J.T.Toad
10-26-2007, 07:08 PM
This post has been deemed not amusing by its author "me" so I deleted it.
JT
Since you all liked them. Ill put them back on.
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have been given five more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine.”
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That’s O.K: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. It means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you; do not question or faint. Just say “You’re welcome.”
8. Whatever: This is a woman’s way of saying %$#@&.
9. Don’t worry about it, I will do it: Another dangerous statement meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the
woman’s response refer to #3.
JT
Since you all liked them. Ill put them back on.
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have been given five more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine.”
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That’s O.K: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. It means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you; do not question or faint. Just say “You’re welcome.”
8. Whatever: This is a woman’s way of saying %$#@&.
9. Don’t worry about it, I will do it: Another dangerous statement meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the
woman’s response refer to #3.