disneydrmr
12-04-2007, 04:00 PM
Out of the mouth of babes....
Fractured Christmas carols
No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites:
Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly.
We three kings of porridge and tar.
On the first day of Christmas, my tulip gave to me.
Later on, we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.
Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.
With the jelly toast proclaim.
Olive, the other reindeer.
Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say.
Sleep in heavenly peas.
In the meadow, we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is sparse and brown
You'll go down in listerine.
Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay.
Come, froggy faithful.
You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require".
Good tidings we bring to you and your kid.
Fractured Christmas carols
No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites:
Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly.
We three kings of porridge and tar.
On the first day of Christmas, my tulip gave to me.
Later on, we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.
Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.
With the jelly toast proclaim.
Olive, the other reindeer.
Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say.
Sleep in heavenly peas.
In the meadow, we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is sparse and brown
You'll go down in listerine.
Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay.
Come, froggy faithful.
You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require".
Good tidings we bring to you and your kid.