DisFan01
02-02-2009, 09:08 PM
Welcome to the February thread for PODs. I know I've been slacking, but my computer has been having MAJOR trouble, so if I don't post some days, you'll know why! Until it gets all fixed, I'll be posting in the afternoon/evening instead of morning.
POD #103 :: 02/02/09
Category: Animals
You sound a little horse. Yeah, I feel a colt coming on.
HAVE A GREAT NIGHT!
vizsla
02-03-2009, 05:03 AM
:thumbsup:
TinkerbellT421
02-03-2009, 08:41 AM
lol! Good one! :mickey::thumbsup:
mouseketeer mom
02-03-2009, 08:45 AM
HA! Love it. Missed my puns. Glad their back!
DisFan01
02-03-2009, 06:24 PM
POD #104 :: 02/03/09
Category: Misc.
Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing.
HAVE A GREAT NIGHT! :mickey:
ibrowse17
02-03-2009, 09:22 PM
Wow, thanks:thumbsup:
vizsla
02-04-2009, 05:19 AM
:thumbsup:
mouseketeer mom
02-04-2009, 06:48 AM
Hee hee hee!!! Too funny.
DisFan01
02-04-2009, 05:53 PM
POD #105 :: 02/04/09
Category: Education
Skipping school to bungee jump will get you suspended.
HAVE A GREAT NIGHT! :mickey:
vizsla
02-05-2009, 04:03 AM
:thumbsup:
mouseketeer mom
02-05-2009, 07:39 AM
I think I might be the biggest fan of this thread. I never knew I was such a pun lover. These make my morning!
TinkerbellT421
02-05-2009, 09:52 AM
LOL! Good one. I enjoy these every morning when I hop on here from work. :thumbsup::blush:
DisFan01
02-05-2009, 09:04 PM
Glad ya'll are liking them so much!
POD #106 :: 02/05/09
Category: Buisness
He couldn't decide whether to accept a job in mattress sales so he decided to sleep on it.
HAVE A GREAT NIGHT! :mickey:
vizsla
02-06-2009, 05:21 AM
:thumbsup:
mouseketeer mom
02-06-2009, 06:43 AM
Ba da ba bum....
ibrowse17
02-06-2009, 09:43 AM
Again, I say wow! Thanks:thumbsup:
TinkerbellT421
02-06-2009, 09:55 AM
LOL! :thumbsup:
DisFan01
02-06-2009, 06:45 PM
POD #107 :: 02/06/09
Category: Recreation
Golf is a lot like taxes - you drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole.
HAVE A GREAT NIGHT! :mickey:
mouseketeer mom
02-06-2009, 09:56 PM
Ouch!
vizsla
02-07-2009, 06:45 AM
:thumbsup:
DisFan01
02-07-2009, 07:54 PM
POD #108 :: 02/07/09
Category: Animals
5,000 hares have escaped from the zoo. The police are combing the area.
HAVE A GREAT NIGHT! :mickey:
pdrlkr
02-07-2009, 09:16 PM
:thumbsup:
vizsla
02-08-2009, 07:13 AM
:thumbsup:
ibrowse17
02-08-2009, 01:27 PM
Wow... Thanks:thumbsup:
DisFan01
02-08-2009, 08:07 PM
POD #108 :: 02/08/09
Category: Misc.
He's too lazy to draw water when the electricity is out. You could call it a lack of well power.
HAVE A GREAT NIGHT! :mickey:
mouseketeer mom
02-09-2009, 06:49 AM
I like the one about the Hares and the zoo!
ibrowse17
02-09-2009, 09:09 AM
Nice, thanks:thumbsup:
BMan62
02-09-2009, 10:56 AM
For all you fans of the lowest form of humor -- take any opportunity you can to find and read any of the "Callahan's" series of books by Spider Robinson. These are well worth the time and effort to track down.
Start with "Callahan's Crosstime Saloon" and work up from there. Also, "THE CALLAHAN CHRONICALS" brings together the first three books of the series.
And now back to your regularly scheduled program....
pdrlkr
02-09-2009, 07:29 PM
:thumbsup:
DisFan01
02-09-2009, 08:54 PM
POD #110 :: 02/09/09
Category: Occupations
My cavity wasn't fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was just filling in.
HAVE A GREAT NIGHT! :mickey:
vizsla
02-10-2009, 05:20 AM
:thumbsup:
mouseketeer mom
02-10-2009, 07:36 AM
:)
DisFan01
02-10-2009, 09:09 PM
POD #111 :: 02/10/09
Category: Family/Animals
I gave in when my wife hounded me about getting a puppy.
HAVE A GREAT NIGHT! :mickey:
vizsla
02-11-2009, 05:22 AM
:thumbsup:
mouseketeer mom
02-11-2009, 06:53 AM
Smiles!!!
DisFan01
02-11-2009, 09:10 PM
POD #112 :: 02/11/09
Category: Places
The Irish should be rich because their capital is always Dublin.
HAVE A GREAT NIGHT! :mickey:
vizsla
02-12-2009, 05:18 AM
:thumbsup:
mouseketeer mom
02-12-2009, 06:49 AM
Thats crazy!
DixieBelle
02-15-2009, 08:59 AM
:silly:... :thumbsup:...:laughing:
ibrowse17
02-15-2009, 09:53 AM
Nice, thanks:thumbsup:
DisFan01
02-15-2009, 07:18 PM
Alright, so I'm just a tad behind... :D Since I'm so behind, here's a LONG one!
POD #113 :: 02/15/09
Category: Travel/Countries/Food
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter it was good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
HAVE A GREAT NIGHT! :mickey:
vizsla
02-16-2009, 06:00 AM
:thumbsup:
pdrlkr
02-16-2009, 07:47 AM
:thumbsup:
mouseketeer mom
02-16-2009, 08:41 PM
Goooood one!
ibrowse17
02-17-2009, 11:47 AM
That's good:thumbsup:
DixieBelle
02-18-2009, 08:09 AM
Thats funny!
:silly: :silly: :silly:
DisFan01
02-24-2009, 08:05 PM
POD #114 :: 02/24/09
Category: Mathematics
The bargain store promised a free abacus with every purchase, but I wouldn't count on it.
HAVE A GREAT NIGHT! :mickey:
vizsla
02-25-2009, 05:29 AM
:thumbsup:
mouseketeer mom
02-25-2009, 06:40 AM
:)
TinkerbellT421
02-25-2009, 08:47 AM
HAHA! Thats cute! lol! :thumbsup::mickey:
ibrowse17
02-25-2009, 11:17 AM
Thank you:thumbsup:
pdrlkr
02-28-2009, 11:18 PM
:thumbsup:
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