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RAIDER
10-14-2008, 06:34 AM
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"

I said, "Dust."

And then the fight started.
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started.
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station...

And then the fight started....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking after we split up those many years ago, and she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!", said my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

And then the fight started...
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So there I was alongside the road when slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you then?"

And then the fight started...

Diznee4Me
10-14-2008, 07:57 AM
VERY funny!:D Great way to start the morning.

Thanks for the laugh!:thumbsup:

Stitchahula
10-14-2008, 08:13 AM
:haha:Those were good. I really like the one about the dwarf I can picture someone saying that. Thanks some mornings you just need a laugh and you supplied it this morning.

DizNee143
10-14-2008, 08:16 AM
those were great!!
i love starting my morning at work with a laugh!!
thanx! :thumbsup:

KronkHere
10-14-2008, 08:43 AM
Now thats funny!!

ARRGGGGG!~~~~

:pirate:

RedSoxFan
10-14-2008, 09:05 AM
Very Funny:silly:

scottgr
10-14-2008, 09:11 AM
hahaha:mickey:

Princess'Mom
10-14-2008, 09:22 AM
Very funny!:D Thanks for sharing!

pink
10-15-2008, 01:14 PM
Thanks for sharing, very funny. :mickey:

Goofy Forever
10-15-2008, 07:32 PM
Thanks!!!

Those were great!!!!:rotfl:

conorsmom2000
10-15-2008, 09:17 PM
:funny: :thumbsup:

TinkerbellT421
10-16-2008, 11:37 AM
:haha::haha::silly::rotfl::funny:Those were absolutely hysterical! Im sitting home from work...sick :ill: And those helped me laugh and feel a little better!

TennesseeTink
10-17-2008, 02:08 AM
:funny::funny::funny::rotfl::rotfl:

Those are fantastic!! Thanks for the good laugh:D

disneydeb
10-17-2008, 08:56 AM
These are too funny!

Thanks!

Bethis26fan
10-17-2008, 10:00 AM
lol thanks that was a good laugh.