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disneydrmr
12-04-2007, 04:00 PM
Out of the mouth of babes....

Fractured Christmas carols

No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites:

Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly.

We three kings of porridge and tar.

On the first day of Christmas, my tulip gave to me.

Later on, we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.

He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.

Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.

With the jelly toast proclaim.

Olive, the other reindeer.

Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say.

Sleep in heavenly peas.

In the meadow, we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is sparse and brown

You'll go down in listerine.

Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay.

Come, froggy faithful.

You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require".

Good tidings we bring to you and your kid.

RedheadWriter
12-04-2007, 04:28 PM
:goof:Oh these are hilarious!!!
:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

SgtTigger
12-04-2007, 08:19 PM
:funny:


thanks






:cop: :tigger:

MsMin
12-04-2007, 09:02 PM
Thanks :tree: :santa: you post lifted my holiday spirit!!

IloveDisney71
12-04-2007, 10:09 PM
Thanks for sharing these - they were hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dsnygirl
12-05-2007, 02:41 AM
:funny: :rotfl:

Dragongirlx
12-05-2007, 06:42 AM
:stitch:My niece always sings

God rest ye gerry mentalmen

but I think she picked that one up from her grandfather

:stitch:

disneydeb
12-05-2007, 06:43 AM
Loved it, Thanks!

JessicaRabbit
12-05-2007, 08:01 AM
:laughing: that was too funny! Thanks for posting that!


Later on, we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.

:blush: Umm, when I was a kid I used to sing this line too, until my best friend set me straight and told me the correct line:hide:

EPCOT84
12-09-2007, 03:58 PM
:funny:Tooo cute !

Caroleh
12-09-2007, 04:43 PM
:haha::funny:Too funny!!!