My Neighbor is such a moron

[J.T.Toad]

Can you believe this! Last week my neighbor Billy Bob gave old JT call to asked me if I would hep him re-roof his gerage. After watching Weakend Warriors on the tele I Didn’t think their would be a problim as it was a tiney job. So early Saturday we bofth started on the same side of the roof. After about an hour of watching Billy Bob throw every over roofing tack over his shoulder. I had to ask Billy Bob what the heck is you doing? Billy Bob exclaimed the heads of the roofing tacks are facing the wrong direction.

You are such a Moron Billy Bob You are sposed to use them tacks on the other side of the roof.

JT